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rainbow-taishi · 3 days
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Based from Aventurine's trailer
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Our next theory, brought forth by Bernard Dowd, is that Batman and Batwoman are the same genderfluid person
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piratefishmama · 2 days
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I'd really just love for Stobin to have a cat in their little apartment that CONTINUALLY catches this same bat, same one. Each time. Stobin KNOW it's the same bat, because it has a little scar on its tiny lil fuzzy cheek.
The cat never HURTS the little bat, but it just, catches it and takes it home.
Each time, they take it out away from the apartment, away from the confusing lights and release it back into the wild, because it's a healthy lil bat, really enjoys landing on Steve's head, much to Steve's amusement and Robins panic over rabies.
What they don't know, is the bat is in cahoots with the cat, and just can't seem to find the right time to turn back into his humanoid vampire self and admit his big dumb gay crush on Steve.
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ao3-shenanigans · 2 days
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Genderqueer theater kids pronouns Zip/Zap/Zop
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fixing-bad-posts · 1 day
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THE ASLEEP ARE ASLEEP THE AWAKE ARE AWAKE
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voidzphere · 2 days
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what i mean when i say i like afterdeath btw
geno belongz to loverofpiggies reaper belongz to renrink
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kalmiaclown · 2 days
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I think people fail to realize how much this cracks me up
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bigboysdrinkmilk · 1 day
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sorry, babygirl, but i can’t breed a swiftie
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nobody-nexus · 2 days
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I'm surprised I've not seen anyone else do this yet:
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good-to-drive · 3 days
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The day the child realizes The Beatles are a bunch of assholes he becomes an adult. The day he forgives them he becomes wise.
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quarterdollar · 22 hours
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gabriel alliance ring acquired 😌
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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All the other batkids wonder what they did in their past lives to end up becoming Robins
Except Jason
He knows his copper was shitty
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req'd by @shadow-of-a-dream
so long as the actual blunt stays away while you're driving you're fine
text: The people in this car share 1 braincell and we pass it around like a blunt
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cereal-abyss-mage · 2 days
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arlecchino putting a cross on her spider's grave implies jesus christ existed in teyvat
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