The school looking at my computer's search history: She searched for...easiest way to kill somebody? Least cheesy threats? How blood spills? How to poison someone accurately? Um... should we have a talk with this young lady's parents?
A few minutes later: wait no she also looked up overcoming writer's block and synonyms for about thirty common words. She's just a writer.
Me, happily writing my story:
if u search up tinder bio on tumblr ur fic call me if u care shows up. makes u think
i have thought. glad 2 know sirius not being destinys child but their bastard son is having this impact he deserves it
gm!! off to do the bare minimum at work waiting for supermega to drop this collection and then I get to go home and celebrate
Peter’s finally gotten around to meeting Betty, and she drops a bit of a bombshell on him: Ned Leeds has proposed to her. Ned’s giving her time to think on it, and she admits that she does find the idea of having a husband with a sturdy, uneventful life like his appealing, but Peter... does not take any of this well and storms out before Betty can explain that she still loves Peter.
I can’t say I’m interested in any of this. I’m fine with having tension between characters, but... I’m just so done with love triangles, man. I really, really am.
Hey bestie 🤪 so i had a thot about Ollie (u got me into him & i aint mad) so what if you play a sport, like volleyball or something right, and you get hit in the head pretty hard and you get a concussion (thats happened to me and it aint fun) so how would Ollie be at taking care of you 🥺 i think he’d be very sweet n affectionate
omg he’d probably be so good at taking care of u since he’s been hurt a lot bc of hockey🥺 he’d be good at making sure ur drinking water and not looking at ur phone too much
always be prepared
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Does he win by default then?
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My confession via a low quality meme:
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It is my firm (and correct) belief that aizawa has NO ass
that bit in the the fourth episode of merlin when the camelot guards turn against the visiting kingdom in the great hall and there's that 0.5 seconds of morgana pulling out a dinner knife for no reason 😂😂😂
FUNNY MOMENTS 2021 // MOST FUNNY VIDEO 2021 // TOP NEW FUNNY VIDEO 2021 ...
*after Y/N and Natasha have a baby*
Y/N: Nat can I hold the baby now?
Natasha: No. We're bonding.
Y/N: I haven't held the baby in like a week.
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Chicken brining for the weekend