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cannibalchicken · 2 days
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happyheidi · 3 days
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𝑏𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠 <3
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odinsblog · 2 days
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my-kawaii--world · 5 hours
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**For the people asking I found the ring HERE
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justcatposts · 1 day
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You're now a cat owner.
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only-cat-memes · 2 days
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catasters · 1 day
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badjokesbyjeff · 3 days
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what's wrong.
"Well," replies Johnny, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Johnny, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Johnny, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Johnny, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
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daily-spooky · 5 hours
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everythingfox · 1 day
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Suddenly there is no problem
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peteneems · 10 years
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cannibalchicken · 10 hours
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lilislegacy · 2 days
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hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?
*frank, leo, and piper all at once*
frank: they’re joking around
leo: they’re arguing
piper: they’re making out
everyone (confused): …
frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house
leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something
piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door
everyone:
grover: yeah… they tend to be like that
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daily--cats · 5 hours
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