#thor incorrect quotes
Loki(she/they): Can I have your pronouns?
Thor(he/him): Sure, he/him
Loki(he/she/they): Thanks! :)
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Thor: At the end of the day, we are brothers
Loki: If you take out the ‘r’ it becomes ‘bother’, which I think is much more fitting
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Bruce, seeing someone single handedly taking on thanos: what a fucking idiot
Bruce, 0.26 seconds later, having an aneurysm: wait that’s MY fucking idiot
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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Vision, give me your credit card.
Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Thor, kick down the door.
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Bruce: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Thor: I don’t know how to do that.
Valkyrie: I don’t wear a watch.
Loki: Time is a construct.
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Loki: Come here
Loki: Just come here
Thor: No, you’re going to stab me
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Y/N: I made this bracelet for you.
Thor: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Y/N: *Goes to take it back* It's okay, you don't have to wear it.
Thor: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.
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Clint trying to impress Thor and Steve: Wanna see how tough I am?
Clint: *punches the wall*
Clint: Take me to Bruce.
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Thor: Man of spiders, can you give me some dating advice?
Peter: Just because I'm with Y/n doesn't mean I know how I did it
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Loki: okay so hear me out-
Loki: you didn’t even let me finish
Mobius: the answer is still no
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Bruce giving a pep talk: Come on! We’re not the Revengers because of what’s in here [points to muscle] we’re the Revengers because of what’s in here [points to chest].
Thor: Our breasts.
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Bruce: I’m a piece of trash
Thor: Bruce, we’ve talked about this
Bruce: Sorry, honey
Bucky: I’m a piece of trash
Steve: As someone who cares about the environment, I’m obliged to pick you up
Steve: Is seven okay?
Tony: I’m a piece of trash
Stephen: I know but I can’t find an effective way to get rid of you
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Beautiful Blue BB ❤️
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Bruce: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Thor: Plane tickets?
Valkyrie: Concert tickets?
Bruce, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Taraza: I love when you come to visit, Dar, you always bring me the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Bellonda about Darwi Odrade, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B…
Taraza: No, not trash! Were you just waiting to call her trash? That doesn’t start with a B!
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Emily: *comes back from the dead*
Spencer: I can’t believe you’re alive. I saw you die. I mourned for you, I cried for you.
Emily: I’m honored
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I know the sugar-addict Loki fanfics are going to be flooding the AO3 tags thanks to Mobius’s little candy scene. 😂
With that said, if they need to catch the other Loki variant, I’m pretty sure a chocolate cake under a cardboard box will do the trick.
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*meeting lady loki*
thor: well, brother! you really do have a feminine side.
loki: you did too, but then she dumped you...
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Thor: Truth or dare?
Thor: Your face is beautiful
Bruce: That’s not how the game works
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Loki reading about Asgard’s destruction and going to tell Mobius what he found:
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