Natasha: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free vodka.
Y/N: Marry me.
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Leo: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.
Mikey: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!
Raph: Moan.
Donnie: The duality of man.
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Uzi: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Lizzy: You are literally making a valentines card for N right now.
Uzi: *points glue gun at Lizzy* You are on thin fucking ice pal.
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Peter: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.
James: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!
Sirius: Moan.
Remus: The duality of man.
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MC: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Lucifer: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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Ky: Why do you smell like weed?
Sin: How do you know what weed smells like?
Ky: I—
Sin: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!
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Bumblebee: I think I worked out a plan.
Prowl: Alright, count me out.
Bumblebee: You haven’t even heard it yet.
Prowl: See how I’ve learned?
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Noelle: I think I might have a crush on Asta.
Nero: Congratulations, you’re officially the last person to know.
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Abby: I made new friends.
Mike: Those are ghosts.
Abby: Heck yeah they are.
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Nina: I love you all equally.
Sibuna: That’s all we needed to hear.
-They all leave, except Fabian-
Nina: You know you'll always be my favorite, right?
Fabian: I better be.
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Viktor: Hey, where’s that person I introduced you to?
Mordecai: We had an argument. They're in the garden.
Viktor: I was just out there, but I didn’t see them.
Mordecai: Dig deeper.
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Yelena: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts.
Wade, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Yelena, deadpanning at Wade: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Donnie: How do actors on TV shows exchange longing glances and hold hands and kiss each other for eight seasons straight and not fall in love??
Donnie: April said “Hi” to me and I haven't stopped thinking about her since.
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[sitting in jail]
Bree: So who should we call?
Nick: I’d call William, but I feel safer in jail.
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Sakura: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Natsuhiko: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.
Mitsuba: People who sleep are weird
Tsukasa: I was a sock once
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Hajime: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Mahiru, exasperated: WHY?!?
Mahiru, pointing at Nagito: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR!
Mahiru, pointing at Akane: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Mahiru, pointing at Hiyoko: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Mahiru: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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