Viserys: Daemon! Murder isn’t funny!
Daemon: well you can’t spell manslaughter without “laughter”, can you?
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Aegon(texting y/n): Them titties tho lol
Aemond: This is her boyfriend
Aegon: Tell her I said "them titties tho"
Aemond: Where tf do you want to be buried
Aegon: in those titties bro duh!!
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Y/N, at Aegon’s funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Y/N, leaning over Aegon’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Aegon, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
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Aemond: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Aemond: That one. I want that one.
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Aemond: Are our nephews looking at us?
Aegon: No.
Aemond: That won’t do…
Aegon: Wha—
Aemond: Time to make a scene. *punches Aegon*
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Aemond: Do you really care about our mother?
Viserys: Yes. I do.
Aemond: Would you take a bullet for her?
Viserys: Of course.
Aemond: Wonderful, meet me in the back in 10 minutes.
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House of the Dragon x Bob's Burgers 3/?
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point and laugh!
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[ incorrect quotes; daemon targaryen feat. caraxes ]
daemon: *sings to vermithor*
caraxes *after seeing daemon the next day*:
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*Aegon and Aemond lost in the woods*
Aegon: Dracarys!
Aemond: What are you doing? You've been yelling that for hours.
Aegon: Seeing if any dragons are near. They could light a fire or send a signal to someone.
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Aegon: How are your boobs
Y/n: they are okay.
Aegon: Let me see
Y/n: No
Aegon: I just wanna make sure they're okay
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Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Aemond: Mine just says "Aemond no."
Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Y/N: *whining about something* I don’t want it. I don’t like it.
Aemond: That’s not what you said last night.
Y/N: *shocked*
The Dinner Table: *shocked*
Aegon II: Rock on, freaky bro.
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Alicent: Aegon, if you’re reading this-
Otto: Can Aegon read?
Alicent: Helaena, if you are reading this out loud to Aegon-
Otto: Can Helaena read?
Alicent:
Alicent: Aemond-
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