[3rd year]
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: I don’t know Panda, I just think that gossip is stupid
𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: People just start drama for entertainment, it’s absolutely pointless
𝗗𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀 [running in]: Guys you will NEVER guess what I just saw Evan and Barty doing
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: What? What were they doing??
𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: I thought you didn’t like gossip, Reg
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: LET THE GIRL SPEAK, PANDA
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James: Do you think you'd love me in every universe?
Regulus: I don’t even like you in this one.
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c: @unboundprompts
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Remus lupin would hate minimalism
Like can you imagine him and Sirius walking into a modern, white house?
Remus: where's all the... Stuff?
Sirius: it's the aesthetic!
Remus: ....what, being boring?
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Sirius: I have SUCH high standards I don-
Remus: *walks in, trips, falls*
Sirius: I want him.
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remus the type of lad to have hard -shaking furniture, nails in the wall, can be heard from the dungeons and the astronomy kinda- sex and walk out with his goofy little books under one arm and go be asocial behind a statue
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Sirius: Remus-
Remus: Not now, Sirius, I'm trying to sleep.
Sirius: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Remus:
Remus: wtf-
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i return as I must with things my friends have said as the marauders:
Marlene: "Don't hope, seduce"
Remus: "It's called murder mystery, but the real mystery is who asked"
Sirius: "Silence peasant"
Barty: "We are summoning a raccoon"
Marlene: "I'm in love with your mom... wait... does that mean I'm gay?"
Mary: "When two people love each other very much, they go to Walmart to buy a child"
Evan: "Why do you have straight paper?"
Sirius: "Ice! Ice! I'm going to hell but it's ice!"
Lily: "You don't have to worry about being straight... oh wait you're not straight"
Regulus: "Draw a pufferfish that could fuck your mother"
James: "Wait ok here me out... a fishbowl"
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rip remus lupin you would’ve loved noise cancelling headphones
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Remus: I am straight.
Lily: Umm... you mean your sexuality or your posture, 'cause in both cases it's not even near the truth...
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𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: What do you need Potter, I’m busy
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just— I just wanted to apologize
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: For what?
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I’m not really sure. Everything, I guess?
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Hey can the nearest person come here please, right now?
𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: Yeah what’s up Lils?
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Jamie here is about to apologize for “everything” and I want a witness
𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: *sits down*
[bonus]
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Regulus! Reg!
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: What it is Potter, I’m busy
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just wanted to tell you that I apologized to Lily for everything, for not leaving her alone, for asking her out again and again and just being a bloody dick in general
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: Good for you Jamie, but why are you telling me this?
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Because I want to prove to you that I won’t be like that to you
Inspired by a post from @aithusarosekiller
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sirius “try and fight me you giraffe man” black is married to remus “you have a lot of nerve for a short man” lupin
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