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MC: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Lucifer: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Lucifer: You don’t deserve me.

MC: At your worst or your best?

Lucifer: I don’t have a worst.

MC: Because you’re already at your worst?

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MC: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Mammon: AS ENEMIES?!

MC: ….

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MC: You've got to act tough, Beel! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Beel: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. *Stands up on his stool and slams his hands down on the bar* I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

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MC: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Mammon: It was autocorrect.

MC: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Mammon: Yes.

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Lucifer: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, MC!

MC: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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MC: Wow, Lucifer really hate us.

Mammon: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

MC: But we’re not gay, Mammon.

Mammon: ….

MC: ….

Mammon: We’re not?

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Belphie: Can I go to the pool?

MC: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Belphie: No, can I go by myself?

MC: You don’t want to go with me?

Belphie: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

MC: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays!! ∩^ω^∩♥︎♥︎

#drawing #digital art #christmas #holiday

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MC: Lucifer told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.

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Lucifer: I'm at a loss for words!

Mammon: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Lucifer yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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MC: You got a date yet Levi?

Levi: No.…

MC: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Belphie: *Laying in bed* Get out of my room.

Mammon: *Standing just outside of the door frame* I’m not in your room.

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MC: Mammon told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

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MC: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.

Beel: ….I was hungry.

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MC: Ok so dinner didn’t quite go as planned so instead of tacos we’ll be eating green jello in the shape of the brain mold I bought for Halloween.

Satan: ...

Mammon: W-

Lucifer: I'll go order pizza.

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MC: I need another word for water.

Mammon: Boneless ice.

Levi: Ocean sauce.

Belphie: Earth juice

MC: ...Yeah nevermind, I'll ask someone else.

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