Seungmin: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Changbin: Burn the dorm down
Seungmin: And what did you do?
Changbin: Cook dinner
Seungmin:
Changbin:
Seungmin:
Changbin: And burn the dorm down
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Bangchan : Felix, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Felix: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that
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Minho: How long has it been since either of your slept?
Chan: Three or four.
Minho: Three or four what?
Jisung, nodding: Three or four.
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Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!
Jisung: *stands up* I will!
Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.
Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???
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Seungmin: Han fell in the lake.
Chan: Did you push him?
Seungmin: I will not be answering any further questions without my lawyer.
Chan: Who is your lawyer?
Jeongin: I am. My client will not be answering any further questions. He is innocent.
Han: Chan, Seungmin pushed me in the lake.
Jeongin: Do not listen to him. He is clearly inebriated and not in his right mind.
Seungmin: Yeah, Don't make me push you in the lake again.
Lee know: Court stenographer read that back.
Felix: "Seungmin: Don't make me push you in the lake again"
Lee know: I rest my case he pushed my client into the lake there for should be charged with attempted murder and serve twenty-five years in prison.
Chan: Hold on guys. Changbin, where's your pants?!
Changbin: I'm being Binnie the Pooh.
Chan: At least put on underwear.
Felix: No, no not yet. Court Painter are you drawing this.
Hyunjin: No the fuck I am not. I'm drawing birds.
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Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Minho: * blushes *
Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
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Kidnapper: I have your kid.
Chan: which one, I have seven.
Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that never shuts up.
Chan:
Chan: WHICH ONE, I HAVE SEVEN???
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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Chan: If I fall…
Changbin: I’ll be there to catch you.
Felix: *looks at Jisung* What if I fall?
Jisung: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Hyunjin: *watches these two interactions*
Hyunjin, to Minho: And if I fall?
Minho: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Minho: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.
Jisung: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.
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Chan: You can't move in with Hyunjin.
Felix: Why not?
Chan: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see's you without any makeup?
Felix: l'm not wearing makeup right now.
Chan: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
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Jisung: *pulling at his hair* THIS IS A DISASTER! I'M LOSING MY IDENTITY!
Chan: *sighs* Jisung, finding Minho attractive when he has a wig and skirt on doesn't make you straight
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