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aquamarinescarlet · 11 minutes ago
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Steve: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?
Tony: A hobby.
Steve:
Tony: … that I do not engage in.
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fandombroker · 26 minutes ago
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Stucky x Y/n | #9
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Steve : I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Bucky : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Steve : Yes!
Y/n : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you Stevie.
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prettyboy-percy · 35 minutes ago
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peter: consider the following…
peter: seatbelts, except they throw you out of your seat, and they're called yeetbelts
bucky: *whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flashcards* what the fuck is a yeet
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olsenbcttany · 47 minutes ago
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Tommy: Vivian asked for a milkshake, so like a good big brother, I decided to make one. Then she forgot to put the top on the blender.
Wanda: So, you put your baby sister in charge of an electrical appliance?
Tommy: And she let me down.
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justasociallyawkwardgeek · 48 minutes ago
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Peter: You think Harley and I are immature?
Tony: Well, a bit, yes
Peter: Hmm. Well, Harley, what do you think?
Harley, from inside the blanket Fort: Mr. Stark’s not allowed to come in then
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lesbian-deadpool · 51 minutes ago
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Wanda: Do you guys think that the cops are gonna go through our stuff?
Y/N: What are you afraid of? They’ll look through your dream journal?
Wanda: No, I just-
Clint: What, are you running a sweatshop back there for skirts that look like curtains?
Wanda: Actually-
Tony: What’d you steal a kiss and hide it in an envelope?
Everyone: *Laughs*
Wanda: I have an ancient magic book that says I am meant to destroy the world.
Everyone: 
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mjmate · an hour ago
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Bucky: You're pretty dumb
Sam: Aww thank you
Bucky: Why are you thanking me, I'm insulting you
Sam: All I heard was "you're pretty"
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Zemo: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Bucky: I don’t know how to do that. Sam: I don’t wear a watch. Sharon: Time is a construct.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Zemo: Can I be frank with you guys? Bucky: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Sam: Can I still be Sam? Sharon: Shh, let Frank speak.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Zemo: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Bucky: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Sam: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Sharon: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Me: Here we have a beautiful couple....
Thor: I care about your feelings!
Bruce: I care about your feelings too!
Me: ...and whatever the fuck this gays have going on....
Mobius: cAN YOU PLEASE STOP
Loki, T-posing in front of the fucked up timeline: no.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Zemo: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Sam: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Bucky: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Sharon: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Zemo: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Sam: You know those things will kill you, right? Zemo, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Sharon, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Bucky: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Zemo: Is stabbing someone immoral? Bucky: Not if they consent to it. Sharon: Depends who you’re stabbing. Sam: YES?!?
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Sam: I think we're missing something. Bucky: Teamwork? Sharon: Cohesion? Zemo: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Zemo: *Screams* Bucky: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Sam: Should we do something? Sharon: No, I want to see who wins.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Zemo: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Bucky: Plane tickets? Sam: Concert tickets? Sharon: Prostitution? Zemo, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · an hour ago
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Sam, about Sharon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Bucky: Are we stealing them? Zemo: New or used? Sam, sarcastically: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 2 hours ago
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Zemo: *Gently taps table* Bucky: *Taps back* Sam: What are they doing? Sharon: Morse code. Zemo: *Aggressively taps table* Bucky: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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