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accio-mjolnir-icons ยท 10 minutes ago
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โ€ขโ–ช๏ธŽ๐ˆ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฌโ–ช๏ธŽโ€ข
๐๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ซ๐ž๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐ /๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ข๐Ÿ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž.
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farmhouselovers ยท 23 minutes ago
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Y/N: WHERE DID MY DADDY GO
Bruce: is uh- is Y/N okay?
Laura: What? [looks at Y/N stress baking while clanging the pots around and gritting her teeth]
Laura: Oh yeah sheโ€™s fine this is normal...
Natasha: She has daddy issues
Clint: How can you have issues with someone who isnโ€™t even around?
Bruce: I see...
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incorrecthick ยท 39 minutes ago
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Gamora: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Izzy: Mine just says "Izzy no." Gamora: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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bisexual-chupacabra ยท an hour ago
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Y/N: " Can you help me pick out a Halloween costume?"
Steve: "Sure. What are your options.?"
Y/N: I'm torn between a sexy pirate, a sexy nurse, or a sexy nun."
Steve: "Don't you have something that isn't sexy?"
Y/N: "I could dress up as you. I'm sure that will really scare people. "
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incorrectmarvelquote ยท 2 hours ago
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Natasha: Remember that time I liked you?
Tony: Noโ€ฆ
Natasha: Good cause it never happened
[flips off Tony]
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incorrect-avengers-quotes46 ยท 2 hours ago
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Peter: Have you seen my girlfriend, MJ? She is exactly what you would imagine the opposite of me is.
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man-imgay ยท 2 hours ago
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Zemo: I will finish my work and kill the Winter Soldier program. They must all be destroye-
(Bucky walks in)
Zemo: Except this one. I like this one.
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incorrecthick ยท 2 hours ago
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Izzy: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Felix: Voldemort? Izzy: No. Felix: Is it Voldemort? Izzy: It's NOT Voldemort. Felix: You havenโ€™t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so Iโ€™m gonna have to assume itโ€™s Voldemort.
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the-burden-of-your-arms ยท 2 hours ago
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Loki: you know why I like high-waisted pants?
Sigyn, vaguely paying attention: No, why?
Loki: Think about it. High.
Sigyn:
Loki: And wasted. Who doesnโ€™t want that, am I right?
Sigyn: NO-
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loki-once-said ยท 3 hours ago
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Why do I feel like Miss Minutes will be our Lady Dimitrescu
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incorrectquotesmcu ยท 3 hours ago
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Scott: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. Thatโ€™s all Iโ€™ve ever wanted.
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incorrecthick ยท 3 hours ago
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Felix: Yeah I'm LGBT. Felix: cuLt leader. Felix: God hates me personally. Felix: cowBoy hat. Felix: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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thatoneobsessivequeer ยท 4 hours ago
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Young Monica: Do you wanna start a revolution with me, Mom?
Carol, checking her watch: Sure, I've got nowhere to be until 5 anyway.
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aquamarinescarlet ยท 4 hours ago
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[Watching Wanda scream at Y/N for a while]
Clint: Theyโ€™re still arguing?
Nat: Say what you will about Wanda, but being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
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incorrecthick ยท 4 hours ago
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Izzy: my mother always told me "never get into a fight, but if you did, make sure you give the first and the strongest punch."
Izzy: or the last punch.
Izzy: or both if you have the chance.
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incorrect-wandavision-quotes ยท 4 hours ago
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SWORD Agent: What are you doing?
Darcy: Pokin' around.
SWORD Agent: You can't do that!
Darcy: I can do anything I want. I'm cute.
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cordelia-street ยท 5 hours ago
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Clint: Tasha are you free today at 6?
Natasha: Yes
Clint: Okay. Great!
Clint: Hey Steve you free too?
Steve: Yes
Clint: Well I'm not, enjoy your date you two!
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