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incorrectmarvelquote · 9 minutes ago
Rhodey: Does he still stroke bits of the suit?
Peter: Yeah! Yeah, he does. I'm like, do you two want to be alone?
Peter and Rhodey: [laughing]
Tony: [walks in] How's it going?
Peter and Rhodey: [point and laugh]
Tony: [embarrassed] What? What? Stop it!
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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 25 minutes ago
Tony: Where are you from?
Stephen: Nowhere.
Tony: No one's from nowhere.
Stephen: Nebraska.
Tony: ... Alright, that's pretty much nowhere.
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johnwatsonismypatronus · an hour ago
*On the phone*
Peter: I swear, you never let me have fun!
Tony: Well I let you have fun yesterday and you're currently kidnapped...
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Stephen: Is that vodka?
Tony: Yeah
Stephen: Straight?
Tony: No, bi
Stephen: The vodka, not you!
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tonystarksfifthchild · 2 hours ago
Pepper (or Steve, both work honestly): Don’t you just hate being wrong?
Tony putting on sunglasses: I wouldn’t know I’m not familiar with the sensation.
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Tony: This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana.
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clockworkcobra · 5 hours ago
Wade: Hey, Petey-pie!
Peter: *sigh* Yes, Wade?
Wade: *giggling* Spell, me.
Peter: M-E.
Wade: You forgot the D.
Peter: *frowning* There's no D in me.
Wade: *sunglasses appearing out of nowhere* Not yet!
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Peter: Consider the following
Peter: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they’re called yeetbelts
Tony: *whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flash cards* What the fuck is a yeet
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lesbian-deadpool · 7 hours ago
Tony: You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.
Tony: *Finger guns*
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randomfandomcheeto · 8 hours ago
Tony: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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mastermystic · 8 hours ago
Tony: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Stephen: NO
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doitwritenow · 8 hours ago
Stephen, holding a bag of baby carrots: Tony, why is there a normal carrot in the baby carrots.
Tony: So they have adult supervision.
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Stephen: I don't have children. The reason why is fairly simple: when my brother was little I tucked him into bed and he stared past me for a few seconds, then said "The Wall People don't like you." After that, kids and I went simpatico.
Tony: Maybe spend less time making excuses and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of.
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randomfandomcheeto · 10 hours ago
'Constructive' criticism
Peter: So that’s my plan.
Tony: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Peter: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Tony: It fucking sucks.
Peter: That’s not constructive criticism.
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