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Peter: Have you ever fallen in love?
Tony: Every time I look in the mirror
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Chapters: 6/10
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Tony Stark & Avengers Team, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov & Tony Stark
Characters: Tony Stark, Nebula (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, May Parker (Spider-Man), Peter Parker (mentioned), Harley Keener, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Christine Palmer, Stephen Strange (mentioned)
Additional Tags: Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Post-Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, I'm Sorry
Summary:
"Go home", Tony almost laughs at the thought. How can someone go home when they don’t know where home is?
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10 places Tony goes before he returns home.
Title: People Get Ready - The Frames
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Tony: What the hell is that in your face?
Peter: It’s my angry expression!
Tony: This isn’t an expression…it’s an accident
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Domestic Avengers + Peter Masterlist
5 Times Tony Denied Having a Kid (ao3) - scilessweetheart
T, 8k
Summary: … and the one time he just went with it.
A Parent Apparent (ao3) - happyaspie
pepper/tony
T, 528k
Summary: In which the author indulges herself in some shameless Irondad/Spiderson with fluff, angst and everything in between because she needs more of that in her life.
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Just another one of those, oh so overdone, fanfics where Tony and Peter’s relationship grows into more of a father/son relationship after an accident involving Aunt May (who lives)
darkness will be rewritten (ao3) - princessironspider
natasha/tony
N/R, 104k
Summary: Peter is Tony’s biological child.
Natasha Romanoff has been married to Tony Stark secretly for years.
What would the movies be like if this were the case?
Friendly Neighborhood Superheroes (ao3) - steverogersandpeggycarter
peggy/steve
G, 2k
Summary: Peter Parker meets the Avengers and learns a few things about Captain America’s domestic life.
glitter in the air (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor
bucky/steve/sam
G, 1k
Summary: Steve volunteers him and Bucky to watch Peter when Tony needs to go to an important business meeting for Stark Industries. Bucky’s only been back for a few months, and doesn’t quite trust himself around others, let alone a child.
Hello Midtown High (ao3) - AmyR
G, 20k
Summary: This is basically domestic Avengers and Peter Parker, with a slight smattering of the Field Trip trope thrown in. It’s really just domestic Avengers though.
just know you’re not alone (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor
tony/sam
T, 10k
Summary: Tony was settling into his new life being an Avenger. Everything was going fine, great even, and then suddenly a kid was thrown into the picture. Peter Parker becomes Tony’s world, and he’s doing everything he can to keep his son out of the spotlight. Unfortunately, some things don’t always go to plan. But would it really be such a bad thing if his fellow Avengers found out about his son?
Kissin’ Dynamite (ao3) - crime_fighting_spiderling
pepper/tony, mj/peter
G, 27k
Summary: Where Peter and his class go on a field trip to Stark Tower.
Miscommunications (ao3) - Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
T, 14k
Summary: Five times the Avengers learn about Peter Parker, and the one time the rest of the world does, too.
My Hero (ao3) - zrysx
steve/tony
G, 1k
Summary: Steve catches 5-year old Peter dressing up as his favorite Avenger - Captain America.
My son (ao3) - breakanironheart
G, 3k
Summary: Five years after the Avengers met Peter and watched him grow up, a vigilante called ‘Spider-Man’ started going around in New York. They didn’t care about it until a specific fifteen-year-old started acting suspiciously.
Our Results Are In and You ARE the Father (ao3) - superhusbands4ever (Potterwatch97)
steve/tony
T, 3k
Summary: “Dude,” Scott said, waiting until Clint turned his head to acknowledge him, “I thought we were the only ones with kids?”
Clint looked at him strangely, swallowing the last of his milk and lowering the bowl.
“We are,” Clint said before grabbing his things and getting up from the table.
“But he just called Stark…” Scott trailed off pointing in Peter’s direction when he realized no one was listening to him.
Parenting for Superheroes (ao3) - somebocly
steve/tony
G, 5k
Summary: AKA Peter thought coffee and energy drinks would mix well together while staying at the Avengers Tower.
The Five Times Peter Got Help With Schoolwork and The One Time It Was Done For Him (ao3) - DJ_unicornsrgr8
steve/bucky
G, 19k
Summary: Peter needs more sleep. And time. But he definitely doesn’t need help, or at least that’s what he tells himself.
Aka Peter isn’t a good self-advocate.
Aka the title is pretty self-explanatory.
The Great Disney Marathon (ao3) - MisguidedFeelingsofaDreamWeaver30
steve/natasha, scott/hope, gamora/peter, pepper/tony
T, 26k
Summary: The Avengers embark on a mission: The Great Disney Marathon. As they watch, they find themselves comparing their lives to the animated stories onscreen.
Inspired by the many parallels between Marvel and Disney.
Prompts filled: Domestic Avengers, Romanogers, Peter Parker, Tony Stark
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Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.
Avengers: [clap clap]
Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.
#incorrect marvel quotes#iron man#tony stark#avengers#captain america#spider man#peter parker#clint barton#hawkeye#nick fury#black women#james buchanan barnes#bruce banner#black panther#hulk#ant man#dr strange
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Scott: I’m dumb
Clint: I’m dumper
Fury: This isn’t a competition
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Tony: I’m Not an asshole
Pepper: …
Tony: I’m not completely an asshole
Pepper: …
Tony: Ok, I’m an asshole
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Avengers mottos
Natasha: talking is silver, murder is gold
Thor: A pop tart a day keeps you happy anyway
Tony: They say nobody is perfect but here I am
Steve: LANGUAGE
Clint: Work is fun, but eight hours fun a day I simply can’t stand.
Bucky: If violence doesn’t help you didn’t did enough.
Bruce: be angry
#incorrect marvel quotes#iron man#clint barton#captain america#tony stark#avengers#hawkeye#black widow#natasha romanoff#thor#steve rogers#bucky barnes#james buchanan barnes#winter solider#white wolf#bruce banner#hulk
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Fury doesn’t knows who Spider-Man is, so the mission for the Avengers is to take him down, Tony gives zero fuck and continues the lab days, movie nights and sleepovers.
One day after Peter designed a new suit he swung around to see how it fits. The Avengers just hanging out in the living room than Spider-Man swings in makes himself a cacao and swings out.
In the meeting after this:
Tony: Oh, I just forget too tell you
Fury: I hate you, so who is he
Tony: I’m not telling you
Fury: [so done with all] I hate my life [walks out of the room]
Tony: There it goes
Fury: [from far away] but I hate you more
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Tony: Peter, why are there so many spiders in your room? Just because you’re part spider it doesn’t mean you don’t have to clean your room, I’m going to kill them.
Peter: No, these are my children!
Tony: Like…literally?
Peter: Adopted! I saved them from a burning building last week and know they’re mine.
Tony: Last week, wasn’t that the time you laid in the Med-Bay with second degree burns and a smoke poisoning, because you wouldn’t leave a burning building for reason you wouldn’t tell me?
Peter: Uh, I’ve gotta go
#incorrect marvel quotes#iron man#peter parker#spider man#hilarious#iron dad#tony stark#bungou stray dogs#irondad and spiderson#spiderson#spiders
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Marvel headcanons:
- Clint gifts Peter a drum set for birthday just to annoy Tony, Tony just turned the soundproofed walls and.
- Nat has a „emotional support knife“ and every time she’s stressed she stabs random people with it.
- In Peters school was a project called, bring a family heirloom. So he just brought Steve with him, because he was practically given from Howard to Tony and one day he will be given to Peter.
- What if one day when the Rogeus are in Wakanda they all panic because Toby’s jet appears and then Peter gets out, he and Shuri disappear to god knows where. For a week none of the two is be seen and then Peter goes back to Queens, all of the Rogeus just think they hallucinated and neither TChalla or Shuri is willingly to explain it.
#marvel headcanons#spider man#irondad and spiderson#iron man#iron dad#peter parker#tony stark#clint barton#captain america#black women#natasha romanoff#hawkeye#steve rogers
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Imagine Tony being a proud dad after Peter once actually calling for help while bleeding out in an alleyway instead of being a selfless piece of shit as always.
Tony: He called for help while bleeding out, I’m so proud.
Everyone else: We’re happy for you, but this shouldn’t be a problem in the first place.
Tony: He’s my son, what do you expect?
Everyone else: He has a point
#spider man#avengers#jokes#iron dad#iron man#incorrect marvel quotes#peter parker#irondad and spiderson
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Imagine when all come back from the soul stone, it is like random people know each other because they were trapped together five years. So you’re a not dusted one and you go with your dusted friend anywhere and he just knows random people. It would be a pain in the ass.
You go too Starbucks and than your friend is so „oh no, there’s my ex, y know from the soul stone, we dated two years, did I told you that?“
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Tony: Where is Peter?
Clint: Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll be fine.
Tony: Do you know him, he even gets injuries when he washes the dishes.
Clint: The fork hardly injured him.
Tony: It was stuck in his foot.
#spider man#jokes#incorrect marvel quotes#iron man#tony stark#iron dad#clint barton#hawkeye#peter parker#dumb Peter
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Question: When Spiderman swings he doesn‘t takes his webs with him.
So, does anybody clean the buildings from the webs or are there everywhere webs like in a really spooky basement.
Also, are there people who collect the webs and Sell them on e-bay to fans.
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Tony: Being stabbed is my sixth favourite death.
Steve:You have a ranking?!
Nat:Whats on the first place?
#avengers#hilarious#iron man#tony stark#steve rogers#natasha romanoff#black widow#incorrect quotes#captain america#incorrect marvel quotes
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