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7ndipity · 1 day

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Y/n: what do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon?

Yoongi: oh I love it. It might be true.

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lovelycupid47 · 24 hours

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BTS Incorrect quotes #2

Jimin: Why are your tongues purple? Taehyung: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Y/N: I had a red one. Jimin: oh. Jimin: .... Jimin: OH. Jungkook: Jungkook: You drank each other's slushies?

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random-incorrect-things · 16 hours

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Jungkook: Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer, I will be climbing up the trees and scream in their absence.

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notsocorrectbts · 2 months

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Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos

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incquotesx · 4 months

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[ sets the kitchen on fire ]

hoseok : shit we need an adult!!

jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT

hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck

jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG

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asadfangirlbitxh · 5 months

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Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

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jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs · 1 year

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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

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daintyzumin · 1 month

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{based on a true story}

Jungkook’s brother: *likes a fanart of Jimin on his instagram and Jimin in his profile pic*

Jikookers: oH MY GOD JUNGKOOK’S BROTHER IS WHIPPED FOR JIMIN!!!?

Jungkook:

Jungkook: *draws Jimin and posts it on fancafe*

Jungkook: no one is more whipped for Jimin than I am.

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daechwitonguetech · 2 months

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Namjoon: Are you a cuddler?

Yoongi: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Namjoon:

Yoongi: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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heyyouknowbts · 7 months

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Jin predicts the success of the 2025 BTS comeback

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serendipminie · 7 months

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Jungkook: You know how I like it girllllllll

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Jimin: Ppeuriri

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7ndipity · 1 day

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(Everyone is playing a board game together)

Jin: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Jimin: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Y/n: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Namjoon: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Yoongi: *flips the board*

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lovelycupid47 · 24 hours

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BTS Incorrect quotes #3

Jungkook: Hey, do you know the password to Jin’s computer? Y/N: Fuck you, Jungkook. Jungkook: Hey!! Y/N: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouJungkook". Jungkook: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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random-incorrect-things · 5 months

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Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?

Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.

Yoongi: I'm going to bed.

Seokjin: Good nitrogen.

Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.

Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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notsocorrectbts · 3 months

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Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

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incquotesx · 4 months

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namjoon : jungkook's late again

jimin : i woke him at 8 and pretended it was 11

tae : i wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12

hoseok : i set his clock to PM when it's AM

namjoon : you all may have overdone it

[ jungkook brusts through the door ]

jungkook : WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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