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Dipper: You need to light a black salt candle at exactly three am, and the spirit might leave after that.

Stan, banging two pans together: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER!

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Soul: If I killed someone, would you tell on me?

Jiung: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.

Jiung: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"

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Felix: Could Doofenshmirtz kill Macbeth?

Jisung: "No man of woman born can kill macbeth".

Felix: "Neither of my parents showed up for my birth". Implying that his mom did not birth him.

Jisung: Also legally he's an ocelot.

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Mark: I don't think I'Il ever be ready to be a parent. I can't even kill a child, how do you expect me to raise a spider?

Doyoung: Are you sure you worded that right?

Mark: Oh my god, I fucked up.

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Good Billions: Next up we have our home: planet earth!

Dave: *starts booing*

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Snotlout: I feel uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?

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Seungmin: Did you take something? What are you on?

Jisung: The spectrum, mostly.

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Wooyoung: I don't need gasoline to start a fire. All I need are these two hands and a lack of supervision.

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Jungkook: Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer, I will be climbing up the trees and scream in their absence.

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Minho: Highway to hell.

Hyunjin: Stairway to heaven.

Jisung: Elevator to eeby deeby.

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Byeomgyu: Sometimes l'm a boy or a guy but l'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud.

Taehyun: You know who else commits tax fraud?

Beomgyu: Well don't be a fucking snitch, Taehyun.

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Jisung: Help, doctor. Whenever I sneeze, I turn into a plumber wearing green.

Chenle: Dear god, you have the fluigi.

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Minho, driving: What is he doing!

Seungmin, in the passengers seat: He's driving like a maniac!

Jeongin, in the seat behind Seungmin: Everyone, give them the finger when we pass.

Felix, in the seat behind Minho: Which finger?

Jeongin: The bad one.

Minho, passing the car:

Jeongin, Minho and Seungmin: *holding up their middle fingers*

Felix, doing thumbs down: Boooo!

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Byeongkwan: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Yuchan: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Sehyoon: A realist sees a freight train.

Junhee: The train driver sees 3 fucking idiots standing on the train tracks.

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Hoseok: So does anyone in this group have any healthy stress outlets?

Taehyung: Eating rocks.

Seokjin: Screaming.

Yoongi: Murder.

Jungkook: Vigilante cosplay.

Namjoon: Running away from my problems.

Jimin: Annoying my friends.

Hoseok: Okay, so we've got screaming.

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Wooyoung: Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animals except horses. Like if horses weren't a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals. Like riding animals just wouldn't really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Yunho: Elephants.

Wooyoung: Blocked.

Seonghwa: Camels.

Wooyoung: Extra Blocked.

Hongjoong: Donkeys.

Wooyoung: Extremely Blocked.

Jongho: Bulls.

Wooyoung: UItra Blocked.

San: That dick.

Wooyoung: ... Followed.

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Felix: What would Chan think?

Seungmin: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out; what if we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

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