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#incorrect kpop quotes
svt-incorrect · 31 minutes ago
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Jeonghan: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Joshua: hannie that's a coma.
Jeonghan: sounds festive.
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btshinez · an hour ago
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Namjoon : ohk so who's turn is it to give pep talk
Tae : yoongi hyung
Yoongi : f*ck up shit out there , but don't die !!
Jin : * claps *
Hoseok & tae : * tearing up *
Jungkook : * emotional * that's so infires man !!
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btshinez · an hour ago
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Taehyung : * playing with a rock *
Hoseok : that's a nice rock
Taehyung : ty , yoongi hyung gave it to me :)
Yoongi : i threw it at you !!!
Taehyung : he's really nice
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jihyo: what do you all put in your ramen 
momo: oh, scallions, carrots, ginger. the normal stuff 
 sana: noodles
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Chan: Don't worry, you're fine. No one else is going to ask Jihoon out.
Soonyoung: Why not?
Chan: Because Jihoon is fucking terrifying.
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jisungismysun · 2 hours ago
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jisung: do you care if i take the skin off of the furby
jisung: i want to make him Powerful. once he is free of his flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. he will take care of Us.
jisung: also i want to softhack his circuits
chan: i literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again
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Jungkook: *is on fire*
Taehyung: *panicking* Where's Namjoon hyung???
Yoongi: He's sleeping
Taehyung: Okay, I got it! Give me a bucket of water!
Yoongi: *hands over a bucket of water*
Taehyung: *dumps the water on Namjoon* HYUNG WAKE UP JUNGKOOK IS ON FIRE
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Yeonjun, grumbling: They shouldn't call it an 'All You Can Eat' if they don't mean it.
Taehyun: Hyung, you tried to eat the chair.
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hye-there · 3 hours ago
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Haseul: Hyunjin you can't just go around asking random people "isn't this the fattest ass you've seen your whole life?"
Hyunjin: You're just jealous because 90% of the people agreed
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incorrect-pentagon · 4 hours ago
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Moth: *repeatedly slams into computer monitor*
Yeo One: It's not a touch screen you have to use the mouse
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skz-straykids · 4 hours ago
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Jisung: it's so bloody warm here and if someone says 'oh it's warmer over here' then I will f*cking sh*it my f*cking pants, you absolutely f*cking idiot
Hyunjin: oh it's hotter over here defo
Chan, nudging him: dude? Rlly?!
Hyunjin: it's a lifelong dream of mine to see Jisung sh*ting his f*cking pants
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ego-like-sandwich · 5 hours ago
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[texting]
Renjun: have you ever felt something poking your chest, as if someone made a voodoo doll of you and stabbed it with a needle or something?
Haechan: no???
Renjun:
Renjun: how about now?
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kpopincorrect-quotes · 6 hours ago
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Chiwoo, tromping throughout the dorm carrying a backpack, eight rolls of duct tape, and a container labeled battery acid: Guess what I just saw on five minute crafts
Mujin, setting down his book: *inhales*
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Creepy man: hey, girl why don't you come over here?
Olivia Hye: *screams*
Creepy man: what the-
Olivia Hye: *rushes towards him with a bat in full speed while he runs away*
Haseul: *wipes tear* I taught her well
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btshinez · 7 hours ago
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jin : we all have our demons
jin : *puts hand on jungkooks shoulder * this one is mine
jungkook : :)
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btshinez · 7 hours ago
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jin : we all have our demons
jin : *puts hand on jungkooks shoulder * this one is mine
jungkook : :)
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btshinez · 7 hours ago
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Jimin: I dare you-
Namjoon *not looking up from his book*: Jungkook isn't allowed to take dares.
Jimin: Why not?
Jungkook *head bowed*: I have no regards for my personal safety.
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btshinez · 7 hours ago
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yoongi : HYDRATED OR DIE-DRATED
Yoongi: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Namjoon: Uh....
Jimin: He’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us. 
Yoongi: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Hobi *crying*: It’s working.
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btshinez · 7 hours ago
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namjoon : *trying to explain jungkook that he has to study for exams to pass *
jungkook : *trustfrated* wHy will i want to pass the exams if it can simply ✨pass away✨
namjoon : *inhales*
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btshinez · 7 hours ago
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pre debut little jungkook : *crying in the corner of the room
jhope : it's obvious what we have to do
yoongi : yes , teach him to cry in the shower like a normal person .
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