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blingblong55 · 3 days
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Honesty, soldiers-141
the team having to walk through a ghost town
Gaz: Soap...please...no more questions
Soap: just one
Price: fine
Soap: have you ever had a friend who thought they were..good at what they do?
All of them: .... *staring at hi*
Soap:*gasps* this is why people leave our team
Ghost: do you want honest friends or lying ones?
Soap:....
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ryemiffie · 13 hours
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This SPECIFIC quote from my day cause I laughed so hard, as batman incorrect quotes:
Batman, incredibly nervous: Soo, dinner later? Yes, no, maybe?
Superman: A hard possibly.
Batman: HA, hard possibly or possibly hard!
Superman:
Batman: Don't quote me on that.
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lemons-bittersweet · 3 days
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Steve and Johnny can both speak Italian and talk abt ponyboy and Sodapop like the silly’s they are
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booblydoobly · 7 hours
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str4ykin9s · 2 days
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Minho: When I die donate my whole body to science Minho: Except for my middle finger, give it to Hyunjin
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prokopetz · 1 month
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Now, don't get me wrong, "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe; if I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" is a raw line, but I wonder if the folks who quote it misattributed to Mary Shelley would feel any differently about it if they knew it's really from a film adaptation of Frankenstein in which the role of the Creature is played – and the above-cited line delivered – by fucking Robert De Niro.
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f1incorrectquotess · 6 months
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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.
Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*
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hiseyebrowsaregone · 2 months
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Stiles texting Scott
Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Scott: Please stop talking.
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James, smiling: Ahhh, remember that time I proposed?
Regulus, deeply confused: James, you haven't proposed.
James, still grinning: I haven't? Oh. Watch out for that, then.
Regulus, panicking: What?
James, giggling:
Regulus, completely panicked: James? What???
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fanby-fckry · 5 months
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Modern AU
Alastor: If you’re not married by the time you turn 40, will you marry me?
Husk: What the fuck? Did you just propose to me?
Alastor: Maybe! :)
Husk: Why? Why would we get married?
Alastor: Tax Evasion! :)
Husk:
Husk: Ok, deal.
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forestentitea · 1 year
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Arthur: ew a rat
the rat: ew a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for his manservant because he treasures him too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said manservant by telling him about his true feelings
Arthur: what the fuck
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blingblong55 · 5 months
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Fortune tell+Fur= luck? -141
Ghost: tell 'em what you got last week
R/N: I got a fortune cookie and it said that in six days time it would be my lucky day
Soap: Which is today...
R/N: Yes, today is my lucky day
Ghost: and what have you just found out, love? Tell 'em, go on
R/N:My hamster died
Soap and Gaz cover their faces with the pillows of the sofa
Price: what a waste of fur
R/N: *sobs*
Ghost: bloody hell Price, I just got them to stop crying!
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ryemiffie · 2 days
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Me and my twin as rottmnt disaster twins:
Leo: What were you gonna do later?
Donnie: Well I was going to pick between options A, B, and W.
Leo, very confidently: W? Uh, I think you missed a few numbers there buddy.
Donnie:
Leo: ... Wait-
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booblydoobly · 5 days
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I love this bitchy bird so much 🤩
Screenshot from Pooti’s Last Date
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str4ykin9s · 13 hours
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Chan: I'm done arguing with you Minho: The Earth is not a planet Chan: H O W I S T H E E A R T H N O T A P L A N E T
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