I was recruited into a super-secret service because I saw a raccoon be catapulted through the air and land gracefully.
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also had a dream I was a pair of jeans call that body jorror
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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which is definitely not an omen
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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg
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i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair
is this……
is this how you dungeons
is this how you dragons
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“Shake my hand in character”
(From Denise Jastraunig’s TikTok)
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video credit: Rob Harcourt
Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3
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