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#wanda maximoff incorrect quotes
incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days
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Y/N, scolding the twins: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Wanda: No, we are mad.
Y/N: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Wanda: No, we are not.
Y/N: I’m not the mind reader, Wanda.
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 days
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The Scarlet Witches get ready to take the stage…
Agatha: where’s Wanda?
Natasha: I don’t know.
Wanda and Y/N run in…
Wanda: sorry I’m late
Agatha: I see who kept you busy (giggles)
Y/N: it wasn’t me
Wanda lets out a nervous laugh and holds up a positive pregnancy test…
Natasha: ohmygosh!!
The band mates hug their lead singer…
Agatha: I’m gonna be an aunt?!
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For @lifespectator
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?
Wanda: World domination.
Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.
Wanda: You are my world.
Y/N: Aww...
Wanda:
Y/N:
Wanda:
Y/N: OH.
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rxmqnova · 3 months
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Wanda: You're in so much trouble, young lady.
Y/N: You tell the truth, you get in trouble. You lie, you get in trouble.
Y/N: We're probably just better off not talking to each other.
Wanda:
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romanoffshouse · 10 months
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Y/N: Hey Wanda, are you awake?
Wanda: What?
Y/N: Are you awake?
Wanda: Who do you think said 'what'?
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chaosvillainy · 8 months
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Wanda: Y/N, cover me!
Y/N: In kisses? Gladly!
Wanda: Y/N, we’re in a shootout, being shot at. Cover me.
Y/N: But kisses later?
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writing-house-of-m · 7 months
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Wanda: Can you get the ice pops out for the kids?
Natasha: These?
Wanda: Erm, no, the boys don't like them. They're for Y/n...
Y/n: *Walks in*
Y/n: Ooo, milk pops
Y/n: Mmm, chocolate :)
Y/n: *Kisses Wanda's cheek and leaves*
Natasha: *Raises an eyebrow at Wanda*
Wanda: I know, I know, I married a child
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natashasnoodle · 8 months
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Natasha, visibly upset: I just don't get why this is happening
Wanda: I know honey, it'll be okay though. Anything to add to this, Y/n?
Y/n: Can I offer you this lovely pebble in this trying time?
Natasha and Wanda: What the fuck
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louwaffles · 1 year
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Nat: So, what do you have to say for yourself?
Y/N: I’m sorry?
Nat: No. 
Y/N: You look good blonde?
Nat: Not even close.
Y/N: Mommy?
Wanda, in the hallway: For the love of--!
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demonicbaby666 · 1 year
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*Y/n walks into the room sniffling*
Wanda, concerned: What happened?
Y/n: I hit my head on the door.
Nat: [shoots the door]
Tony, shocked: Romanoff!
Wanda: [blows the door up into pieces]
Steve, running in sleepy and flustered: WHAT THE HELL?! 
Steve, looks at the door and walks back out: You know what, I don’t even want to know. 
Y/n, smiling: I love you guys. But... you know it wasn't that door right?
*Nat and Wanda stand up*
Tony: NO!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 17 days
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[on the phone]
Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—
Wanda: I'm pregnant.
Natasha: I meant the call.
Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Wanda and Y/N continue conversing in Sokovian…
Tony: what are they talking about?
Wanda giggles and blushes…
Steve: beats me
Vision: perhaps I can translate
Vision briefly translates then goes all embarrassed…
Tony: what?
Vision: lover talks
Y/N takes Wanda’s hand and leads her away…
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Y/N, texting Natasha: Nat! Help I'm being kidnapped.
Natasha: Where are you?
Y/N: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Natasha: I'll call Wanda.
Wanda, answering her phone: Hello?
Natasha: Where's Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Wanda: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Wanda:
Wanda: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Wanda: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!
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rxmqnova · 7 months
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Y/N: God, if only someone loved me...
Natasha: *standing behind with roses*
Wanda: *holding a box of chocolates*
Kate: *has balloons and a card*
Yelena: *facepalms* This is sad.
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chaxan08 · 22 days
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Wanda: Where the hell is my red top?
Natasha: Right here.
Wanda: Are you sitting on it?
Natasha: Sitting on what?
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chaosvillainy · 6 months
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Emo Wanda: Stop telling me what to do!
Y/N: Eat me out.
Emo Wanda: Okay tell me what to do.
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