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Kate: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Yelena: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Natasha: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free vodka.

Y/N: Marry me.

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Yelena: What state do you live in?

Kate: I live in a state of constant anxiety.

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Melina, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?

Alexei, leaning seductively against the counter: Only my desire for you.

Melina: Alexei, the toaster is on fire.

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Yelena: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts.

Wade, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Yelena, deadpanning at Wade: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Steve, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Thor: Yeah, sure.

[A few minutes later]

Thor: Here you go.

Steve:

Thor:

Tony: Why am I here?

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Y/N: Uh, Yelena? Kate is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof.

Yelena: What?

Sam: I think they meant, Kate is drowning.

Yelena: WHAT?!

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Alexei: It’s family moments like these that I’ll never forget.

Natasha: Hopefully, with a good therapist, I will.

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Scott: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!

Scott 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!

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[Everyone is playing a board game together]

Sam: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Bucky: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Scott: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Bruce: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Scott: [flips the board]

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Peter: I’m sad.

Wade: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Wade: And das not good.

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Melina: You fainted. Do you remember anything?

Yelena: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Natasha: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Yelena: But… I heard a siren?

Melina: That was Alexei.

Alexei: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Clint: Cooper, where’s your report card?

Cooper: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore.

Clint: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?

Cooper: What lie?

Clint: That you have friends.

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Clint: [watching the Avengers shenanigans with concern] Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Natasha: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

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Tony: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Peter.

Steve: You just said it again.

Peter:

Tony: I am not a role model.

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Alexei: Are you hiding Kate from us? Are you ashamed of your parents?

Yelena: 100%

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Y/N: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Yelena: Not again!

Y/N: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Sam: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Y/N: What now?

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