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troythecatfish · 8 days
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thelaurenbox · 8 months
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(the truth is, everyone there can kill you, but some of them choose not to 👍)
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mamaspidershit · 1 year
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Murderer: Any last words?
Peter: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Natasha, on the comms: Peter that is the WORST way to distract them.
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lokiusly · 3 months
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anytime anyone says that Yggdrasil!Loki needs their Ratatoskr!Mobius all I imagine is
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faeriecap · 6 months
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anyways after tagging this post i made edits so u guys could see the vision or whatever
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sushibarton · 3 months
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what-do-i-type-here · 2 months
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People keep comparing Destiel to other ships but one I've yet to see is SamBucky/WinterFalcon.
Like on one side you've got a super-human, dark haired, ex-brainwashed, ex-soldier who has blue eyes, a staring problem and also broke out of their mind control to join the other side after beating up their best-friend who thought they were dead.
And on the other hand you've got an older brother without any powers who has lost both of his parents, one of which he watched die at a young age, has a younger brother that looks older than him and he practically raised, who's helped save the world multiple times, died at least once, and dropped out of high school.
And then to top it off they both have this thing where they bicker like an old married couple despite not being together. Also that staring problem where they just look each other in the eyes for large periods of time.
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weebiemcweebington · 1 year
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I swear I thought the text said “fight” instead of “argument” when I drew it but whatever
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menfishme-women · 1 year
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*Peter and Eddie after a fight*
Peter: Hey, Brock? Can I ask you something uncomfortable?
Eddie: Go for it little guy.
Peter: What happens…if you get a boner while Venom is suiting?
Eddie:
Venom, in Eddie’s brain: Tell him Eddie, tell him please!!
Eddie: V…V sorts it out.
Peter: Like…sorts it? Or…adjusts it to deal with later?
Eddie: …
Eddie: Yes.
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madmanwonder · 2 months
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Crossover Crack Ship: JauGwe/Ghost-Arc/Dorky Responsibility
Jaune Arc:
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Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider:
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deaconcheese1998 · 5 months
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Shout out to marvel animals
Got to be one of my favorite genders
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mamaspidershit · 1 year
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Natasha: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Peter, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Natasha:
Natasha: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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xanderio1 · 4 months
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Peter, panicking: come on Mr stark pick up please...
F.R.I.D.A.Y: sir, the 'spider child' is trying to call during school hours, would you like me to put him through?
Tony, sighing: year sure put him through fri-"
Peter: MR STARK, MR STARK THANK GOD!
Tony: kid? What's wrong?
Peter, stalling: uhhhhm hypothetically if I accidentally blew up the science block because I didn't know what I was putting into an experiment would you be mad?
Tony: ...
Peter:...
Tony:...
Peter: 😀
Tony: I'll come pick you up. I'll pay for the damages while I'm there.
Peter: 😊
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f1zzlest1ckzz · 6 months
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PLS I SAW THAT N IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THEM
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 8 months
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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years
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Nat: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Y/n
Y/N: I hate myself.
Nat: Alright, square up.
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