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#incorrect loki quotes
a-stone-in-flight · 6 months
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Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/N: I think you mean cards.
Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months
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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.
Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 2 months
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Mobius: Please, Loki, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Mobius: I’m sorry Loki.
Mobius: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Loki: It has to be done.
Mobius:
Loki:
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Loki: *Places +4* Uno.
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floilee · 2 months
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Loki: I have an army!
Kate: We have Yelena!
Loki: You didn't mean the "Hulk"?
Bruce: Oh no, believe it, the big guy is scared to death of her.
Loki:
Natasha holding tears: I'm so proud of my little sister!
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aleksmaximoff · 5 months
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Loki S2 as tweets:
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marveliciousloki · 7 months
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Y/N: I flirt with Loki? He's alright. I hold his hand? Man's a mess. Y/N: I make out with him? It's perfectly fine. But if I cup his cheeks and kiss his nose? He’s inconsolable. Y/N: Why does simple affection break him?
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fruityspaceboy · 1 year
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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*
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lokiusincorrectquotes · 5 months
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Loki, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fuckin’ ice Mobius, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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existential-labrador · 6 months
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Loki standing over Brad: I’m going to do veerrry bad things to you
Mobius: I actually broke some rules recently too maybe I should be locked up
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a-stone-in-flight · 6 months
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1luna1lovegood1 · 5 months
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Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't
expecting this...
Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Mobuis: Holy shit-
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gudfornuthin · 6 months
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Mobius: I’m never having a debate with Loki again. He literally started his argument with “Riddle me this”
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Loki: Why are you screaming?
Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?! YOU JUST HAD YOUR FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!
Loki: I know, I was there. Besides it's fine now, see?
Thor: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!!
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Mobius is fighting a monster Loki: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Mobius: The power to believe in myself!? Loki: No, a knife! Stab it!
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headcanonthings · 3 months
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Loki: I want all of you to die. Mobius, sprays Loki with a water spray: bad Loki, bad.
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