#mcu incorrect quotes

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy

Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know

Y/N: *lovingly* I know

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[literaryavenger]

Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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[stxar-pvnk]

Steve: Tony!! Tonnny!!!

Peter: what are you doing?

Steve: I can't find tony

Peter: oh I can, watch this

Peter proceeds to put on a deep voice

Peter: I HATE PETER PARKER

Tony popping out from thin air

Tony: WHO THE HELL SAID THAT ABOUT MY CREEPY CRAWLY KID.

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[sincka]

This is Mobius, he loves his personal space : *Mobius, looking at his tempad quietly while standing*

This is Loki, he also loves Mobius's personal space : *Loki, RIGHT BEHIND Mobius, looking at the tempad over Mobius's shoulder as he totally BREATHES against Mobius's cheek*

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[checkingoutforheroes]

Impossible

Y/n, Natasha and Yelena at one of their safe house after escaped the brutal attack by Widows last night.

Natasha: We don't have much. Is coffee okay?

Y/n: Yeah. It's totally fine. Thank you.

Y/n: You know, it is impossible to breathe while you're smiling.

Yelena does it: No, it's not. It's possible. I breathe.

Y/n: I know. I just want to see you guys smiles.

Yelena, impress: Where do you find this one, Natasha? One of the fancy stores in New York?

Natasha smiling: Good purchase.

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[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what do you do of multiple gang leaders break into your appartment and try to kill or kidnap you and your aunt?

Peter: I can take them I'm spiderman

Tony: for the love of God kid please just call me or even the cops next time

Peter: I think I handled this pretty well *squirts fire extinguisher again*

Tony: Kid you made the bathtub catch fire

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[angelofthenight]

Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.

Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.

You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-

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[threadofnorns]

Loki: Thanos knew I’d be just the one for this job ;)

Thanos, 20 minutes ago: bring me our most suicidal employee

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[jiyascepter]

Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Steve: I’m not gonna lie, Y/N scares me a little bit

Natasha: Oh, don’t worry about Y/N. She wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Steve: Oh, that’s reassuring-

Natasha: She would kill a man, though

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[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: Oh my god, this date is so boring! Why would you bring me here?!

Natasha: I didn’t. I told you I was going grocery shopping and that you shouldn’t come because you always hate it and you said ‘fuck you, you can’t tell me what to do or how to feel’

Y/N:

Natasha: So here we are

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[literaryavenger]

*in Wakanda with Bucky*

Y/N: Could you get me some wine?

Bucky: do I look like Jesus?

Y/N:

Bucky:

Y/N:

Bucky:

Y/N: ... kinda

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[stxar-pvnk]

Peter: Mr stark. Are you... adopting something?

Tony sweating nervously: nO!-

Peter: oh good I'm allergic to cats!

Tony shakily putting the adoption papers for him away in the new ironspider suit for later

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[sincka]

Mobius: What are you in the mood for ?

Loki: World domination.

Mobius : That's a bit ambitious.

Loki : You are my world.

Mobius : Aww...

Loki :

Mobius :

Loki :

Mobius : OH.

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