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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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ironrad · 1 year

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Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:

Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound

Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…

Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…

Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-

Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.

Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…

Bucky whispering: …Peter.

Sam: Why did you whisper that?

Bucky: He’s always listening.

Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.

Bucky: Hey-

Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-

Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-

Steve: Language.

Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.

Happy: Peter and Tony.

Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.

Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:

Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.

Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.

The Avengers watching back the footage:

Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.

Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.

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jjsmaybank20 · 1 year

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Wanda: Y/N kissed me!

Natasha: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Wanda: It was unbelievable!

Natasha: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Thor: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Natasha, get the wine and turn off your phone. Wanda, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Wanda: Oh, it ended very well.

Natasha: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Thor: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Wanda: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Thor: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Wanda: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Natasha and Thor: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Y/N, eating pizza in her room: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Tony: Tongue?

Y/N: Yeah.

Clint: Cool.

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floilee · 1 month

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Yelena: Did Kate really lift the hammer?

Thor: Okay, I'll be honest... Kate didn't lift the hammer.

Thor: I used the levitation trick to make it look like she did.

Yelena: HA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

Natasha: And still you asked.

Yelena: Shut up cука.

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[loki and thor meeting sorcerer male reader try ask him for help]

loki : [smirking] so which god do you believe on?

thor : loki, we here to ask help not interviewing him-

male reader : [scoffed and rolling his eyes] none of them, i don't believe on they existence.

thor : [confused] me and loki literally here?

male reader : you guys just a man with power who believe they so above others.

loki : [angry] listen here mortal-

male reader : you die so many times it's cannot be call immortal anymore, oh don't forgot that your mother and father both already dead.

[thor gasp dramatically]

loki : ...

loki : damn.

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Y/n: Bucky, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your type?

Bucky delirious: 5'5, blond hair but dyes it red, red eyes, super soldier Asgardian goddess of fire, acts like a badass but is also a total nerd

Y/n: James you are losing blood. What is your BLOOD TYPE?

Bucky: First of all, I didn't lose my blood, it's right there *points to a blood puddle* and second of all, I have no clue what my blood type is! Ask Sam

Sam: Oh I know this one. It's red

Y/n turning to Thor: This is the man I chose to love

Thor: *simply shrugs*

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1luna1lovegood1 · 11 months

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Thor, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Tony : You did WHAT-

Peter: William Snakepeare

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gothgoddess2010 · 2 years

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Y/n: Bucky, meet my 2 older brothers, Sparky and Horns

Bucky: Doll, you mean Thor and Loki? Y/n: Yeah, that’s what I said

Thor: …

Loki: …

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thepeoplearedispleasedwithme · 2 years

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Thor after losing everyone except Valkyrie and Lady Sif and being forced to take care of an 8yo: I’m fine.

Wanda after losing her imaginary kids: I WILL DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE!!!!

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marvellyous-archive · 2 years

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Peter: Mr. Thor, you forgot your hammer. *casually handing Thor his hammer*

Tony: ...My kid is worthy! Suck that Steve!

Thor: YOU ARE WORTHY! I SHALL TRAIN YOU TO RULE ASGARD! *side hugs Peter as he walks them out*

Tony: Wait- Hold on a sec- No one is taking my kid! *runs after Thor and Peter*

Steve: *confused* So is this a good thing or a bad thing?

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broadwayfan92 · 1 year

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Thor asks Bruce to be his best man at his second wedding, AKA his earth wedding in front of Tony, who also wants to be his best man.

Tony: Come on Thor! Look, I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

Bruce: You can be the best man when I get married.

Tony: (pause) I’ll never get to be a best man!

Thor: (to Bruce) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man at my earth and Asgard wedding, and I never get to be yours at all?

Bruce: Oh no-no-no, you—yeah, of course you get to be my best man.

Tony: (tapping Bruce on the shoulder) What about me?! You just said I could!

Bruce: I’m not even getting married! This is a question for science fiction writers!

Tony: I can’t believe you’re not picking me.

Thor: How can it not be me?!

Bruce: (stuttering) I’m not even… I’m not even…

Thor: You know what, that’s it. From now on, Tony, I want you to be my best man.

Tony: Yes! (to Bruce) Shame about you man.

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Frigga: How are you doing, my love?

Loki: Alright - except for this headache that comes and goes.

Thor: *enters the room*

Loki: Oh look, there it is again.

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pandagirl45 · 1 year

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Bucky: *staring at thor* you know how to priece ears?

Thor: *gets a glint in his eyes* my friend, my father forbade me from getting earrings, I have several studs and decor for my ears

[One priecing later]

Tony: *sees bucky with hoop earing and a long crystal hanging from it*...well that is a new thing I find attractive...

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jjsmaybank20 · 1 year

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Thor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Thor: *aggressively throws water bottles* Natasha: Uh... what's up with them? Steve: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Thor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Y/N, crying: It's working.

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floilee · 9 months

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Kate: How did you tell Jane that you liked her?

Thor: I not tell her.

Thor: The thing is that I already knew she liked me as much as I liked her, so it was easy.

Kate: But what do you mean?

Thor: You feel inside when you’re the love of your life.

Kate: Like a kick in the rib?

Yelena crosses her arms: You called me out in the middle of the mission.

Thor: How have you not felt?

Kate whispers: It turns out I've already felt it. But it's lovely to see her nervous for me.

*Thor and Kate do the high-five*

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[male reader and loki appear at avengers towers]

thor : [gasp and immediately pulled them into a hug] i really thought you two dead?!

natasha : [confused] wait what do you mean by you thought they both dead, thor?

loki : [laughing] it's my favourite things to do, acting dying than comeback year later.

male reader : [nodding] it's a good brother bonding.

natasha : ...

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