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#incorrect loki quotes
incorrectquotesmcu · an hour ago
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Loki: I’ll have a glass of your finest wine.
Y/N: Loki, this is McDonalds.
Loki: Okay, sorry.
Loki: I’ll have a McWine.
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mischievous-thunder · 2 hours ago
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Mobius: *Checking in on Loki from time to time, making it seem as subtle and casual as he can*
Ravonna: What are you doing, Mobius?
Mobius: Just working...
Ravonna: On what? An article about "How to make your crush your boyfriend"?
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arcemo17 · 3 hours ago
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Mobius: This is all your fault!
Loki: Why do you make everything about me?
Mobius: Do you want me to stop?
Loki: No!
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wlwfanfictionss · 3 hours ago
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Y/N: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Natasha: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Bruce: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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diamondcitydarlin · 3 hours ago
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Loki: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Mobius: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Loki: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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mischievous-thunder · 4 hours ago
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Ravonna: You have a soft spot for broken things, Mobius.
Casey: How dare you? How dare you call Loki broken?
Mobius: Calm down, Casey. She's just trying to get a reaction out of us.
Ravonna: Loki is an evil lying scourge too.
Mobius: What did you just call him?! He's the most innocent bean I've ever seen in my entire life, despite everything!
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zemosimp05 · 5 hours ago
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500 Celebration 🎉 part 1
Here’s the prompts I wrote today…
Loki being protective bf
Y/N being protective over Zemo
Zemo cuddles
Zemo needs Attention
Sam bucky making fun of Y/N
Bucky x zemo x y/n
Sam & bucky playing Cupid
Soft Zemo
Loki x zemo x y/n
I will write the rest tomorrow 😭♥️ thank you y’all for the prompts. Keep sending them.
I write for any mcu character 🤗
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mcusical · 5 hours ago
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In an au where Tony lives after endgame and loki's been to the TVA:
Sam: How did you figure out Time Travel, by the way?
Tony: Using a mobius strip.
Loki, who knows nothing about earth's technology:*Chokes* he whAT?
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Loki: Come here
Thor: Why?
Loki: Just come here
Thor: No, you’re going to stab me
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exqu1sit3 · 7 hours ago
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mobius : for this to work, I'm gonna need you to be less dramatic
loki : LESS DRAMATIC????
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n0obmaster69 · 8 hours ago
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Mobius: I have a problem with a variant..
Loki: kill him
Mobius: No
Loki: I'll kill him for you
Mobius: No0ooo0oo
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Some "Loki" incorrect quotes because relationship between Mobius and Loki is too good
Mobius: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Loki: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.
Loki: I know I am.
Mobius: How would you like your coffee?
Loki: As dark as my soul.
Mobius: Got it. One cup of milk coming right up!
Mobius: Are you having another depressive episode?
Loki: A depressive episode?
Loki: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Loki, grinning: I have a knife!
Mobius: Put it down, Loki.
Loki: Make me! *Runs away*
Mobius: I can't imagine what Loki is planning, but I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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