#marvel thor

[magpie-murder]

it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

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👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

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⛈️ god-of-thunder

I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

🐍 magic-theatre

is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

⛈️ god-of-thunder

You're alive? Where are you?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

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🎨 bragis-apprentice

Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

?

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

✨️ the-dashingest

I voted for Sif.

🪓 valiant-festivals

I voted for Sif.

🔺️ grim-warrior

I voted for Sif.

✨️ the-dashingest

Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

🔺️ grim-warrior

I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

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🐍 magic-theatre

i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

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⛵️ modern-technologist Follow

umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

🐕 identifying-dogs-in-posts Follow

Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

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✨️ the-dashingest

I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

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einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

🐍 magic-theatre

that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

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🔮 alchemist-aura Follow Sponsored with Blaze 🔥

buy my potions! i'm having a Thor's Day sale! you can get an invisibility concoction for only 3 gold today! cheapest prices in the market! don't let that einar guy force you to pay 230 gold for a wyvern tooth when you can purchase an authentic one HERE from my brand new online shop

#alchemists on tumblr #all natural potions #freelance potion seller #potion grinds #handmade potions #potionmaker #potion seller #invisibility potion #wyvern tooth #einar has competition #stay hustling 💪 #please check out my shop link i worked really hard on it #:) #:))

#i know they're all ooc i was just trying to amuse myself #loki #thor #fandral the dashing #moon queen and magic theatre #loki marvel #marvel thor #marvel asgard #marvel #thor odinson #dashboard simulator #the warriors three #odin allfather

[theultimatechristournament]

ROUND 9 L BRACKET 2

our first contenders of round two areee

CHRIS KRATT VS CHRIS HEMSWORTH!

Chris Kratt is known for his work on children shows and animal conservation!

Chris Hemsworth has become iconic in his role as Thor in the marvel cinematic universe, and also keeps being voted as the hottest guy in America or something idk I'm gay

#ultimate chris tournament #wild kratts #marvel #Chris Kratt #marvel thor #thor odinson

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

#every character is gay and trans #gay #lgbt #trans #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #transgender #queer #thor #marvel vs capcom #marvel comics #marvel thor #thor marvel

[current-comix]

#ultimate universe #comic book cover art #marvel comics #marvel #comics #marvel thor

[couldtheywieldmjolnir]

#marvel thor #marvel #yakko warner #the animaniacs #are they worthy to wield mjolnir?

[paintedimagery]

some Thors (and Lokis) based on golden retrievers from pinterest

#fanart #my art 2024 #marvel #my art #marvel comics #thor #thor odinson #marvel thor #loki #marvel loki #loki laufeyson

[thorweek2024]

Is this for our benefit? Yes, absolutely, but who cares: THOR WEEK 2024!

What is it?: A week long fest that's all about Thor

Timing: The fest will run from Feb 1st to Feb 8th!

Who can participate?: Anyone!!! There's no signing up required!

Any rules?: The rules are simple, your fanwork has to be Thor-centric. That's it! Any pairing is accepted, no pairings are accepted too. You can make as many or as few fanworks as you desire*.

There's prompts for every day, but there's no need to follow them, they're only for inspiration! Feel free to do them in any order, or not at all!

*Your fanworks can be any genre, any length, any rating, sfw, nsfw, anything at all, as long as it's about Thor. Please make sure to properly tag with all warnings and ratings though!

Find the prompts under the cut!

1. Thor gets hurt but it’s ok because he also gets comfort (hurt/comfort)

2. Pre Thor 1

3. Norse inspired

4. Comics focused

5. Jotun Thor

6. Role reversal/inverted trope

7. Modern au

#thor #thor odinson #thor mcu #thorweek2024 #marvel thor

[look-how-they-massacred-them]

Thor submission

Finn submission

Loki submission

#look how they massacred them poll #look how they massacred my boy #mcu thor #marvel thor #mcu #marvel #star wars finn #finn star wars #star wars #marvel loki #mcu loki #if i see anyone comment penis poll #im coming for you

[magpie-murder]

marvel (mostly asgard) dashboard simulator part 2

also i said this in the tags on the first post but i know this is ooc, it's just for shits and giggles

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📦 markets-merchants Follow

Just saw this... Hey @g𝚘d-of-thunder, are you okay?

🪐 aesir-patriotism Follow

Not every thunderstorm is because Thor is upset.

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Some are because I'm excited.

#i'm doing okay

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I can't believe that I have to say this, but the @is-odin-dead-yet blog is so disrespectful. He gave his eye to have the knowledge to protect us, and this is how you treat him? By counting down to his death, for centuries? Get a hobby

🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks

This you OP?

🪐 aesir-patriotism Follow

So? What about it?

👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

K

🪐 aesir-patriotism

Stop

🔮 alchemist-aura Follow

U

🌌 billykaplan666 Follow

N

🪐 aesir-patriotism

Stop. I'm serious. It's NOT FUNNY

🐍 magic-theatre

G

# yes it is.

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✨️ the-dashingest

What's a DILF?

✨️ the-dashingest

Just read the replies. Thank you for the explanation. I think I love mortals

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🌈 all-seeing-eye

It's useless to ask me for the URL of Prince Loki's secret blog. I may see all, but it is a secret held by a prince, and thus would be treason for me to reveal it.

🐍 magic-theatre

heimdall, this is FASCINATING. i love that this counts as a royal secret.

🌈 all-seeing-eye

I do not.

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

FINAL ROUND

⛈️ god-of-thunder

I won't choose.

🔮 alchemist-aura Follow

i can't believe you're pitting two bad bitches against each other

🪓 valiant-festivals

Baldur is part of the royal family, impervious to harm, as well as kind, brave, caring, just, and true. Vote for Sif!

✨️ the-dashingest

She's not even going to care if she wins, but I'm voting for her anyway.

#lady sif propaganda #friendship is magic

🔮 alchemist-aura Follow

just found out from a friend that a lot of mortals see ravens as a bad omen and a sign of death instead of wisdom lol. maybe the reason odin doesn't want anything to do with midgard is because they don't like his creepy little bird spies

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prince loki just silent reblogged this?

#huginn and muninn slander

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🐍 magic-theatre

🐍 magic-theatre

oh come on. it's only been up for half an hour and they already censored the post?

🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks

Don't let them silence you. Post it again.

#some enchantricks ship at the bottom there ✨️ #dashboard simulator #amora the enchantress #loki of asgard #thor #thor odinson #loki marvel #marvel thor #brodinsons #the warriors three #lady sif #fandral the dashing #odin allfather #marvel

[3c1ipseartz]

Loki! New season finale was kinda CRAZYY. Good job mcu

#loki series #loki season 2 #loki laufeyson #loki #mcu #venom #digital art #artists on tumblr #art #marvel #marvel mcu #mcu loki #marvel loki #marvel comics #marvel community #marvel comfort #thor odinson #thor #thor marvel #marvel thor #venom marvel #mcu thor

[magical-girl-hell]

"So when, thirty years and change later, Wil Moss asks me what I think of Thor -- and if I'd like to pitch for his solo book -- there are two things I know for sure before I think of anything else. One is that Thor shouldn't be like other heroes. He should be more. He should shatter mountains, stand in thunder that kills, turn back ancient winters, defeat death itself. And the other... is that I like him best when he smiles."

-- Al Ewing

#marvel thor #the immortal thor (2023) #al ewing #thank you for my life mr ewing

[karmaspidr]

Episode 2 of Season 2 of What If was awesome! I loved it! It was incredible. 11/10! Hope was cute, Peter was sad, Bucky was sad, the whole team was awesome! Everyone has to watch it, NOW!

#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel's what if #what if #what if season 2 #hank pym #hope van dyne #peter quill #ego #thor #thor odinson #marvel thor #ant man #goliath #bill foster #t'chaka #black panther #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #avengers #the avengers #wendy lawson

[drawbudd]

im rewatching age of Ultron and??? I never noticed that vision imprinted on Thor like a duckling the second he came into being????? I'm

#wow actually me talking #Marvel #avengers age of ultron #Marvel vision #Marvel Thor #Thor Odinson #Like?? #He brought him to life and he immediately copied his cape??? #And then he named himself after Thor's story about the infinity stones???? #And then he was immediately worthy????? #Like this isn't J.A.R.V.I.S this isn't Ultron #This isn't even Tony's son #I've decided that vision and Thor are connected somehow #Not quite son but definitely connected somehow #Thinking abt this for one million years

[couldtheywieldmjolnir]

#marvel thor #marvel #cole ninjago #ninjago #are they worthy to wield mjolnir?

[oh-bennyboo]

this era marvel has taken on is so traumatizing i’m gonna start reverting back to my 2012 wattpad tooth rotting fluff avengers compound fix it fics where clint hides in vents peter and shuri play pranks and make vine references and thor absolutely devours poptarts

#obsession talks #avengers #marvel #marvel thor #marvel peter parker #black panther #black panter wakanda forever #no but like fr #just need those fics back man #ESPECIALLY the ones that sprinkled in a bit of #stony #those were the love of my life man #still are ngl #fluff