#transformers incorrect quotes

[cyber-streak-2]

Bumblebee: I think I worked out a plan.

Prowl: Alright, count me out.

Bumblebee: You haven’t even heard it yet.

Prowl: See how I’ve learned?

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[ladysmanb-127]

Transformer Prime Incorrect Quotes

Ratchet: back in my day, we didn’t even have those communicators you use

Jack: yeah but you had stuff we don’t have

Miko: yeah like dinosaurs

Ratchet: 💀

_________________

Miko: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Bulkhead: wasn’t Wheeljack with you?

Wheeljack: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised

_________________ Ratchet: how would you rate your pain?

Smokescreen: zero stars, I would not recommend

_________________

Starscream: I’m gonna need a human skull, debut you can’t ask why

Knockout:

Knockout: pulls out bag ok, here you go, but don’t ask why

Knockout: chose one

Starscream:

Knockout:

Starscream: this one will do

_________________

Optimus: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel

Bumblebee: and optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel

Bulkhead: a realist sees a train coming

Ratchet: AND THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES THREE IDIOTS ON THE TRACKS!

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[i-am-confused-always]

Optimus: Today I realized I’m old.

Ratchet: What happened?

Optimus: I fell at the mess hall and instead of laughing, Bumblebee came running to see if I was okay.

Ratchet: …

Optimus: I saw the fear in his eyes

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[autism-autobot]

Heatwave: "So, how are you liking peace time 'Bee? I know you haven't experienced it much before."

Bumblebee: "I'm sorry, what time?"

Boulder: "Peace time, you know, what it's like when there isn't a war happening?"

Bumblebee: *processing information*

The Entire Rescue Team: *worried silence*

Bumblebee: "THERE'S A WORD FOR NOT-WAR TIME???!!!🤩"

The Entire Rescue Team: *stunned silence*

Blades: "You need ten thousand hugs and therapy."

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[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Transformers Incorrect Quote

Y/N:Optimus, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Prime Optimus:The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Y/N:...

Y/N:Optimus, how do I-

Bayverse Optimus:I'm already packed, let's go.

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[tending-the-hearth]

Optimus: *dies during Rise of the Fallen"

Mirage: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Bumblebee: One month.

Noah: Nah, half a month.

Sam, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OPTIMUS JUST DIED!

Kris, scratching chin in thought: One week.

#they’d be making the most dramatic and ridiculous toasts to Optimus #they definitely have a tally board of how many times a member of their team has died/been captured #bee’s in the lead #transformers #transformers: rise of the beasts #optimus prime #mirage #bumblebee #noah diaz #kris diaz #sam witwicky #incorrect quotes #transformers incorrect quotes

[acestudentsera]

Transformers Earthspark incorrect quote text posts [part three]

Enjoy! :)

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[itsjustalex304]

Mirage: *staring at working Noah* You’re so pretty

Noah: *not paying attention* Yhym, you too

Mirage: You sooo love me

Noah: *still focused on work* Yeah, sure

Mirage: *smirking* Let’s get married!

Noah: Yeah, all right… WAIT WHA- !

Mirage: NO TAKE-BACKS!!!

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[spacealienrobot]

Mirage: “He said we were only work friends! I mean he’s practically been inside me!”

Stratosphere: “You’ve been inside me, does that mean you consider me a friend?”

Mirage: “No.”

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[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus: No logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists.

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[bruhwhyyyyy]

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.

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[insaneace26]

Bumblebee: I'm trash. Breakdown: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Bumblebee: Bumblebee: You smooth motherfucker. Bumblebee: And yes it does.

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[autism-autobot]

Bumblebee: *talking about a game he likes* "...And that magic spell can be used to destroy your enemies."

Blades: "Oh, so it's like reverse necromancy!"

Bumblebee, a war vet: "Yes, otherwise known as killing people."

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[sphnyspinspin]

You know what would be really funny?

If Heatwave could do a perfect Starscream impression.

Like one day he would be just having a conversation with Knockout, and listening to him complain about his former position on the Nemesis. Just going on and on about how annoying Starscream was, and then Heatwave responds by saying something in what he thought was a poor rendition of said seeker, not even trying that hard:

Heatwave: HA! Let me guess, it went something like, ‘Knockout you insolent whiner! Get back to work, or I’ll throw you in the incinerator myself!’. Or something like that?

Knockout: “😦”

Heatwave: “What?”

Out of nowhere, Heatwave had flipped Knockout’s whole world view upside down, and is completely speechless about it.

Heatwave hasn’t even met Starscream!

All Heatwave thought about what it takes to mock Starscream, was to make his voice whiny. And that’s literally all he did. He just made a raspier, high-pitched, whinier version of his voice.

Immediately after, Knockout does a double-take and asks Heatwave to do it again. With a different arrogant phrase of course. And it happens again! Knockout then went from freaking-the-frag-out, to Primus almighty this is hilarious.

Couple more phrases later, Heatwave still doesn’t see what’s so funny, and Knockout takes him to the rest of the autobots to show them his recent mind-boggling discovery.

Queue a whole group of jaw-dropped expressions, after having Heatwave do his whole routine.

It would be even funnier if Heatwave still didn’t get it.

#if you guys don’t get it then I’m sorry #heatwave and starscream are voiced by steve blum! Quick-make a Starscream dummy for heatwave #he could make miiiiilllions #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #rescue bots academy #rescue bots #transformers prime #rba #tfrb #tfp #tfrb heatwave #transformers incorrect quotes

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Transformers Prime Incorrect Quote

Y/N, out of nowhere:Did you know that they use dead bodies as trail-markers on Mount Everest?

(Optimus and Ratchet look up from their work)

Both:...what?

Y/N:*Already busy with something else*

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[dragonsgirl572]

Ratchet: You're not allowed to transform anymore. Optimus, who's sick: But I still want to drive you crazy.

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