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the-black-bulls · 14 hours

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Nacht: There's a book sitting in front of you. It contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back. Would you open it?

Magna: Hell fucking yeah.

Gordon: Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

Gauche: Read it so you know what order to murder people in.

#black clover #nacht faust #magna swing #gordon agrippa #gauche adlai #black clover incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #nacht #magna #gordon #gauche #the black bulls

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the-black-bulls · 19 hours

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#not a quote #uh... yeah #sorry you have to deal with me

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the-black-bulls · 2 days

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Vanessa: Yeah, but what’s their body like on a scale of Yami to Nacht?

Yami: Sorry, buddy.

Nacht: What? I’m the 10.

Yami: Sure you are.

#black clover #vanessa enoteca #yami sukehiro #nacht faust #black clover incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #vanessa #yami #nacht #the black bulls

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the-black-bulls · 4 days

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Noelle: Can we do anything without it all descending to chaos?

Magna, heavily burned and half-naked: I don't know, I think this Game Night was more chill than the last.

Luck, taped upside down to a tree: Me too.

Liebe, wearing clown makeup: Guys, I think Asta should go to a hospital. He's complaining about "internal bleeding" or something.

#black clover #noelle silva #magna swing #luck voltia #liebe black clover #asta black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #source: unknown #noelle #magna #luck #liebe #the black bulls

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the-black-bulls · 5 days

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You know what, I could see that too. It's weird how the adlai parents were murdered one night and everyone was "alright" about their will denying their own kids.

Black Clover Thoughts

What crime did you think Damnatio's father commit?

My personal headcanon is that papa Kira cheated on mama Kira which is why Damnatio took his father's case personally.

(Damnatio: Raise an objection? That's not what you raised when you cheated on mom.)

Just curious but what are BC fandom thoughts on this? What is papa Kira's crime?

#not a quote #black clover meta #gauche adlai #damnatio kira

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the-black-bulls · 5 days

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This is a repost of an earlier poll since the poll from before wasn’t showing up in any of the tags. So if you voted in that poll, please feel free to vote again.

#voting 30 despite knowing it's the wrong answer #but it's the best explanation why nearly all the captains are bitchless married to their jobs #not a quote #black clover polls

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the-black-bulls · 5 days

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Zora: So basically, you say "wig" when someone says something super epic or cool.

Asta: Oh, I see.

[later]

Noelle: I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time... I'm in love with you.

Asta: Wig.

#black clover #zora ideale #asta black clover #noelle silva #black clover incorrect quotes #source: twitter #asta #noelle #zora #asta x noelle #the black bulls

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the-black-bulls · 6 days

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[during a mission]

Vanessa: Anyways, it says here that you need magic knights of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing.

Luck: Well, that rules you out, Magna.

#black clover #vanessa enoteca #luck voltia #magna swing #black clover incorrect quotes #source: lord of the rings #vanessa #luck #magna #the black bulls

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the-black-bulls · 6 days

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Late to the party but on the topic of ruined clans...

What if Damnatio's father is an Adlai?

Okay, yeah, I've been having this theory for a while:

Adlai is a justice themed name, it means "God is Just"

we knew 'House of Adlai' was envied by everyone

we knew, or at least it's hinted that, the whole clan was taken down since nobody batted an eye when marie was put on trial and it was specifically stated in the manga the envy was directed at the adlai name as a whole and not just gauche's parents

we knew Kira isn't beyond marrying off some of their own to other noble houses for likely political reasons and the such

So my theory is that Damnatio decided to take after his mother and overthrow his father once the adlai drama happened because he's a bitch like that... ooor the adlai drama started with him because he's not satisfied with his position within the kira and is a bitch like that.

Black Clover Thoughts

What crime did you think Damnatio's father commit?

My personal headcanon is that papa Kira cheated on mama Kira which is why Damnatio took his father's case personally.

(Damnatio: Raise an objection? That's not what you raised when you cheated on mom.)

Just curious but what are BC fandom thoughts on this? What is papa Kira's crime?

#my brain like to connect seemingly unrelated plot points and find reasons to link them together #yesterday human rhya's an adlai today damnatio's half an adlai #tomorrow who knows #damnatio kira #not a quote #black clover meta #also I think damnatio shares some mytholigical? themes with the adlai but it's been months since I read about the topic

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the-black-bulls · 7 days

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Noelle: Did you say spider? Gauche, I brought a paper towel, do your thing!

Liebe: Are you making Gauche kill a bug for you again?

Noelle: I'm not making him. We just have our roles. I bring a paper towel... and Gauche does everything else.

Gauche: She doesn't like to get her hands dirty.

Liebe: Hm. Like a mob boss.

#black clover #noelle silva #liebe black clover #gauche adlai #black clover incorrect quotes #source: bob's burgers #noelle #liebe #gauche #the black bulls

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the-black-bulls · 7 days

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Nacht's going through a phase. Ignore him.

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the-black-bulls · 7 days

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As with the captains, we miss have felt that a redo of the vice captains poll ought to be done. Nacht, being a Black Bull, had an unfair advantage so we need to give the other vice captains a chance to receive love.

So here we go folks!

#yuno grinberryall you'll always be too good for your squad #missed opportunity to include en and puli and walter and nebra because at this point we have full rights to hc them as vibe captains #not a quote #black clover polls #randall is the right answer

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the-black-bulls · 7 days

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[Vanessa and Finral babysit Marie]

Finral: I cannot believe you laughed!

Vanessa: I’m sorry. You know I have two weaknesses: children cursing and old people rapping.

Finral: Nessa, we have to tell her it's a bad word before it's too late.

Vanessa: No. That just gives it more power. The less we make of it, the better. Let's just pretend like it never happened.

Finral: Okay. Yeah, maybe it... maybe it didn't. Maybe we... maybe we misheard.

Vanessa: Yeah. Maybe she said "truck." Or... or "duck." Or "luck." She could have said "yuck."

Marie: Can I have some ice cream?

Vanessa: No, honey, if you're hungry, you can have some fruit.

Marie: Fruit? Fuck.

#black clover #vanessa enoteca #finral roulacase #marie adlai #black clover incorrect quotes #source: modern family #vanessa #finral #marie #the black bulls #little did they know marie learned to curse from gauche

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the-black-bulls · 7 days

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thanks for the tag @snudootchaikovsky and @ashenaura 🤝🏻

Last Song I Listened to: Lost at Sea by Fin, specifically Abandon Ship, I really love seafaring and pirates songs.

Currently Watching: I'm catching up with One Piece, I can finally finish wano arc for good lol.

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: savoury for the most part, since spicy and sweet things depend heavily on my mood and the dish.

Relationship Status: very single lol.

Current Obsession: what even is a current obsession I'm obsessed with new things every couple weeks but the thirty plus something black clover aus I come up with my friend is the only reason I still keep up with black clover.

Last thing I googled: "dragon quest 12 news" because I love dragon quest and I miss playing it greatly :'D

not sure who hasn't been tagged yet so I'll tag @lorecury and leave this open for anyone who wants to do it!

Nine People I'd Like to Know Better

@lenniedoesthings tagged me in this, tysm 🥹

Last Song I Listened to: I think it was Spanish or Vanish from that new duolingo musical lol... If not probably Army by Ben Folds.

Currently Watching: So many things (mostly rewatches). Includes Anne with an E, the Good Doctor, MHA, and the Saw Franchise.

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy?: I love them all 💀, but probably spicy mostly!

Relationship Status: Single and probably for a while yet!

Current Obsession: Probably the Batfamily atm... trying to work my way through the comics is hard, though!

Gentle tagging (no pressure <3)

@snowy-astrophile @lavender-115 @studyblrspace @ros3ybabe @lintroller777 @study-diaries

(Don't think I'm mutuals with anymore people, so instead of 9, 6 I guess lol)