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maryamcervid · 2 minutes ago
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lol i forgot i made this
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somberess · 5 minutes ago
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my masterlist likes to change its layout a lot
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simply-jason · 7 minutes ago
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Me, sending my friends obscure WAP mashups:
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cardi-brouch-junior · 7 minutes ago
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"AIDSwolves" sounds like an even edgier and more inane successor to Penny Arcade's "dickwolves," but it's actually a piece of worldbuilding from Joke Karen Rowling
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thelordehozierclub · 8 minutes ago
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I read somewhere that a person called Tumblr jumblr, and idk why did i laugh this hard.
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My love for Will and my love for Percy is me admiring the beauty of cats and fishes. Both are beautiful creatures , but when put together , he heh ...*nervous laughter*
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cryinbroke · 9 minutes ago
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Being on other social media besides tumblr seeing a bad take and thinking that there will be addition that says that it is a bad take but there is no addition it is just there and people agree with it
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somewhatfeminist · 15 minutes ago
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Me: i want a cat
My brother: i want a cat too
My father: i want a cat three
My mother: i want some peace and quiet but we can't always get what we want
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gay-mcr-slut · 17 minutes ago
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LeATHERMOUTH? I think you mean "Tiny Angry Greasy Rat Man Screams Incoherently Into A Microphone For 23 Minutes and 37 Seconds Straight"
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todorkihoe · 18 minutes ago
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my sister telling me i need a muzzle because i bite too much💀💀💀
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moonamite-and-headcanons · 18 minutes ago
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Marx: "So... You think Dedede is your dad? Like- Like your BIOLOGICAL dad??"
Kirby, eating: "Yep!"
Marx: *Looks at Dedede, who is also eating*
Marx:
Marx: "I can barely tell you two apart."
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thatdumbasswench · 18 minutes ago
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~stupid spell idea~
(ignorance is) Bliss
Can be cast by anyone with low wisdom regardless of race. Once cast all party members roll wisdom with advantage for the rest of the session out of pure disbelief that someone can be so stupid however, anytime they roll concentration it’s with disadvantage because the pure stupidity is too distracting.
If cast during a fight it stuns an enemy for one turn out of confusion and disbelief of just how stupid what the caster just said was. If the caster rolls high enough the receving enemy may be stunned for one turn and, use their next turn to tell some of their allies of the casters stupidity stunning however many allies are closest to them.
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cardi-brouch-junior · 25 minutes ago
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The proper response to "after all this time" isn't "always"; it's "I'm still into you"
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steadytreenacho · 37 minutes ago
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STAGE 1
Here we experience the first signs of memory loss.
Combining this stage with Gregory’s pain is like a daydream.
We won’t know who he is soon.
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goatmilksoda · 40 minutes ago
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A meme of frustration. 
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It’s been a week. He hasn’t responded to any of my damn emails. I’m actually so mad. This is like the third time it’s happened. It’s turned in, early in fact, totally complete, but he insists on marking it not there and ignoring my emails and then when I bring it up in class or have my mom email him suddenly he’s the victim and I’m “not handling the situation like a mature adult”
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your-dear-rosetail-anon · 41 minutes ago
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this is so sad
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magicalgirlpropaganda · 44 minutes ago
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"I cant go in your room bcs you have white clover and im allergic" yay! The protection spell worked!
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illustri-ous · 47 minutes ago
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does the limit exist when it comes to posting half naked pictures on tumblr?
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