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00127am · 28 days

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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

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meowmk · 26 days

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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)

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what-if-nct · 5 months

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NCT eating out skills.

*I apologize in advance*

Taeil: Knows exactly what to do. Gets down to business. Will leave you more than satisfied.

Johnny: Pulls the most toe curling tongue tricks. And you can feel him smile against you every time he makes you whimper and whine.

Taeyong: Loves doing it but gets overly excited and needs a bit of direction cause he gives unnecessary attention to the lips.

Yuta: I'm not saying pussy eating champion, but he has his medals and trophies. That is his title. He is undefeated and will tongue fuck you while his fingers attend to other business.

Kun: He does exactly what needs to be done and does it well, but is a master with his fingers cause he wants to always look at you.

Doyoung: He's very unsure about his skills and technique but he shouldn't be. His technique alone is fireworks, shooting stars worthy

Ten: Not the best but not the worst, gets the job done.

Jaehyun: He licks too hard in the wrong area, needs guidance. Can be staring at it and still doesn't know where the clit is. His fingers might be the best bet.

Winwin: Will have your eyes fluttering and you'll forget your name, starts with kissing it but his tongue and fingers start working double time and will suck your clit and your fingers will lock into his hair. If Yuta has Gold in this category. Winwin easily has silver.

Jungwoo: Loves doing it so much, gets so happy but is really just licking the outer lips, his tongue might slip in but not on purpose but when he finds out he can he really goes in for it. Still overtly enthusiastic though.

Mark: He tried, he just tries his best he'll get there one day. He can find the clit but bless his heart he doesn't really know what to do.

Xiaojun: Mainly uses his fingers, will give a few licks here and there because he feels called to but he's not confident in his skills but his fingers are gold.

Hendery: Honestly he gets a little wild in there and ends up biting something it could feel good or not depending on what he's doing.

Renjun: A lot of kissing, he's very gentle and takes notes on what you seem to enjoy. Takes his time and does his best to please you.

Jeno: Gonna be honest a couple of hard licks and he says "my turn" and pulls his pants off.

Haechan: Kinda rough but in a good way, talks really dirty against it but it's muffled. Also might bite but in a good way. Will spank it if you pulled his hair when he told you to be good.

Jaemin: Also gives so many kisses down there, speaks softly, tells you how good you taste, loves trying out new things, gentle, teasing, it's an experience and a dream.

Yangyang: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, you feel nothing and everything all at once. He enjoys doing it, maybe a little too much but Guidance isn't enough, send him to a class taught by Yuta and Jaemin.

Chenle: He doesn't have any kind of sex.

Jisung: Bless his heart he's trying his best, just guide and reassure him he's doing his best and he'll get there. But he's still better than Yangyang and Jaehyun.

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qtenthusiasm · 24 days

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mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

donghyuck: yes.

mark: okay.. may i know what you create?

donghyuck: problems.

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jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs · 1 year

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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

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ourdadai · 4 months

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oioii, você poderia fazer locks do taeyong? 🤍

nct [ taeyong ] lockscreens ♡

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bunnypig18 · 1 year

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NCT Text Posts (4) | (1) (2) (3) (5)

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full-hd-sun · 5 months

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[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG

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random-incorrect-things · 2 months

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Renjun: *hands Haechan a lush bag* Listen, I know we don't get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you're feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.

Haechan: *opens bag* This is a toaster.

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0x1mina · 10 months

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jeno, to the new trainees : this is renjun, he likes his personal space.

haechan, clinging onto renjun :

jaemin : and this is haechan, he also likes renjun’s personal space.

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meowmk · 25 days

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nct crack tweets part 2 here u go enjoy ily

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what-if-nct · 6 months

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Mark: What is the name of the song you're working on?

Taeyong: Let me lick it .

Doyoung: Taeyong no.

Yuta: Wait wait let's here the man out.

Doyoung: Fine give me a lyric.

Taeyong: I wanna rub it, flick, lick it and feel you drip down on me.

Johnny: It's perfect.

Jaehyun: It really invokes something in me.

Yuta: Give us another line.

Taeyong: I wanna run my tongue along your-

Doyoung: Enough! I'm not singing that.

Jaehyun: I will.

Mark: We can work with this and make it about ice cream.

Taeyong: But... it's about pussy.

Johnny: I know that, and you know that but they won't know that. It's our secret.

Doyoung: They're gonna know.

Johnny: How would they know?

Doyoung: *unrolls a scroll of their entire discography* I like my donuts with Jam in the middle?

Mark: It's about donuts.

Yuta: With cum inside them.

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qtenthusiasm · 1 month

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renjun: i sleep with a gun under my pillow.

jaemin: i sleep with a knife.

mark: both of you are pathetic.

jaemin: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

mark: donghyuck. ultimate weapon.

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jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs · 1 year

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*Kpop leader pt.2*

Hongjoong : now whose idea was it to get all our members in one place?

Bangchan : *sitting in the corner* *sipping on his coke nervously*

Hongjoong : *long sigh* OFC IT WAS YOU- Yunho get out of the refrigerator- Han stop running around and Seonghwa for the last time stop rolling your lint roller everywhere

Seonghwa : excuse me, I'm just cleaning this place

Hongjoong : *another sigh* *doorbell ringing* oh you called someone over?

Bangchan : *hands shivering* y-yea I accidentally invited Taeyong too

Hongjoong : HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY-

*the door bursting open*

Haechan : LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED BITCHES

99' liners & 00' liners : FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE US, LIT THIS PLACE UP BITCHES

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correct-kpop · 1 year

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Taeyong: you know it doesn’t cost anything to be nice