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funny-tik-toks · 17 days
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crippled-peeper · 5 days
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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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holygraund · 24 days
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I see right through me.
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rnatataki · 18 days
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innovatorbunny · 18 days
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its really crazy how fast food was billed as cheap for the price of being shitty and now its just like...... well with these prices might as well get an actually decent meal at a real restaurant lol
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Lucifer : Ask me why I love you :D
Y/N : 🤨 why?
Lucifer : Please 🥺
Y/N, decided to humour him : Why do you love me?
Lucifer, all giddy, pulling out a 200 slide presentation : I’m glad you asked!
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enchantedbook · 10 days
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'The Council of Cats' "by Wayne O Connor
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escuerzoresucitado · 15 days
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incorrectbatfam · 24 days
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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