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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 11 months

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Natasha: I just heard Y/N call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Peter: Guess what happened while Y/n and I were on patrol

Steve: What?

Peter: Y/n got cornered by 5 men twice her size

Bucky: Is she okay!?

Steve: Did she win?

Y/n walking in the room: Of course I won, I have 3 times the super soldier serum.

Steve: *fist bumps Y/n* Bucky: Steve, stop encouraging her!

Sam: Damn. Like father, like daughter

Bucky: Shut up Sam

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kelconfetti · 7 months

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tony would say this to peter and peter would actually stop talking.

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yourloverfromthepast · 11 months

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Y/n, during an interview: I really do love working with the Avengers, we all get along, have a great relationship and- we just fully accept and comprehend each other, you know what I mean?

*Earlier that day*

Y/n: FUCK OFF TONY, I'M NOT WORKING WITH YOU, EVER AGAIN.

Tony: OKAY GREAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED.

Y/n: OH I'M FIRED? NO I'M NOT, BECAUSE I RESIGN FIRST.

Tony: WHAT? YOU CANNOT RESIGN AFTER I FIRED YOU-

Y/n: LALALALALA I AM NOT HEARING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. OOOH SWEET PEPPEEER, DO YOU WANT A FIANCÉ WHO'S NOT A RAGING CUNT???

Tony: I am gonna fucking kILL THIS LITTLE BASTARD-

*Natasha, Steve and Thor, trying to hold him down*

Bruce: *clicks his tongue* Please Clint, remind me what happened?

Clint: In a few words: they ate the last donut. He got angry.

Bruce: ...over...over a fucking donut?

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trikruismybitch · 1 year

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Y/n: You remind me of sour patches

Natasha: Why because first they're sour then they're sweet?

Y/n: No, I love sour patch kids!

Natasha:

Steve:

Clint:

Wanda:

Tony: did she just...?

Y/n: Oh god did i just- *runs*

Natasha: *runs after her* Wait! I love you too!

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dany-is-my-queen · 2 years

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Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.

Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.

Natasha: Here I am :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.

Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)

Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.

Wanda: You could have started with the end.

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lilylovelyxo · 10 months

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Y/N: “Do you ever think about purpose?”

Natasha: “I love you but I do not have time for this right now”

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marvel-my-most-beloved · 5 months

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Y/n walking into Bucky's room: Dad, I need dating advice

Bucky: Who's ass do I have to beat up?

Y/n: It's M.J.

Bucky: Oh. What have you done so far?

Y/n: Been nice, stand up for her when Flash teases her, give her book recommendations, and help her with homework

Bucky: Ok, you are off to a great start. Before we get started, I need you to get a pen and paper, and a protein bar

Y/n: Ok, I can understand the pen and paper, but what's with the protein bar?

Bucky: I'm hungry

Y/n: Oh. That makes sense

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 1 month

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Mobius is fighting a monster Loki: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Mobius: The power to believe in myself!? Loki: No, a knife! Stab it!

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caitlynskitten · 3 months

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*Kate’s phone rings*

Kamala: Is that Hey Daddy by Usher? Is that your ringtone?

Kate: Oh that’s Yelena. Can you answer it please?

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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 11 months

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Y/N: Hey Natasha?

Natasha: Yeah?

Y/N: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Natasha:

Natasha: ...What.

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Y/n: The gas immunizes the brain’s neuropathways from external manipulation

Bucky: English please kid

Y/n in Russian: It’s an antidote to mind control

Bucky also in Russian: Real mature

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kelconfetti · 7 months

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peter likes to be on thw ceiling. he often frgets hes upside down.

he tries to make himself a bowl of cereal, but forgetd hes on the ceiling adn spills the entire box on the floor.

tony comes home to fimd a comically large pile of cereal in the middle of his kitchem

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yourloverfromthepast · 6 months

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Sam: Oh my- where the fu- JESUS CHRIST!

Bucky: Uuh, why you throwin' gang signs?

Sam: Huh? I'm not- *sighs* I can hear this fucking mosquito but for some reason I can't see it

Bucky, turning towards you: Aaaand, what the hell are you filming? A ghost?

Y/n: A ghost? Oh no! Scott asked me to edit a video of him singing "Umbrella" while being tiny. There, look. *Proceeds to point at the table in front of the couch*

Sam, who was sitting on the couch, now standing up: Are you for real? No, like, ARE YOU FOR REAL?? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH A MOSQUITO FOR FIVE MINUTES AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS TIC-TAC?!?!

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azerishi · 2 years

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Peter: Mr. Stark, look! I found this really cool cat, but they looked so sad and so I kinda took them with me so they can eat and now I think I've gotten attached and I really want to keep it.

Tony, on the verge of an aneursym: Peter–Peter, that's a fucking panther.

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