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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 8 hours ago
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*Zemo and Bucky are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Zemo: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Bucky, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Sam, talking to Bucky: Well Bucky, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Zemo do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. Bucky: … Zemo, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Sam: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Bucky: Yup.
Bucky: Don't think you're special.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Bucky: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.
Sam: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Sam: Can I have your number? Bucky, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Sam: I'm very scary.
Bucky: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Sam: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Bucky: And small.
Sam:
Sam: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Sam: I can't imagine what Bucky is planning. But I can tell you two things. I won't like it and it won't be legal.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Sam: Who hurt you?
Bucky: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Sam: ...Yes, actually.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Bucky, looking at a selfie of Sam’s: I hate this photo.
Sam: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.
Bucky: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.
Sam: Up to kindness.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Bucky: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 9 hours ago
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Bucky: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Bucky: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 10 hours ago
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Bucky: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Zemo: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Bucky: No! Four to five seconds!
Zemo: Too late!!!
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 10 hours ago
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*Sam's helping Zemo out after he got injured, while the others are watching* Sharon: How does Zemo look? Bucky: A little better than you, actually.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 10 hours ago
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Sam: Made you all playlists!
Sam: Bucky, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Sam: Sharon, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Sam: And Zemo has the ABBA Gold album.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 10 hours ago
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Zemo: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Bucky: A doll.
Sam: A cinnamon roll.
Sharon: A sweetheart.
Zemo:
Zemo: ...stop it.
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 10 hours ago
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Bucky & Sam in the back of Zemo's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Sharon: We have food at home.
Zemo: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Bucky & Sam: YAYYYYYY!
Zemo: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 10 hours ago
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Sharon: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Bucky: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Sam: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Zemo: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Sam: *flips the board*
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 11 hours ago
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Sam: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Zemo: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Bucky: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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incorrecttfatwsquotes · 11 hours ago
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*Something crashes*
Zemo: Shoot-
Sam: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Bucky: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
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