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incorrectquotesmcu · 23 hours

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Steve, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Thor: Yeah, sure.

[A few minutes later]

Thor: Here you go.

Steve:

Thor:

Tony: Why am I here?

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random-incorrect-things · 4 months

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Loki: Why are you screaming?

Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?! YOU JUST HAD YOUR FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!

Loki: I know, I was there. Besides it's fine now, see?

Thor: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!!

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romanoffshouse · 1 year

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Loki: I hate the Avengers.

Thor: Except me?

Loki: Especially you.

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Thor:

Bruce:

Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Loki watching Y/n and Bucky: They’re look so cute! I would most definitely put them on a boat

Thor: What?

Loki: That’s what you call a couple that are good together? You put them on a boat?

Thor internally laughing: No brother. It’s called shipping

Loki: Oh. Don’t tell anyone I said that

Peter who was hiding and recording that conversation: Too late Mr.Loki.

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lalixlizzie · 7 months

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Natasha: you are the definition of an idiot

Thor: really? When did they change it?

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marvelflame2010 · 11 months

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Tony: Describe Y/n in one word

Peter: Scary

Steve: Artistic

Sam: Strong

Thor: Powerful

Bucky: Mine

All: ...

Bucky: What? I'm telling the truth

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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*Tony takes the avengers food shopping*

Steve: Tony, why is milk $3? I used to pay 50cents!

Tony: Steve, please, I don't want to explain inflation again

Peter: Mister Stark! They have starwars cereal! Can we get it? Please?

Tony: Peter no! We have enough cereal at the compound!

Bruce: Hmmm. This tea is my favourite... but it is a little pricey...

Tony: Bruce, I'm literally a billionaire, get whatever you want

Clint: I'm getting 9 cases of redbull and 7 cans of silly string. Don't ask me any questions.

Tony: Clint no-

Thor: Man of Iron, what is this strange clear beverage?

Tony: What? THATS VODKA! How many have you had!?

Thor: I do seem to like this vodka, I have only had 5, do not worry Man of Iron

Tony: Oh my god-

Steve: Tony, what is almond milk? How can you milk an almond?!

Bruce: Hey, Tony, can we get biscuits too? It's okay if not...

Bucky: *whispers in Tonys ear from behind* Where are the plums?

Tony: OH MY GOD! EVERYONE OUT! WAIT IN THE CAR!

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welovelouisandbucky · 1 year

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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #12?

Peter: bro, that's not how you do it, here let me help you!

Ned: thanks man!

*Meanwhile Loki and Thor*

Thor: Loki, that's not how-

Loki: don't tell me what to do, bitch!

...

Ned: wanna build death star later?

Peter: of course! *Does bro fist bumps*

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Loki: I told you, it'd be fun!

Thor: I have never been this terrified in my 1500 years of living

Loki: big baby

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incorrectsourwolf · 1 year

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Peter: In my defense, I was left unsupervised☝🏻

Tony: Wasn't Thor with you? *side eye*

Thor: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised...

(ps: my dream duo is thor×peter, so chaotic, SO CUTE)

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yourmyfavoriteperson · 4 months

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Loki: Merry Christmas Brother, here's your present

Thor: Aww Loki you didn't have too*Grabs the present*

Loki: *Sly smiles*

Thor: Aaww you got me a Snake-*The Snake bites him*

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incorrectquotesmcu · 22 days

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Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.

Tony, mouth agape:

Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

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random-incorrect-things · 2 years

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Loki: What's up? I'm back.

Thor: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Loki: Death is a social construct.

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 2 years

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Leaked lines from "Thor: Love and Thunder"

Gorr the God Butcher: (reaches into his cloak and pulls out a cassette) Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Thor Odinson: They're OK.

Gorr the God Butcher: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes...but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own! Commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

(Gorr goes into the bathroom to put on a rain coat and to grab his broadsword, then goes back outside)

Gorr the God Butcher: He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Thor Odinson: Hey, Voldemort.

Gorr the God Butcher: Yes, Thor?

Thor Odinson: Why are there copies of the style section all over the place? D-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Gorr the God Butcher: (fakes smile) No, Thor!

Thor Odinson: Is that a rain coat?

Gorr the God Butcher: Yes it is!

(Gorr walks over to put the cassette into Peter Quill's radio. Huey Lewis' "Hip to Be Square" starts blasting into the room)

Gorr the God Butcher: In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.

(Gorr dances a little, then walks back and grabs his broadsword)

Gorr the God Butcher: But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Thor!

(Gorr charges at Thor, who manages to duck out of the way)

Gorr the God Butcher: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: You know Loki, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Loki: That’s why I carry many.

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theaudacitytowrite · 2 years

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Thor: *excitedly explaining his plan to Loki*

Loki: Brilliant, Brother!

Thor: Really?

Loki: Yes, a brilliant impression of an idiot.

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