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ironrad · 1 year

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Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:

Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound

Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…

Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…

Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-

Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.

Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…

Bucky whispering: …Peter.

Sam: Why did you whisper that?

Bucky: He’s always listening.

Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.

Bucky: Hey-

Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-

Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-

Steve: Language.

Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.

Happy: Peter and Tony.

Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.

Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:

Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.

Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.

The Avengers watching back the footage:

Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.

Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.

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skylarinfinity · 3 months

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male reader : [teaching morgan chemical] so this sodium, sodium is like a hulk highly reactive explodes in contact of water ['whisper' to morgan] hulk hate bathing.

bruce : [hearing this] what's hulk have to do with this-

male reader : [holding beaker that contain chlorine in it] this is chlorine really deadly gas but when you combine sodium and chlorine you get the harmless sodium chloride [give morgan the beaker to hold it] it's using for food preservative and flavouring agent! you know it's like when hulk calming down with natasha lullaby-

bruce : what-

morgan : [clapping her hands] this is easier to understand than daddy explanation!

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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year

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Bruce: *coughs*

Wanda: For the last time, Natasha is taken!!

Bruce: I didn’t even-

Wanda, dragging Nat away: TAKEN!

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brutashasblog · 2 months

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(Bruce trying to control his anger.)

Tony, Natasha, Thor, Steve, Clint, Jennifer, Wanda & Yelena:

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azerishi · 2 years

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Peter: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Tony: Okay?

Peter: With my fast healing, I have the greatest duty and responsibility to know what it feels like to be stabbed by all types of knives.

Tony: PETER, NO—

Natasha: How many kinds of knives have you been stabbed with? I had the pleasure of being stabbed by 6.

Peter: Oh, so far it's only 8, Ms. Natasha Romanoff ma'am. All of them hurt really badly when the bad guys twist it though, the first time I felt like I was actually going to have my life cut short—no pun intended!

Tony calling out from the kitchen as he hides the knives: NAT, STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, AND PETER WHAT THE FUC—

Bruce who hasn't slept in 63 hours: *pops in excitedly* Hey guys, wanna test that out? We can increase the numbers and I can expand the data on you guys.

Tony, full on panicking: BRUCIE-BEAR??????

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Bruce: *with his glasses on his head* Hey guys? I can't find my glasses

Harley: I'll help you look for them for $10

Peter: Harley! That's mean... I'll tell you where they are for $15

Tony: guys! Quit it! Bruce, I'll go get them for you for $20

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broadwayfan92 · 8 months

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Bruce is giving Natasha coffee

Bruce: Do you know what this stuff does to your central nervous system?

Natasha: Do you have a chart? Cause I love charts.

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jjsmaybank20 · 2 years

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Vision: What is love? Natasha: An emotional minefield. Bruce: A neurochemical reaction. Peter: Baby don't hurt me.

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marvelflame2010 · 2 years

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Thor: WHO ATE MY POP TARTS?!

Thor: I’M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Bruce: I did?

Thor: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven’t eating anything today Bruce

*walking away*

Bruce: He’s gone now

Y/n, coming out of the cabinet with her mouth stuffed with pop tarts: Twankh uh!

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bitrashteddy · 2 years

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CW: Past alcoholism

Tony: Oh, and I was an alcoholic for a while, don't worry, I'm sober now, just felt like that'd be important to know

Bruce "not that kind of doctor" Banner: When the hell did you even have time to be an alcoholic

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heavenlyangeliq · 2 years

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Bruce Banner: You know, this isn't the first love letter I've ever received. When I published my first article in the American Journal of Mathematics, I was invited to spend the weekend at a bed and breakfast in Santa Barbara.

Tony Stark: Did you go?

Bruce Banner : Ah, I was fourteen. My mother had to break the news to a very embarassed female professor at Berkeley.

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marvelsarchiveofdumb · 2 years

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Bruce B.: Mark Ruffalo disguised as a giant green man

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skylarinfinity · 10 months

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bruce: that’s a bad idea, m/n.

m/n: oh no it's not bad idea it’s a terrible idea, but i have faith in myself and us [smile at bruce]

bruce: that's doesn't make it better...

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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year

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Bruce: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second there.

Wanda: Can’t lose what you never had.

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.

Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.

Tony: Genius.

Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*

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incorrectquotesmcu · 12 days

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Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?

Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bruce: Well, do you?

Tony:

Tony: Yeah, hang on.

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