gmod guys used banjo-kazooie and donkey kong 64 music in those vids so much cause grant kirkhope makes music that would accompany the presence of gnomes and the mercs of tf2 are like if you let gnomes become the size of human men
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I’m on the second episode of My Adventures With Superman and I KNOW I know, this deserves to be Clark’s show, BUT HEAR ME OUT A SECOND.
Imagine the Waynes didn’t die and Thomas is trying DESPERATELY to buy the Daily Planet from White, but to absolutely no avail.
“For the last time, Wayne, you can have this company when the Gotham Knights win a Stanley Cup.”
“Y’all cheated last year and you KNOW it, White! Come on! We knew each other for 20 years—“
“Not true.”
“You gotta have ONE nice thing to say about me! You saw my charity records? My trip to the Amazon? I found a goddam dinosaur, for Pete’s sake!”
“And you sent it to the Gotham museum.”
“…Well yeah, it looked real pretty.”
“Look, Wayne. I can either give your ego the stroke of the century, or keep Lane and those two idiot interns in check, but I can’t do both. Now get out of here, or—“
Clark clearing his throat, holding two cups of coffee in his comically large hands, “Uh, the coffee machine broke, so I had to run to the store. Is this a bad time?”
Thomas whistling, because what the FUCK. “Christ, boy, how tall are you? How tall is he, White? You a security guard? You WANNA be a security guard?”
“Uh, Clark Kent. Idiot intern,” Clark introduced himself politely despite Perry’s grumbling.
Needless to say, Thomas Wayne is…Intimidating.
“I’ve heard about your research on metahuman physics, Mr. Wayne. It’s brilliant.”
“Oh, that? That was all my boy, really. He’s got all these ideas about reinventing the healthcare system for everybody or something like that. Hell, he wants to invent some bandaids for that Superman fella. “
“That,” Clark blinked, “Actually sounds amazing.”
“Right?. The other day he came to me like, ‘Can I have 30,000 for a research expedition?’ You should’ve seen him in his little lab coat, — cutest thing. Hold on, I have pictures.”
Clark expected a particularly eccentric 10 year not, not a — gorgeous— adult man in what looked to be a great amount of eyeliner and one hell of a scowl. “He’s…” gorgeous, “He seems interesting.”
“Ain’t he? You should meet him sometime. Hates talking to the press, but, I’m sure we can arrange something. “
“Good luck with that. I tried interviewing the kid alone for 10 minutes and Mr. Wayne here kept getting in the way. Probably because he has something to hide.”
“Bruce ain’t really made for the camera, so I had to step in, ya know how it is. He ain’t really the independent kind.” Thomas shrugs. “I know, I know, — you gotta leave em to fly sometimes, and while I bet he’d look cute tryin’,”
Thomas chuckles, but it doesn’t sound amusing. At all. “No bird leaves MY nest.”
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Clark finds out why Perry can’t prove Thomas Wayne is Batman. It’s because he’s wrong. He’s listened to Batman’s heartbeat before. And Thomas doesn’t stutter.
Bruce Wayne does, thought.
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Balatro is a staggeringly well designed video game in its productivity-annihilatingly fine tuned gameplay which, in my opinion, has created one of the more perfect "High Score" games in roguelite genre ecosystem.
Balatro is a staggeringly well designed video game in its charming cartoonish and out-of-gridlock pixel art style which, in my opinion, creates a miraculously pleasant experience out of looking at an objectively information-dense and potentially obtuse (but thankfully not) UI.
Balatro is a staggeringly well designed video game in its ONE SONG. the game has ONE SONG, and people are happily listening to it for dozens of hours of gameplay. that, in my opinion, is accomplishing the same thing C418 did with Minecraft's masterful ambiance soundtrack while the only "environmental changes" is different permutations of the same static menu (not on the same scale, of course, but game is game).
i really enjoy Balatro. you should give it a try!
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not if you think it's embarrassing for other people, but for you specifically
reasons my friend thinks its embarrassing: you have to hold it and what if it flies around in the wind, you have to close and open it which is humiliating, you have to carry it afterwards (its a commitment)
reasons i think it is not: i dont like being damp and soggy (i would rather be warm and cozy), other people are probably wishing they had an umbrella like me, i can dry it and put it away easily, you can open and close it in entryways so u dont even have to stand in the rain
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MMORPG RULES:
fail RP (aka Cheating):
having someone you know outside of the game help boost your level by carrying you through dungeons.
diagetic (aka Correct/Honorable):
having a stranger offer to carry you/offering to carry a stranger through a dungeon.
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