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the-black-bulls · an hour ago
- Ship Ask Meme -
Lumiere and Secre
And if you dont mind because i love crack pair, Zora and Gauche.
Thankyou 🙌🙌
Lumiere x Secre
And here's the Zora x Gauche. I love crackpairs too and this is one of my favorites lol. Thank you for giving me the chance to do it, feel free to chat with me about them, I didn’t expect anyone to consider this ship lol! 😀
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the-black-bulls · 5 hours ago
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Charmy: Be careful with the onions, they can make you cry.
Liebe: Not if I make them cry first!
Liebe: [stabs the onion]
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the-black-bulls · 11 hours ago
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Finral: Oh my god, I’m so hungover. I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?
Vanessa: I feel great. I ran 5k this morning.
Finral: Really?
Vanessa: No, I threw up in the shower.
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the-black-bulls · 23 hours ago
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Klaus: Why are you confused? You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one broom.
Magna: Shit.
Nero: Wait, three?
Noelle: OH MY GOD GUYS ASTA FELL OFF.
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the-black-bulls · a day ago
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Gordon: You're that smart?
Zora: Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Gordon: Yes.
Zora: Morons.
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the-black-bulls · a day ago
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Yami: Now let's give them a proper welcome, Black Bulls style!
Vanessa: So a mountain of over-the-top violence, swearing, and unnecessary screaming?
Yami: Exactly.
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the-black-bulls · a day ago
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Asta: Recipe says to beat three eggs.
Liebe: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!
Asta: Must be. Charmy banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
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the-black-bulls · a day ago
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[Magna, Luck, Gauche are on a small boat, facing four tunnels in the middle of the river]
Gauche: Swamp. Iron. String. Ball.
Magna: We can only choose one challenge?
Luck: All right, let's go with the ball! Doesn't that sound like the most fun?
Magna: It's a challenge! It's not supposed to be fun!
Gauche: Well, it's decided. But stay alert you two! We are thousands of feet above land, anything could happen!
[the boat entered a long dark tunnel]
Magna: Ugh, I can't see anything.
Gauche: There's a light at the end.
Luck: Hey, you know what this reminds me of?
Magna: W-what?
Luck: You know how there were four doors? One of them is a prize door, and the rest are all losing ones.
Magna: Huh?! What the hell? Why are you saying this NOW?! What if we picked the wrong one?
Luck: If we've lost, let's see... we'll probably fall off!
Magna: SCREW THAT! I'm not falling off anything! It's thousands of feet from here to the land! You know how many times your life would flash before your eyes during that fall? EVEN FALLING HAS TO HAVE A LIMIT!
Gauche: Enough of this dumb shit. There's no way that-
[they came out of the tunnel, the river ended in a long waterfall that leads to nothing]
Magna, Luck, Gauche: [scream in absolute terror as they fall]
-later-
Magna, shivering badly while trying to breathe: WE ARE ALIVE! WE ARE ALIVE!
Luck, laughing hysterically: I was SO scared! I thought we were really gonna die!
Gauche, kicking him: IT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE UP THAT DUMBASS STORY, YOU IDIOT!
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the-black-bulls · 2 days ago
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Nozel: If you lose, you're out of the will.
Noelle, genuinely surprised: I was in the will?
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the-black-bulls · 2 days ago
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Finral: [tells a story about the black bulls]
Finesse: I don’t mean to alarm you, honey, but your entire squad is a giant disaster.
Finral: Hahaha... [sighs] yeah, I know.
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the-black-bulls · 2 days ago
https://the-black-bulls.tumblr.com/post/654425128544911360/our-pure-and-young-duo-thank-you-for-the-request
Wait, wait, wait... is this just ask-meme for sh!ts and giggles or is this a legitimate prediction for when you think they’ll get together??? They’re both 17 during spade kingdom arc right?
(Me: realizes after typing that last sentence that Noelle’s birthday came and went before the spade kingdom arc and has a sudden NEED for someone to make fan art of Nozel being cute and awkward trying to be a good brother again and random time of day just awkwardly going to the black bull base to wish her “happy birthday” handing her a cupcake or something trying so freaking hard to hold in his dream world personality)
So they’re both 17 By the start of Spade kingdom arc right? I heard, but I’m not sure yet, there may be another time skip soon possibly 2 years? If that’s true I hope we don’t have to wait ANOTHER 2 YEARS (in the story) after that for Asta to finally catch on!!!
Liebe, i love you and our adorable magicless main character but... there are these wooden blocks you can throw at someone that say “stupid should hurt” (one of my old teachers had one and threw it at the back of kids’ heads who were acting dumb or disrespectful in class, that was an entertaining class) anyway Liebe, you need to get a brick that has “take a damn hint dumbass” carved into it and please hit your brother over the head with it. He needs to catch on already!!!
Sorry I went into a few different rambles with this. I love Astelle and I’m just desperately hoping we don’t have to wait til’ they’re 21 to finally get together.
(imagine Asta finally realizes feelings for Noelle and he’s talking with Nacht about it and throughout the conversation it’s just proven, once again, just how innocent Asta is in terms of love and desire and doesn’t really have too much knowledge and can’t really at all be considered dirty minded and Nacht just hugs him stroking his hair because he loves how freaking pure Asta is 🤣🤣)
Okay. I done now.
Well, wow...
Wow.
Your imagination got wild and you felt the need to ramble in MY askbox about your favorite ship? That's something you don't see everyday. I'm truly honored, anon 😎
Well, let's talk a little about Astelle since you're here...
If you ask me, I think they will start to grow closer by the end of the spade arc, just as they both turn 18. It's usually the perfect age for love to bloom in shonen. And yes, they're 17 right now, as everyone else is older in the spade arc.
Let's just hope that they're not going to be as hopeless as their captain and Charlotte 😂
Wait a sec is that a Mom-Son moment I read between Nacht and Asta. Awwww!
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the-black-bulls · 2 days ago
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Charmy: FriEND
Charmy: Best friEND
Charmy: BoyfriEND
Charmy: GirlfriEND
Charmy: Food.
Charmy: Only food has no End.
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the-black-bulls · 3 days ago
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Wonderful people: Send me asks
Tumblr: BUT WHAT IF I DELETE THESE FOR U 💀
Idk why tumblr hates me so much 🙁 Good thing I saw this coming and took a screenshot of the requests just in case!
OK just in case these are all the requests I got:
- Luck/Magna, Asta/Noelle
- The three DDs ships :)
- Secre/Lumiere, Zora/Gauche (lmao I love this one anon)
Please let me know if your request isn’t here. Sorry in advance 😅
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the-black-bulls · 3 days ago
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Zora: Hey dude, you don’t look so good, what happened?
Magna, obviously having gotten his ass kicked by Luck: How about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP!
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the-black-bulls · 3 days ago
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Grey: If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a better version of yourself over time.
Henry: Um, no, I’d be a dragon.
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