#black clover incorrect quotes

[the-black-bulls]

Zora: Why do you always assume the worst?

Nero: Because I have a running tally of the number of times each of us has been offered as a sacrifice.

Asta, proudly punching the air: ASTA'S ON TOP!

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[delusionalpolo]

Nacht : "So me and Y/N are dating."

Yami : "You couldn't find anything better?"

Nacht : "Did I asked your opinion? Shitty Captain!"

Yami : "Shut the fuck up, I was taking to her!"

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[ladymiraclewings]

Leopold Vermillion: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him? Fuegoleon Vermillion: You did WHAT— Mereoleona Vermillion: William Snakespeare.

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[yellowgreendinno]

William: Why is Nozel crying on the floor? Fuegoleon: He took a "Which captain are you" test. William: And who did he get? Fuegoleon: Yami... Nozel: [muffled screaming]

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[just-a-little-fan-1793]

*Fue slander occuring*

Mereoleona: *is on fire and warpath immediately*

Leopold: Who insulted my aniue?

Salamander: *hisses dangerousely* I haven't chosen him for nothing, you stupid human.

Asta: How dare you insult captain Fuegoleon like that, he is an amazing guy! Once I'm Wizard King, I'll make you take those words back!

Yuno: What pathetic people.

Noelle: He is one who aknowledge me early one, he is a great captain! Besides, I'm royalty, and captain Fuegoleon is too, so vanish you insects.

Nozel: Mercury Creation Magic: Silver Star of Execution!

Yami: A fraud and a clown, huh? Sounds to me like yer all insulting yourself. How about a Dimension Slash?

Yosuga: Are daring to insult my future brother-in-law?

Mimosa: I am someone nice, but I won't tolerate this!

Kirsch: How dare you! Your words and souls are so ugly, while my cousin is beautiful!

Crimson Lion Kings: We won't let you insult our captain, he is the best!

William: I've done him ugly. I deserve those insults, not Fuegoleon.

Charlotte: You are all pathetic. He is a respectable man, unlike you.

Dorothy: *cheery* Do you want to come into my Glamour World? I have some nightmares ready for you.

Jack: How about I slice you all and then we see who are the real frauds are.

Rill: I'm usually someone kind, but I might forget this side of me for the next five minutes.

Kaiser: Are you insulting him for being human?

Magna: How dare you insult one of the manliest and best fire magic users who is respected by captain Yami?

Luck: Wanna fight? Wanna fight? Wanna fight!

Zora: He is one of the only good royals in this world and you call him a fraud? *throws an army of stinkbugs*

Julius: Now take a moment and think a bit how your favourite characters would think about your slander of someone they all love and respect.

Fuegoleon: *quirks a brow and sips his wine*

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[1yokiro1]

Yami No-

Y/n:*Listing all the reasons why Yami should preserve Asta's innocent*

Yami: Imma Tell him how babies are made.

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[lyranova]

*A Conversation between Noelle and Asta after having three girls in a row*

Asta: Noelle, we’re not giving up until we have an even amount of boys and girls 😤!

Noelle: Seriously BakAsta 😐?

*They finally have a son*

Asta: Alright! One down, two go 😁!

Noelle: Seriously? *sigh* Please fate, if we have any more children, let them be boys so Asta will finally give up 😭!

*Fate ignores them; and instead they have two more daughters after their son*

Noelle: Asta, I think it’s time to finally give up…fate has deemed you to be a girl dad 😅

Asta: I…I think you’re right Noelle 😔 *for the first time in his life, he gives up*

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[maniacparrot]

Nero : *sees Y/N and Nacht together*

Nero : "They're cute. I would put them on a boat."

Finral : "You mean... you ship them?"

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[vilandel]

*Helena and Rosette meeting for the first time* Helena: *in awe* Oh my, you look so shiny and full of light! Rosette: *surprised at the compliment and in awe as well* You look like chocolate... with bits of strawberries! Rosette and Helena: *immediately liking each other* Solid: What... what just happened? Nozel: It seems that my wife and your fiancée won't hate each other like some nobles thought.

Helena belongs to @kalolasfantasyworld 💕

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[enolacola]

Incorrect quotes are fun.

Vanessa: Having trouble figuring out Asta’s favourite person is?

Yuno: It’s me!

Noelle: It’s me!

Leopold: Me!

Yami, who just came for the drama: It’s probably not me.

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[whispersbelongingbird]

Traumatic event

Fuegoleon: We call that a traumatic event Fuegoleon turning to Mimosa: Not a 'bruh moment' Fuegoleon turning to Leopold: Not a 'Major L' Fuegoleon turning to Noelle: And definitely not a 'lmao'!

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[the-black-bulls]

[Vanessa and Finral babysit Marie]

Finral: I cannot believe you laughed!

Vanessa: I’m sorry. You know I have two weaknesses: children cursing and old people rapping.

Finral: Nessa, we have to tell her it's a bad word before it's too late.

Vanessa: No. That just gives it more power. The less we make of it, the better. Let's just pretend like it never happened.

Finral: Okay. Yeah, maybe it... maybe it didn't. Maybe we... maybe we misheard.

Vanessa: Yeah. Maybe she said "truck." Or... or "duck." Or "luck." She could have said "yuck."

Marie: Can I have some ice cream?

Vanessa: No, honey, if you're hungry, you can have some fruit.

Marie: Fruit? Fuck.

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[delusionalpolo]

Yami : "I was son of a fisher man who got lost in the Ocean one day."

*Asta after visiting the Land Of The Sun* : "So that was a fucking lie."

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[1phoebe1]

Gauche: not in my room, I have my marie shrine in there.

Grey: well we can’t do it in mine either, I have my stuffed animals in there!!

Gauche: technically after we’re done you’ll be stuffed too so you’ll fit right in.

Grey: you..

[Gauche hasn’t been seen since]

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[yellowgreendinno]

Crack incorrect quotes

Augustus: Hey how old are you? Mereoleona: Fifteen Augustus: Oh haha you're still a baby, I'm eighteen. Mereoleona: OH SORRY PREHISTORIC FOSILE, WITNESSER OF DINOSAURS, SON OF TUTANKHAMUN! ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Yami: Hold on- you DIED! Fuegoleon: Well it didn't stick. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Charlotte: time for plan G. Jack: Don't you mean plan B? Carlotte: No, we passed plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dorothy: What about plan D? Charlotte: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Fuegoleon: What about plan E? Charlotte: I'm hoping not to use it. Yami dies in plan E. Nozel: I like plan E ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Julius: You call it a near death experience. Julius: I call it a vibe check from God. Marx: [eye twitches] ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Leopold: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Fuegoleon: Leo, no. Mereoleona: Mistlefoe. Fuegoleon: Please stop encouraging him. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Solid: Help I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Noelle: You did WHAT- Nebra: William Snakespeare. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾ Vanica: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. Nebra and Nozel: [nodding] knife monopoly. Vanica: Vanica: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is. ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☽☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾☾

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[just-a-little-fan-1793]

Nozel: *redoing his braid in a haste* Sorry I'm late. I was... doing things.

Vanessa: *combing her unkempt hair with her fingers* I'm late too, you know, things to do.

Asta: *totally innocent* Captain Nozel was late to, what a coincidence. Must be some exciting things to do.

Noelle: Why? Why are you like that?

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