#bruce banner incorrect quotes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days

Text

[Everyone is playing a board game together]

Sam: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Bucky: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Scott: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Bruce: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Scott: [flips the board]

#source: unknown #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #scott lang #scott lang incorrect quotes #ant man #bruce banner #bruce banner incorrect quotes #hulk #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

148 notes · View notes

transexualpirate · 6 months

Text

steve: since when does everyone know we're together?!

tony: i only told bruce because he's my bro!

bruce: i only told natasha because she's scary!

natasha: i only told bucky because he's my friend!

bucky: i only told clint because he's a spy!

clint: oh, i told many, many people

#clint barton incorrect quotes #not to be taken seriously #stony #stony incorrect quotes #steve rogers incorrect quotes #tony stark incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #bruce banner incorrect quotes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes

133 notes · View notes

yourloverfromthepast · 2 years

Text

Y/n: Dad!

Tony: Yes sweetie?

*Nat, Steve, Clint and Bruce slowly turn around to face you*

Steve: Stark?

Bruce: What?

Nat: EXCUSE ME?

Clint: What the fu-

Y/n: Oh come on, you’re that old and don’t know what adoption is?

*Tony bursts out laughing*

Nat: Technically you’re about Clint’s and Bruce’s age too.

Tony now dead serious: Ok kid, we need to talk...

408 notes · View notes

louwaffles · 1 year

Text

Tony, Bruce, Nat, Wanda, Steve: *Sitting and minding their pretty business*

Y/N: Gosh, do I have to do everything around here? As the only responsible one in this group of delinquents, of course, I have to clean everything up.

240 notes · View notes

twistedpixie77 · 2 years

Text

Steve: Bucky and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Bruce: What did you do?

Steve: He chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Bucky: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

#Bucky take the wheel #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #bruce banner #bruce banner incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes mcu #incorrect marvel quotes

89 notes · View notes

the-force-of-imagines · 2 years

Text

Y/N: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Steve: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Tony: More or less, I guess...

Natasha: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Clint : I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Bruce: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

#avengers incorrect quotes #avengers #incorrect quotes #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #bruce banner #bruce banner incorrect quotes #x gn reader #gender neutral reader #x gender neutral reader

138 notes · View notes

heavenlyangeliq · 2 years

Text

Bruce Banner: You know, this isn't the first love letter I've ever received. When I published my first article in the American Journal of Mathematics, I was invited to spend the weekend at a bed and breakfast in Santa Barbara.

Tony Stark: Did you go?

Bruce Banner : Ah, I was fourteen. My mother had to break the news to a very embarassed female professor at Berkeley.

#tony stark incorrect quotes #incorrect tony stark #Tony Stark #incorrect tony stark quotes #bruce banner #bruce banner incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes Bruce banner #incorrect bruce banner #Angelique

48 notes · View notes

jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

Text

Bruce: Yo is Loki sleeping or dead?

Thor: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Valkyrie: Yeah, so did I.

Loki: Okay first of all, fuck you-

45 notes · View notes

lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

Text

Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.

Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.

Tony: Genius.

Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*

#source: twitter #incorrect marvel quotes #tony stark x reader #tony stark imagine #tony stark #bruce banner x reader #bruce banner imagine #bruce banner #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU

3K notes · View notes

book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

Text

Nick Fury: Please sing the national anthem of the United States

Steve: *singing* Oh, say can you see, by the dawns early light-

Natasha: *singing* What’s so proudly, we hailed-

Bruce: *singing* At the twilights last gleaming-

Y/N: *singing* AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUU-

#source: family guy #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers x reader #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu x reader #avengers #bruce banner #bruce banner x reader #bruce banner x reader platonic #steve rogers x reader platonic #steve rogers #steve rogers x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader platonic #natasha romanoff x reader #nick fury x reader #nick fury #nick fury x reader platonic

1K notes · View notes

incorrectquotesmcu · 13 days

Text

Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?

Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bruce: Well, do you?

Tony:

Tony: Yeah, hang on.

#source: kim possible #bruce banner #bruce banner incorrect quotes #hulk #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #peter parker #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

578 notes · View notes

marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

Text

*Peter meets the avengers*

Clint: Hey! Nice to meet ya!

Steve: Hey, so your Tony's intern?

Nat: You must be pretty smart then

Peter: mhm

Tony: okay, that's enough, kids kinda shy. We're gonna go down to the lab now

Sam: bye mini stark!

Bruce: I guess the kid's really shy then. He didn't even go crazy about meeting Captain America

Bucky: Yeah, must be real shy to not care you've just fulfilled every kids dream

Clint: honestly, I'm offended

Nat: Clint, shut up, it's probably just scary meeting us all at once

Peter: *later* People think I'm very shy, anxious and quiet, but my Aunt just taught me that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". I don't say much now

3K notes · View notes

marvel-payformytherapy · 11 days

Text

Steve Rogers: "Language!"

Tony Stark: "What? I didn't say anything."

Steve Rogers: "You were thinking it really loudly."

170 notes · View notes

eatlembasbread · 30 days

Text

Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

#avengers #mcu #marvel #thor odinson #bruce banner #tony stark #steve rogers #hulk #captain america #ironman #thorbruce #stony #not my idea #credits to this random person on pinterest for the dialogue #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

159 notes · View notes

nam-ski · 2 months

Text

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.

Avengers: [clap clap]

Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.

#incorrect marvel quotes #iron man #tony stark #avengers #captain america #spider man #peter parker #clint barton #hawkeye #nick fury #black women #james buchanan barnes #bruce banner #black panther #hulk #ant man #dr strange

161 notes · View notes

lilylovelyxo · 1 year

Text

*Arguing heard in Avengers Tower*

Bruce: (gasps) “Uh-oh.”

Steve: “Ouch…”

Pepper: “Oh, god.”

Dad Tony: “Don’t you talk to me that way, Miss Smart Mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room.”

Y/N: “Oh, fine. Best money I ever spent! You can’t ruin anything in there.”

#incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #bobs burgers quotes #tony stark #iron man #tony stark x reader #tony stark imagine #anthony edward stark #ironman x daughter!reader #tony stark x daughter #the avengers #bruce banner x teen!reader #steve rogers x teen!reader #pepper potts x teen!reader #pepper potts #bruce banner #avengers x stark!reader #avengers x teen!reader #steve rogers

1K notes · View notes