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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Thor:

Bruce:

Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.

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marvelnatasha · 2 years

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steve: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

nat: >:O language

bucky: Yeah watch your fucking language

sam: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BUCKY THE FUCK WORD?

peter: 'The FUCK word'

thor: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

nat: Oh my god he censored it

peter: Say fuck, thor.

tony: Do it, thor. Say fuck.

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incorrecttmarvell · 2 years

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thor: loki. what are you doing

loki: *squinting at thor through a fork* imagining you’re in jail

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Tony: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as EAGLE ONE. Bruce, code name: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. Cap is CURRENTLY DOING THAT. *high-five with Steve* Thor is IT HAPPENED ONCE IN A DREAM. Widow, code name: IF I HAD TO PICK A GIRL. Clint is.EAGLE TWO.

Clint: Oh thank god.

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thepeoplearedispleasedwithme · 2 years

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Thor after losing everyone except Valkyrie and Lady Sif and being forced to take care of an 8yo: I’m fine.

Wanda after losing her imaginary kids: I WILL DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE!!!!

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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frigga: well, thor? don’t you have something to say to loki?

thor: i’m sorry for hitting you after you stabbed me.

frigga: good. and loki? don’t you have an apology to make as well?

loki: i’m sorry you’re an asshole and i had to stab you.

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marvelsarchiveofdumb · 2 years

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Thor: [LOKI]! Jeff Goldblum is in your bedroom!

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super-marvel-dc · 3 months

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Bucky, holding a rock: Y/N just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."

Thor: If you don't marry them, I will.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 21 days

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Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.

Tony, mouth agape:

Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

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romanoffshouse · 5 days

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Peter: Heyyo!

Wanda: Heyyyyyy!

Thor: Greetings, humans from earth.

Natasha: Three kinds of people.

Yelena: I want Mac and Cheese.

Natasha: Four kinds of people.

Tony: WHAT’S UP IDIOTS?

Natasha: Five kinds of people.

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Frigga: How are you doing, my love?

Loki: Alright - except for this headache that comes and goes.

Thor: *enters the room*

Loki: Oh look, there it is again.

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: You know Loki, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Loki: That’s why I carry many.

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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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-While planning to attack Vee Tower-

Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"

Husk: What?

Alastor: "Get Help."

Husk: No.

Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!

Husk: I hate it.

Alastor: It's great! It works every time!

Husk: It's humiliating.

Alastor: Exactly!

Husk: No. You literally have powers—

Alastor: We're doing it!

Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"

Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*

-A minute later-

Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*

Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!

Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!

Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—

Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!

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midastouch013 · 2 months

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Thor: I have a new game for thy mortals.. it's called "Lift Mjolnir"

Natasha: Because nothing builds teamwork like a bunch of males with fragile egos trying to lift an enchanted thing.

Y/N: I'm, in but can we make it a thumb war instead?

Natasha: smacks head And then there's her

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luxthestrange · 3 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

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