#black clover incorrect quotes
Morgen: So, Yami, when’d you get your driver’s license?
Yami: My what?
Nacht, in the backseat: I need to get out of this car-
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Charmy: Be careful with the onions, they can make you cry.
Liebe: Not if I make them cry first!
Liebe: [stabs the onion]
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Asta: Good morning cruel world.
Yuno: Don't you mean goodbye?
Asta: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel, but I'm still kickin'.
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Finral: Oh my god, I’m so hungover. I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?
Vanessa: I feel great. I ran 5k this morning.
Vanessa: No, I threw up in the shower.
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Owen: Alright, we have good news and bad news.
Owen: Finral’s injuries are too severe, and is likely to pass away soon.
Ledior: Alright, so what's the bad news?
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Sally: What’s up, guys? Today we’re going to do another unboxing video!
Sally: *enters graveyard*
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Morgen: It costs $0 to keep rude comments to yourself.
Nacht: It also costs $0 to say them out loud.
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Klaus: Why are you confused? You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one broom.
Nero: Wait, three?
Noelle: OH MY GOD GUYS ASTA FELL OFF.
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Kirsch: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering
Kirsch: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Me? Oh, do go on.'
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Gordon: You're that smart?
Zora: Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
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Nebra: Sometimes I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just arrogant.
Nozel: Well, on a good day? I’m both.
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Yami: Now let's give them a proper welcome, Black Bulls style!
Vanessa: So a mountain of over-the-top violence, swearing, and unnecessary screaming?
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Morgen: The other day, a drunk Yami sang "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".
Morgen, sighing: And then Nacht broke his nose with a dictionary.
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Asta: Recipe says to beat three eggs.
Liebe: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!
Asta: Must be. Charmy banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
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Yami: A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people will say it's cute.
Yami: But when I do it, I'm an alcoholic.
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Fuegoleon, fixed his hair differently: Hey, Mereoleona, how do I look?
Mereoleona: With your eyes.
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[Magna, Luck, Gauche are on a small boat, facing four tunnels in the middle of the river]
Gauche: Swamp. Iron. String. Ball.
Magna: We can only choose one challenge?
Luck: All right, let's go with the ball! Doesn't that sound like the most fun?
Magna: It's a challenge! It's not supposed to be fun!
Gauche: Well, it's decided. But stay alert you two! We are thousands of feet above land, anything could happen!
[the boat entered a long dark tunnel]
Magna: Ugh, I can't see anything.
Gauche: There's a light at the end.
Luck: Hey, you know what this reminds me of?
Luck: You know how there were four doors? One of them is a prize door, and the rest are all losing ones.
Magna: Huh?! What the hell? Why are you saying this NOW?! What if we picked the wrong one?
Luck: If we've lost, let's see... we'll probably fall off!
Magna: SCREW THAT! I'm not falling off anything! It's thousands of feet from here to the land! You know how many times your life would flash before your eyes during that fall? EVEN FALLING HAS TO HAVE A LIMIT!
Gauche: Enough of this dumb shit. There's no way that-
[they came out of the tunnel, the river ended in a long waterfall that leads to nothing]
Magna, Luck, Gauche: [scream in absolute terror as they fall]
Magna, shivering badly while trying to breathe: WE ARE ALIVE! WE ARE ALIVE!
Luck, laughing hysterically: I was SO scared! I thought we were really gonna die!
Gauche, kicking him: IT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE UP THAT DUMBASS STORY, YOU IDIOT!
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Asta: I don’t know if you noticed but I slipped a little note in your lunch to say how much I love you.
Sister Lily: That’s very swee- [pulls out a 10 page letter]
Sister Lily: This isn’t a little note.
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Zora: Life is a highway and I’m going to ride it for 12 minutes then my engine will combust.
Asta: The walk.
Asta: How about cycling?
Zora: What part of this death metaphor don’t you understand?
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Waiter: What drinks would you like?
Finral: I’ll have a white wine and he’ll have a Caprisun.
Langris: [glaring] I’m an adult.
Langris: I can order my own Caprisun.
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