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[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: What are you in the mood for?

Wanda: World domination.

Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.

Wanda: You are my world.

Y/N: Aww...

Wanda:

Y/N:

Wanda:

Y/N: OH.

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[gfmaximoff]

Y/N, texting Natasha: Nat! Help I'm being kidnapped.

Natasha: Where are you?

Y/N: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Natasha: I'll call Wanda.

Wanda, answering her phone: Hello?

Natasha: Where's Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Wanda: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Wanda:

Wanda: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Wanda: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

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[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kate: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Natasha: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kate, learn to listen.

Y/N: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yelena: That's voodoo.

Y/N: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Kate: That's correlation, not causation.

Y/N: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Wanda: That's kinky.

Natasha: Oh my God.

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[gfmaximoff]

Natasha, driving Y/N and Kate: So how was your day?

Kate: We almost got surprise adopted!

Natasha: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Natasha: Oh, okay.

Natasha: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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[gfmaximoff]

Natasha: Where's Yelena?

Y/N: Doing stuff.

Natasha: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Kate?

Y/N: Trying to stop Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: And Wanda?

Y/N: Trying to stop Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: I see. And what are you doing here, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Wanda from stopping Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

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[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: *tapping fingers on table*

Natasha: *taps fingers back furiously*

Wanda: …What’s going on?

Steve: Morse code. They’re talking.

Natasha: -. --- / ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -

Y/N: *slams hands on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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[gfmaximoff]

*Yelena and Natasha, watching Kate from distance*

Yelena: That’s the girl I have a crush on.

Yelena: Thoughts?

Natasha:

Natasha: And prayers, girl.

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[gfmaximoff]

Wanda: Hey guys, you know, Tasha and I are having a baby!

Y/N: Congratulations, that’s-

Natasha: *slams papers on the table* It’s you, sign here.

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[gfmaximoff]

Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Natasha: My moral code, is that you?

Scott:

Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: Who traumatised you?

Kate: Do you want a list?

Yelena:

Yelena, pulling out three knives: Yes, actually.

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[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: This is my girlfriend Kate. I don’t think she’s okay but at this point I’m going with it.

Kate, holding up a porcupine: Yelena! Look. A spikey cat!

Yelena, dialling the police: You’re doing amazing sweetie.

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[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: Why are your tongues purple?

Y/N: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Wanda: I had a red one.

Kate: oh

Kate:

Kate: OH

Yelena:

Yelena: You drank each other's slushies?

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[gfmaximoff]

Wanda: What's your greatest strength?

Y/N: I’m a great flirt

Wanda: What's your greatest weakness?

Y/N: Those beautiful eyes of yours.

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