Kate: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Yelena: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Yelena: Do you like my top?
Maria: Yeah, she seems nice
Yelena: What
Nat: What
Kate: (:
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Yelena: Of course you should fight fire with fire.
Natasha: Nope.
Kate: You should fight everything with fire.
Clint: KATE. NO.
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Kate: Yel, I need your help!
Yelena: Are we gonna commit a crime?
Kate: No, something better!
Yelena: Nothing’s better than a crime.
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Natasha, driving Y/N and Kate: So how was your day?
Kate: We almost got surprise adopted!
Natasha: What?
Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.
Natasha: Oh, okay.
Natasha: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Y/N: God, if only someone loved me...
Natasha: *standing behind with roses*
Wanda: *holding a box of chocolates*
Kate: *has balloons and a card*
Yelena: *facepalms* This is sad.
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*origin of Kate becoming Yelena’s personal seat*
Yelena, looking around at all the empty seats: may I sit here?
Kate, looking around: here?
Yelena:…
Kate, pointing to herself: this is my lap.
Yelena:…
Kate:…
Yelena: that did not answer my question, Kate Bishop. May I sit there?
Kate, nodding: you may.
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9:29pm
Peter: unpopular opinion time! i think sleeping with socks is fine.
Kate: cheese and bread is the best midnight snack!
Yelena: men don’t deserve rights. they deserve to hang from their dicks.
Peter: um i--
Y/N: puppies over babies! and i like those hairless cats!
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clint: what do rainbows mean to you?
wade: gay rights
kate: there's money
matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood
peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops
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Yelena: What state do you live in?
Kate: I live in a state of constant anxiety.
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Yelena: are you from Tennessee?
Kate: because I'm the only ten you see? ;)
Yelena: because you're a state
Kate: ;')
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Yelena: Quick! Give me something blunt!
Kate: You have the tendency to commit dangerous acts of self-sacrifice and can't let go of a grudge.
Yelena:
Yelena: An object, Kate!
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Peter, pointing at Yelena: You do see the red flags, right?
Kate: Yeah, but I love a good project.
Peter:
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Natasha: Where's Yelena?
Y/N: Doing stuff.
Natasha: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Kate?
Y/N: Trying to stop Yelena. from doing the stuff.
Natasha: And Wanda?
Y/N: Trying to stop Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.
Natasha: I see. And what are you doing here, Y/N?
Y/N: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Wanda from stopping Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.
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Y/N & Kate: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Y/N: We need an adult!
Kate: Y/N, we are adults!
Y/N: We need an adultier adult! Get Clint!
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