Charlie: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in!
Lucifer: My rubber ducks!
Charlie: Your brother!
Lucifer: I don’t have a brother, ducky, call the police.
Michael: Your older brother, Luci.
Lucifer: I’ll call the police.
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Wylan: I didn’t think you could keep it a secret
Jesper: What!? I am an excellent secret keeper, I have kept all of our secrets
Inej: What secrets?
Jesper: Oh, no, I’m not telling you because I am an excellent secret keeper
[Wylan walks away]
Inej: You’ll tell me later, right?
Jesper: You already know
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Y/n: *eating ice cream*
Y/n: My mouth's cold
Bucky: *smirks* Want me to warm it up for you?
Y/n:
Y/n: *blushes* Y-yes
Bucky: *hands Y/n hot cocoa* Here!
Y/n:
Y/n: *dying inside*
Bucky: This is what you meant right?
Y/n: S-sure, yup, definitely.
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Bumblebee: I'm trash.
Breakdown: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Bumblebee:
Bumblebee: You smooth motherfucker.
Bumblebee: And yes it does.
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Gaz: Just be yourself! Say something nice :)
Ghost: Which one? I can’t be both.
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Dazai: *gets down on one knee in front of Chuuya*
Dazai: Chuuya, will you...
Chuuya: Dazai I swear to-
Dazai: Shut up, let me finish-
Dazai: Chuuya, will you... Stay away from me? Forever?
Chuuya: Well gee, I wish I could, but you literally BROKE INTO MY HOUSE to tell me this. It's 4AM! GO HOME-
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Luka: *speaking Croatian*
Ramos: I know, I know.
Cristiano: You speak Croatian?
Ramos: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Luka speaks.
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Ava, throwing her head into Beatrice's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Bea, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying that's what you are.
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Jack: *gasps*
Daniel: "What?"
Jack: "What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
Daniel: *inhales*
Sam, in another room with Teal'c: "Do you hear screeching?"
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Save a horse, ride Albedo.
-Kaeya, probably
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Huey: *drawing a picture of himself as Gizmoduck*
Dewey: What is that? Is that your fucking Gizmoduck persona? It's so cringe!
Huey: YOU'RE CRINGE!
Dewey: *goes to stare at himself in the mirror, dejectedly tearing up*
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Jesper, when Kuwei won’t stop flirting with him: Fifteen. You’re fifteen
Kuwei: I’ll be sixteen in February
Jesper: It’s June!
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Hades: Hey, has anybody seen my top?
Hecate: yeah, Persephone is in the garden
Hades:
Hecate:
Hades: HECATE?!!!
Hecate: Am I wrong?
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Sekido: Where is Aizetsu, Urogi and Karaku?
Zohakuten: They’re playing hide and seek.
Sekido: Where?
Zohakuten: I don’t think you get how this game works.
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If Lockwood and Co had twitter
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*a bottle falls from Sirius skirt*
Remus: what the hell?
Sirius: god has answered our prayers it’s raining firewhiskey! drink up and amen!!
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