Loki: I've got some candy from the Cafeteria. Yes, again. Do you want some?
Mobius: Candy? What are my options?
Loki: Either "yes, Loki" or "no, Loki".
Loki: Preferably "no, Loki" because I'm just being polite and don't want to share these gems.
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y/n: I can't read whenever hot dads come near me I think I have dilfsexia
bucky, dad of her kids (tired): do you ever shut the fuck up
y/n, not sorry: sorry
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Sam: did you buy eggs like I asked?
Bucky: even better.
Bucky: [holds up a chicken] Her name is Predator!
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Loki: You've heard of built-in mechanism, right? Have you ever seen a built-in blow dryer?
Casey, excitedly: A built-in what?
Loki, equally excited: I'll show you. Hold my Tesseract-
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Dottie: Peggy is like a MILF. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to.
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I will uhhhhh... eliminate half of life from the uhhhh... universe and uhhh... Michelle says I'll do a pretty good job at it too
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Me: ugh i hate the MCU. Superhero movies are just really boring. I love action but this sucks. Filter it from my dash. I don't care about these people
Also me: ❤️💕💗🌸Loki🌸💗💕❤️
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I’m not even sorry
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I’m asking you once again to watch Spider-Man Cake Day!
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When someone says, “I understood that reference!”
Alas poor salad, Mobius knew him well..
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I mean... they're not wrong!
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i'm the funniest bitch alive
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Hello! My pronouns are she/her. If you are able—I’m an upcoming nursing student (soon to be nurse hopefully!) with an aesthetic that may not match the career. I’m a mixture of light academia, with a love for warm earth tones like soft brown, cream, burn’t orange and sage green! I can see myself skipping the streets of New York however, the thought of working at a bookstore with a coffee in Edinburgh, Scotland does not sound too shabby either. I think it honestly depends on the day hehe! Make a mood board if you will from your own interpretations with that info! Have a wonderful day all the while <3
hi, omg you are so sweet, thank you for asking <33 i mashed up all the info you gave into this teeny tiny mood board i hope you like it. and i'm sure you will make a very lovely nurse have a marvel-ous day <33
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