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#incorrect y/n quotes
louwaffles · 1 year
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                                               Kiddies GC Only
                                                      9:29pm
Peter: unpopular opinion time! i think sleeping with socks is fine. 
Kate: cheese and bread is the best midnight snack!
Yelena: men don’t deserve rights. they deserve to hang from their dicks. 
Peter: um i--
Y/N: puppies over babies! and i like those hairless cats!
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aemysbabyofficial · 3 months
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Y/N: It is peaceful here. No arguments or wine. Alicent: It is so quiet, it's like no one is here. Helaena: Two enter the fold, one takes a step, another falls. Alicent: Alicent: Where are Aegon and Aemond?!
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marvelflame2010 · 9 months
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Y/n: So Bucky and I were talking last night-
Sam: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene. Face-to-face or spooning?
Bucky: Sam!
Sam: *whispering* Spooning
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yandereloveraw · 2 years
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Fem! Y/n: I want a girl!
Dabi: I want a boy!
Y/n and Dabi's kid: You're tearing me apart!! What about what I want?!
Y/n and Dabi: [Stop arguing and turn to their kid] What?
Y/n and Dabi's kid: Doesn't what I want mean anything at all?
Fem! Y/n: Oh...then tell us. What do you want, sweet face?
Dabi and Y/n's kid: I think..I want to be a boy.
Dabi: YES! IN YOUR FACE, LADY!
Y/n and Dabi's kid: But being a girl would be nice too.
Y/n: [Glances at Dabi with a smirk of triumph]
Dabi: Well, which is it?
Y/n and Dabi's kid: I don't know. Sometimes I feel like a girl, sometimes I feel like a boy. [Gasp] Can I be both??
Y/n: Well, some people-
Dabi: Nuh-uh! No way!
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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE
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eternalslover · 6 months
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Bullet train incorrect quotes:
Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Y/n: Sure!
Y/n: Whats your favorite color?
Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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v1x3n · 1 month
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witchthewriter · 1 month
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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Y/N: You’re both pathetic
Soap: What do YOU sleep with?
Y/N: Simon.
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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
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kimjun · 4 months
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YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.
Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.
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welovelouisandbucky · 4 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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louwaffles · 1 year
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Y/N: Hey guys, guess what I did today?
Tony: Destroyed another one of my suits?
Steve: Blew up the White House? Or was it the Pentagon?
Sam: Sent out an atomic missile for fun?
Scott: Oh, I love guessing games! Did you disappoint Fury and all of us again?
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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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random-twst-things · 5 months
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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yandereloveraw · 1 year
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Y/N meets Eclipse
Y/N: I know you, don't I?
Eclipse: After tonight my little love, you will never forget me~ I am destined to be your guardian angel and your guide to salvation in this world of madness~!
Y/N: So, what's your name then?
Eclipse: ...Eclipse. I am the animatronic fate has decreed, destined to be all that you need~ I can give you everything you desire, you can give me all I need~
Lyrics from Lucy Meets Hyde from the Jekyll and Hyde musical
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Y/N: Come on, I want to show you something Y/N: *turns and walks away* Ghost: Nice Y/N: That's not it but thank you
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