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mionemymind · 1 day

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Wanda: Babe, do you think you can drive tonight?

Y/n [With the worst astigmatism on planet earth]: Oh - so you don't love me and want us to die. I see.

Wanda: First off...you can't see. Matter fact, take a look at those cars for me

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avengers-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Natasha: Please, Y/n , after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Natasha: I’m sorry Y/n .

Natasha: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Y/n : It has to be done.

Natasha:

Y/n :

Natasha:

Y/n : *Places +4* Uno.

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yourloverfromthepast · 10 months

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Y/n, during an interview: I really do love working with the Avengers, we all get along, have a great relationship and- we just fully accept and comprehend each other, you know what I mean?

*Earlier that day*

Y/n: FUCK OFF TONY, I'M NOT WORKING WITH YOU, EVER AGAIN.

Tony: OKAY GREAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED.

Y/n: OH I'M FIRED? NO I'M NOT, BECAUSE I RESIGN FIRST.

Tony: WHAT? YOU CANNOT RESIGN AFTER I FIRED YOU-

Y/n: LALALALALA I AM NOT HEARING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. OOOH SWEET PEPPEEER, DO YOU WANT A FIANCÉ WHO'S NOT A RAGING CUNT???

Tony: I am gonna fucking kILL THIS LITTLE BASTARD-

*Natasha, Steve and Thor, trying to hold him down*

Bruce: *clicks his tongue* Please Clint, remind me what happened?

Clint: In a few words: they ate the last donut. He got angry.

Bruce: ...over...over a fucking donut?

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?

Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*

Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*

Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*

Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.

Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*

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lalixlizzie · 4 months

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Wanda: You’d do that for me?

Natasha: I’d do a lot of things to you.

Wanda: ...you mean ‘for me’?

Natasha: That too.

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eclecticpatrolroadlawyer · 7 months

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Y/n: *eating ice cream*

Y/n: My mouth's cold

Bucky: *smirks* Want me to warm it up for you?

Y/n:

Y/n: *blushes* Y-yes

Bucky: *hands Y/n hot cocoa* Here!

Y/n:

Y/n: *dying inside*

Bucky: This is what you meant right?

Y/n: S-sure, yup, definitely.

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widowshaze · 2 years

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Natasha: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Y/N: Killed without hesitation.

Natasha: No.

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immadowhateva · 2 years

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Oops

[Natasha enters Y/N's hospital room, fuming] Natasha: What the hell were you thinking? You were supposed to be the lookout, and not interfere. Y/N: *groans* Ugh! And the worst part is, the criminal got away. Natasha: That's the worst part? You could've died. Do you know how worried I was when suddenly all I could hear was you in pain through the comms without knowing what happened? Y/N: Well, I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

[Natasha gives Y/N her signature look] Y/N: Look, I know you're angry because I didn't follow your orders, but- Natasha: NO! I'm upset because my girlfriend got hurt because she insists on being a reckless idiot. You have got to start thinking straight before doing shit like that. Y/N: I'm sorry, but I can't think straight. I'm totally, utterly gay *gives a playful smile*. Natasha: What am I going to do with you? *smiles slightly*. Y/N: *open arms* Kisses and cuddles? Natasha: *rolls eyes but hugs Y/N* You have to be more careful, I hate when you get hurt. Y/N: Okay, next time I'll let you handle it alone. [Natasha slaps Y/N's arm] Y/N: OUCH. Natasha: Oh, shut up you big baby.

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maj-3k · 1 year

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*Matt and Y.N on a date, sitting on a park bench*

Y.N: It's very nice date. Me and you Matt...

Y.N: Foggy:

Matt:

Y.N:... and your best friend between us.

Foggy (eating ice cream): You want some?

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randomshyperson · 2 years

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Y/N: I had the weirdest dream; I was locked in a room with several versions of you who were trying to kiss me. But I'm a faithful girlfriend, and I turned them all down.

Wanda: I wouldn't be jealous of my variants, babe.

Y/N: Oh, Thank god! I totally hook up with everyone.

Wanda:

Wanda: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

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queer-red-panda · 1 month

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Headcanon where Tony (is alive) and Morgan are arguing about Morgan being ‘old enough’ to do something.

Tony: Morgan, no, you can’t come with me when I’m on a mission.

Morgan: and why not, I’m old enough!

Tony: For one, you’re four.

Morgan: …well I can count to ten!

Tony: that is not a parameter!

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avengers-incorrect-quotes · 5 months

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Natasha: What are you eating?

Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Natasha: I like you, don't I?

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yourloverfromthepast · 2 years

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Y/n: Dad!

Tony: Yes sweetie?

*Nat, Steve, Clint and Bruce slowly turn around to face you*

Steve: Stark?

Bruce: What?

Nat: EXCUSE ME?

Clint: What the fu-

Y/n: Oh come on, you’re that old and don’t know what adoption is?

*Tony bursts out laughing*

Nat: Technically you’re about Clint’s and Bruce’s age too.

Tony now dead serious: Ok kid, we need to talk...

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*

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lalixlizzie · 4 months

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Nat, playing with a baby: Where's mommy?

Yelena, not paying attention: There she is. *points to Melina *

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eclecticpatrolroadlawyer · 2 years

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Y/n and Bucky as enemies

Y/n: *to Sam* FIGHT ME!

Bucky: stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Y/n: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

Bucky: You can't even reach my neck.

Y/n: Do you really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!!

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