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nethandrake · 4 hours ago
“(CLINT GETTING REJECTED THO, RIP CLINTTONY AHAHSAKJSAKJAS)”
God how mad would ClintTony make Steve? Clint is already Steve’s annoying little brother figure, imagine!! Like, your annoying brother figure gets together with your longtime crush/maybe-ex/soulmate?!?? How could you get out of bed in the morning??? And the shenanigans ClintTony get up to and the bad luck that befalls them both. I can totally see them as like, aromantic to each other FWB, they hang out and make out sometimes while watching bad TV and then the apartment catches fire thru NO fault of their own and they have to go crash at Steve’s lol.
Please imagine a scenario of Tony proposing to Clint for purely platonic and monetary reasons because he does care about Clint and Clint needs healthcare lol, and Clint accepting cuz even when they get divorced Clint gets money, and Steve is probably dying and frothing at the mouth because how dare! You use Tony? You use Tony and do not treasure Tony when he lets you kiss him?? Jail. Jail for Clint. Also for Tony for bad taste.
Nat literally spends the 2 weeks ClintTony are “dating” stalking Steve to make sure he doesn’t go do something stupid and she tranqs him every time he gets to close
Honestly, any relationship that Tony has that isn't with Steve makes him mad, lbr (ex: the first time Tonyjan dated) but I think Clint bagging Tony would just send him snapping, even if it's mainly platonic because NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM BUT ME. And when he finds out it's all a ploy, he's just........angry (and embarrassed because he went overboard lmao). I remember I read a Stevetony fic where Steve assumes that Clint and Tony are dating and he was a jealous mess, lmfao.
Tonyclint would be cool. They'd definitely be disasters together. I feel like we don't get much of their relationship as we should (or maybe I haven't been reading the right stuff). But AA!Tonyclint's relationship is so good, especially when Clint sided with Tony during Stevetony's divorce.
But honestly, this panel will forever live rent free in my mind. Tonyclint was superior for this (the best part of it all is that this is during the Commander Rogers' era so Steve and Tony are definitely in their awkward exes/enemies era):
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Also, Nat just being done with all of these idiots but having to deal with Steve's dumb ass is hilarious. But honestly, she'll probably just have Sharon drag his ass away every time his jealousy gets the better of him.
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ao3feed-royai · 9 hours ago
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The Next Step
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3daX1RU
by Dailenna
"You know, Hawkeye, I'm not sure I have all that much need for a bodyguard anymore."
"But who would save you from your three o'clock meeting?" Hawkeye responded like clockwork.
- A late Royai Week offering.
Words: 739, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Heymans Breda, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc
Relationships: Riza Hawkeye/Roy Mustang
Additional Tags: Royai Week 2021, But very late, no editing, sorry - Freeform, Post-Canon
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3daX1RU
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the-story-of-the-tucks · 9 hours ago
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So when Wandavision came out I stalked the tommy shepherd and Billy Kaplan tag endlessly, when FATWS came out I ran to the Eli Bradley tag and checked it every day.
I don't know what I'm gonna do when Hawkeye comes out, especially bc Kate is the co-protagonist.
I will never leave the Kate Bishop tag
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itsabookishblog · 10 hours ago
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M*A*S*H is becoming such a comfort show for me. All I wanna do this week is watch it.
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incorrectmarvelquote · 11 hours ago
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Tony: [to Clint] You're what we in the scientific community call 'a lil bitch'
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cryptid-condor · 11 hours ago
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Hello, I’m back again with some more FMA birds! Roy is a black kite, a raptor with a clever hunting technique. Black kites will pick up burning sticks and bring them to areas of dry grass to start new wildfires, and then they’ll hunt the animals flushed out by the fire. They are the first recorded instance of fire being used by an animal other than humans! Riza is an osprey, a raptor known for its excellent eyesight, with front-facing eyes that provide great depth perception.
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sirmagicstein · 14 hours ago
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Iron Lad: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Wiccan: ...I did. I broke it.
Iron Lad: No. No you didn't. Speed?
Speed: Don't look at me. Look at Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: What?! I didn't break it.
Speed: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Hawkeye: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Speed: Suspicious.
Hawkeye: No, it's not!
Hulkling: If it matters, probably not, but Stature was the last one to use it.
Stature: Liar! I don't even drink that stuff!
Hulkling: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Stature: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hulkling!
Wiccan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Iron Lad.
Iron Lad: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Stature: Iron Lad... Speed's been awfully quiet.
Speed: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Iron Lad, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Iron Lad: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Iron Lad:
Iron Lad: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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sirmagicstein · 14 hours ago
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On a Mission
Kate Bishop: Time for plan G.
Billy Kaplan: Don’t you mean plan B?
Kate Bishop: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tommy Shepherd: What about plan D?
Kate Bishop: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Teddy Altman: What about plan E?
Kate Bishop: I’m hoping not to use it. Noh-Varr d!es in plan E.
David Alleyne: I like plan E.
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joezy27 · 15 hours ago
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HAWKEYE - Kate Bishop
Art from covers by Valerio Schiti & David Curiel War of the Realms - Journey Into Mystery (2019)
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villainousmiss · 17 hours ago
all of your wip ideas sound DELIGHTFUL but especially the 365 proposals one (also the anastasia one ngl)
Yay thank you so much! The Anastasia one was @dragonifyoudare 's brainchild, but we're so happy with it so far!
OKAY SO LIKE
The 365/1 Days proposal idea is quite frankly turning into a group project because I keep getting ideas from @by-nina @goneadrift @dragonifyoudare @pachangas-lenguas @musing-and-music @peartato and RoyaiFan101 (from Ao3) among others, and I'm just ADDING THEM.
The part I'm most proud of is the timeline that I'm just going to use in all of my fics going forward (officially part of the Sarah Cinematic Universe aka SCU aka personal headcanon) because it has dates, birthdays, death anniversaries, etc that I've established since we aren't given these things in canon.
@.@ thank you so much for taking an interest in my crazy royai things 💖
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mash-rated · 17 hours ago
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S10E4 "Rumor At The Top”
Synopsis: General Torgerson sends an aide to observe the 4077th and the staff are afraid that they'll be split up to form a new MASH unit
Rating:
Jokes: 4/5
Seriousness: 2/5
Plot: 3/5
Queer subtext: 4/5
Margaret's characterization: 2/5
My thoughts: the writers had to put in the bit where Hawkeye and BJ bicker over who is a better surgeon otherwise they'd start confessing their undying love
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anteaterbisexual · 20 hours ago
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slut
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anteaterbisexual · 20 hours ago
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i do not use this term often but. himbo.
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