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mamaspidershit · 24 hours

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Peter: I keep getting these random headaches. Natasha: Peter, I love you, but those are not random headaches. You are dehydrated, malnourished, over caffeinated, over stressed, and sleep deprived.

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incorectquoteswlw · 22 days

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Nat: Yelena cut her hair

Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know

Nat: How's Bishop taking it?

Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?

Nat: Oh so-

Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.

Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming

Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me

Clint: What did she say?

Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.

They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch

Clint: It's been a slow day anyway

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auroraromaximoff · 1 month

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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

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trikruismybitch · 4 months

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Yelena: Why are you two being weird

Y/n *looks anxiously between the two and spits out*: Natasha and i kissed

*Natasha groans*

Yelena *gasps* WHAT?!?

Natasha: Only to keep our cover from being blown, we didn't have a choice!

Yelena *excited* TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!

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incorrect-wandanat · 3 months

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Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!

Nat: I’m the Black Widow.

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 11 months

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Y/N, over text: baby i need you right now

Y/N: in the bedroom

Natasha, over text: i’ll be right there ;)

Natasha upon entering the room: Y/n... why are you standing on a chair?

Y/N, crying: There’s a spider and I need you to get rid of it for me

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upon-a-starry-night · 11 months

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Marvel Incorrect Quotes

*Y/n being interviewed*

Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?

Y/n: Natasha

Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?

Y/n:... Natasha

Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?

Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha

Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question

Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-

interviewer: -No?

Y/n: *softly* ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ

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esmerxyaugusta · 3 months

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peter: HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM!!

nat: i need to hide a body problem? or i like someone problem?

peter: no.... maths problem

nat: oh, nevermind then.....

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skylarinfinity · 3 months

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[natasha going out with the girls]

wanda : so natasha, how are you and your new boyfriend?

natasha : well couple years ago i loss my ex at a party and found him making out with two woman-

carol : [scoffed] fucking arsehole.

natasha : but last night i lost male reader at tony party and find him eating a tacos while patting the animals at the corner of the living room.

maria : [chuckles] the upgrade!

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floilee · 10 days

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Morgan: Aunt Yelena, could you teach me Russian?

Yelena: Of course, sweet girl.

Kate perplexed: What about me? Why don't you teach me Russian.

Yelena: I taught you one today.

Kate crossing her arms: That's not what I meant.

Yelena: Don't be a baby, Kate Bishop. I'll teach you before we have children.

*Kate smiles*

Natasha: It's almost disgusting the way you're in love with my sister.

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mamaspidershit · 2 days

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Peter: I thought Maria was your girlfriend? Natasha: What? Natasha, looking at the group: who else thought Maria was my girlfriend? Natasha: Maria, put your hand down.

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incorectquoteswlw · 20 days

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Kate: Wanna hear how I'm like a bicycle?

Yelena: Because when people ride you it's something they never forgot?

Kate:

Kate: I was going to say because I'm two tired

Yelena: Hm. Both work

Nat: I love that you're comfortable in your relationship but if you could be less comfortable around me that would also be great

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auroraromaximoff · 3 months

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(Nat trying to practice flirting)

Nat: I made tea

Y/n: No thanks, I don’t want tea

Nat: The tea isn’t for you, it’s mine

Y/n: Then why mention it?

Nat: *shrugs* Conversation starter?

Y/n: *laughs* That’s a terrible conversation starter

Nat: Oh is it? We’re conversing aren’t we? Checkmate

Y/n: You’re lucky you’re cute

Nat: You think I’m cute? *malfunctions*

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ironrad · 1 year

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Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:

Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound

Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…

Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…

Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-

Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.

Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…

Bucky whispering: …Peter.

Sam: Why did you whisper that?

Bucky: He’s always listening.

Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.

Bucky: Hey-

Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-

Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-

Steve: Language.

Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.

Happy: Peter and Tony.

Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.

Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:

Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.

Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.

The Avengers watching back the footage:

Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.

Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.

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incorrect-wandanat · 4 months

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Wanda: Aw man, someone took the last soda.

Nat: What flavor?

Wanda: Oran—

Nat: *pulls out a 12-pack of orange soda*

Wanda: What the hell

Nat: I have a secret stash because they’re your favorite.

Wanda: Okay but you literally just pulled that out of nowhere.

Nat: …because I love you.

Wanda: but wHERE DID THEY COME FROM?

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year

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Y/N: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Natasha: What's that?

Y/N: Remorse code.

Natasha: I'm even angrier now.

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