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#captain america incorrect quotes
firegal19 · 1 year
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Peter: Guess what happened while Y/n and I were on patrol
Steve: What?
Peter: Y/n got cornered by 5 men twice her size
Bucky: Is she okay!?
Steve: Did she win?
Y/n walking in the room: Of course I won, I have 3 times the super soldier serum.
Steve: *fist bumps Y/n* Bucky: Steve, stop encouraging her!
Sam: Damn. Like father, like daughter
Bucky: Shut up Sam
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marvelflame2010 · 9 months
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Bucky: Alright fucklords
The Avengers: ...
Sam: ...
Bucky: Shit, I forgot this wasn't a Thunderbolts meeting
Bucky: Forget what I just said
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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Bucky: *dies*
Steve: you know i never liked being alive anyway, *crashes plane*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Sam, trying his best to train the Avengers: Okay, let’s try this one last time. Collapsing building. Simultaneous alien attack. What do you do?
Kate:
Kate: Call the Aveng—
Sam: YOU ARE THE AVENGERS!
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teabag-of-mischief · 1 year
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Tony: Did you know that it is more likely to get bitten by a new yorker than by a shark?
Steve: I get bitten by a new yorker almost every day.
Steve: A specific person, actually. From Brooklyn. His name starts with B.
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Steve, Bucky & Y/n
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*Bucky and Steve sitting in jail together*
Steve : So who should we call?
Bucky : I’d call Y/n, but I feel safer in jail
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chaotictasha · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes#115
Y/n: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Steve: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Sam: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Bucky: You people already know too much about me.
Sam: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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(Quote not mine, it’s from a generator, but I have currently forgotten which one)
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nykie-love-anime · 5 months
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Halloween
Y/N: Hey Stevey we should do a couples costume this year for halloween Steve: But we are not a couple Y/N: Well I mean we could become one Y/N: - smiling at the super soldier - Y/N: Because I have a great idea for a costume and I am very much in love with you Steve: Really sure, cool yeah of course we can Steve: - smiling back at you - Steve: I have loved you for a while now as well I was just building up the courage to confess
Source: otp-prompts-for-you (his third halloween prompt)
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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years
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𝗦𝗮𝗺: Just stay put and act as cool as possible.
𝗦𝗮𝗺: *walks away*
𝗕𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: Hey, Sam!
𝗕𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: Who's cooler than me?
𝗦𝗮𝗺: Literally everyone, dude.
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ifwewere-gay · 2 years
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Stephen strange, going back to 2012 while Steve and tony are fighting: *slaps Steve* keep my wife's name OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
everyone else: .....
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Y/n: In my family you can be 2 things. Either a strong warrior or a magic user
Y/n: My father, Odin, chose to be a strong warrior while Loki and Frigga chose to be magic users.
Y/n: But Thor and I said “fuck you stereotypes” and chose to be both.
Thor: That is why Y/n and Loki are teaching me magic.
Loki: It’s a great sibling bonding thing and Y/n and I enjoy laughing at Thor if he gets a spell wrong
Sam whispering to Bucky and Bruce: Are you two sure you want them?
Bucky: Yes, Y/n is my soulmate
Bruce: And Thor is mine
Sam: Ok then
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Tony: Hey wait a minute. Y/n and Bucky’s not here. 
Sam: What you do mean by Y/n and Bucky’s not here?
Tony: I MEAN Y/N AND THE FUCKING WINTER SOLDIER ISN’T HERE, GENERAL BIRD-BRAIN!!! 
Yelena: Oh my god, I’m using that
Steve: ENOUGH! I’ll call them* calls Y/n’s phone*
Y/n: Hello?
Steve: Y/n, where tf are you and Bucky?? I’m here, Sam’s here, Tony’s here, your aunt’s here-
Peter: *arrives* Sorry I’m late guys. I had chem homework
Steve: Queens just swung in. You two are the only ones not here!
Y/n: What the hell are you talking about, you star-spangled idiot. Bucky and I are at 103 Presley Street, like the address said. Where the tf are you?
Steve: I’m at.... Aw shit. *hangs up* GUYS WE’RE AT THE WRONG LOCATION!!! 
Tony: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE’RE THE WRONG LOCATION CAPSICLE?!!!!!!
Steve: I MEAN WE ARE AT THE WRONG LOCATION ANTHONY EDWARD!! 
Sam: ENOUGH!! Let’s go to the correct location
BONUS: 
Bucky: Did Steve give them the wrong location?
Y/n: Yes dekta. Yes he did
Bucky: Why am I friends with him? 
Y/n: You know you have a crazy family when the ex-HYDRA assassins are the only ones who do stuff right the first time
Bucky: You’re absolutely right doll
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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Steve: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Bucky: Several traffic violations.
Clint: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sam: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Nat: Also, that’s not our car
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Tony, about Bucky: You must really like this guy.
Steve: I do. And I hope you do too.
Tony: Hey, any boyfriend of yours is a boyfriend of mine.
Steve:
Tony: That sounded less weird in my head.
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teabag-of-mischief · 1 year
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Steve: We all have that one friend who can give really good life advice for their friends, yet can't follow their own advice and does all kind of risky stuff.
Bucky: We sure do. Except that your advice isn't always that good.
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