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[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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[random-incorrect-things]

Loki: Why are you screaming?

Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?! YOU JUST HAD YOUR FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!

Loki: I know, I was there. Besides it's fine now, see?

Thor: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!!

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[incorrectmarvels]

Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Thor:

Bruce:

Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.

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[syngrafaes09]

Loki: Surprise! I’m back from dead

Thor:

Y/N:

Loki: Isn’t that exciting?

Thor: *sighs*

Y/N: Not anymore

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[headcanonthings]

Odin: Honey, would you stop worrying? Loki is going to be just fine.

Frigga: I hope so. I may have given him some bad advice earlier.

Odin: What'd you say?

Frigga: I told him... I told him to just be himself.

Odin: You said WHAT?!

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[floilee]

Kate: How did you tell Jane that you liked her?

Thor: I not tell her.

Thor: The thing is that I already knew she liked me as much as I liked her, so it was easy.

Kate: But what do you mean?

Thor: You feel inside when you’re the love of your life.

Kate: Like a kick in the rib?

Yelena crosses her arms: You called me out in the middle of the mission.

Thor: How have you not felt?

Kate whispers: It turns out I've already felt it. But it's lovely to see her nervous for me.

*Thor and Kate do the high-five*

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[incorrectbrodinsons]

Hela, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Thor: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Hela: Ohhhh-

Loki: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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[another-trans-nerd]

Shuri: omg it’s a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag

Peter, sobbing: am I goated with the sauce?

Shuri: yes

Thor: why isn’t my allspeak working

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[dyingroses]

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[ro-is-struggling]

Loki *making Thor call Odin after faking his death for the hundredth time*: is he crying?

Thor: a little

Loki *grabbing the phone*: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch *hangs up* Now call our mother

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[lovelyinspiration1463]

Frigga: How are you doing, my love?

Loki: Alright - except for this headache that comes and goes.

Thor: *enters the room*

Loki: Oh look, there it is again.

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[random-incorrect-things]

Loki: What's up? I'm back.

Thor: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Loki: Death is a social construct.

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[incorrectmarvels]

Thor: You know Loki, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Loki: That’s why I carry many.

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[lazy-cat-corner]

Teen Loki holding a hairbrush and standing on the table: I wanna KISS MY MOM!

Frigga: 🥰

Teen Loki: I wanna KILL MY DAD!

Odin: O.o

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[headcanonthings]

Odin: LOKI, NO!

Loki: What?

Odin: Sorry, force of habit.

Odin: HELA, NO!

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[fr1day-incredible]

Natasha: "Ну и что ты готовишь?"

Bucky: "Я? Омлет по особому рецепту от Стива"

*Thor who is all-speak, so he knows russian*: "Доброе утро друзья! Можно ли мне будет омлета попробовать?"

Natasha & Bucky who didn't see him coming and didn't know he knows russian: *Confused frightened screaming*

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