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themadearl · 55 minutes ago
Just read the “way through MC’s heart is food” and the Enjoying Lilia’s cooking ask while scrolling through on your blog on a quest for seeing good boys, then I got hit with huge amounts of serotonin at an idea I had!
Prefect enjoys Lilia’s cooking not because their sense of taste is warped, but it reminds them of home, their guardian had always been the shitty-cook. But they always tried putting their heart into the meal, putting love and devotion into it, so they always ate it like it were the best thing in the world.
Since they’ve been transported to Twisted Wonderland they’ve missed them. Felt so homesick, okay the cafeteria food (when they get to eat it) tastes divine! Surely, Trey offers to cook, and it’a mouth-watering but it doesn’t hit the same way.
It’s only till Malleus invites them to dinner at the Diasomnia Dormitory do they realize what they missed, when Lilia brings out a plate of God-Knows-What for their special guest. The other members try to stop them, not sure if a human that isn’t Silver could survive eating Lilia’s cooking... they think they’re being nice when you bite into the purple abomination of a stew. Sebek screams, Silver faints, Malleus roars. But when they bite into it...
Yuu openly weep and tell them it reminds them of home before they eat it all, not wasting a single drop, daring to even ask for the seconds the other dormitory members don’t eat.
(Every now and again Lilia sends the prefect bento-boxes filled with his cooking, they you happily take it. Though when Deuce and Ace see them eat it they wonder if Grim has been influencing the prefect with his strange eating habits.)
Sorry it got answered so late but real glad you got your dose of serotonin from that post!!! Also, this ask is such a heartwarming take, my heart melts a little. The portion below is slightly different from the ask but the ask is perfectly good as well.
After some time, the twst bois gets numb about seeing Yuu eat Lilia’s cooking
Yuu eating what Lilia whipped up was like a normal occurrence at this point
“Deuce, you want to try some?”
“It’s-um, no. Thanks?”
“Ace?”
“I’d like to live to see tomorrow. Thank you very much.”
“More for me then.”
“You sure Grim’s eating habits aren’t rubbing off you?”
“I don’t eat rocks from the ground, Ace.”
No one bothered to ask more about why Yuu stomachs Lilia’s cooking, it was just chalked up to being from another world
Malleus was the first to ask after having some of Lilia’s cooking unknowingly 
“It just reminds me of home, I guess?”
“The taste reminds you of home?”
Malleus almost looked concern on hearing Yuu’s answer 
(Malleus: maybe I should call cps)
“Kind of? My parents weren’t good cooks as well, there was always something brunt or weird in my meals. But, it was delicious because they always did it with all of their heart. Wounds on their fingers, spending nights finding a new recipe, all of these made the meals even better for me because it tells me about the love they pour in.”
By then, Malleus is looking Yuu like some sweet child who said something adorable and a cute puppy
He leaves but not without promising to invite Yuu to Diasomnia’s 
The next day Yuu receives a letter along with a box of macarons
Yuu reads the letter while snacking on the sweets she just received to find out that she has been formally invited to Diasomnia’s annual dinner
When Yuu reaches the dorm, all of Diasomnia’s students seems to look at her with a mix of sympathy and awe
She only finds out why when only her table has the mysterious purple and gelatinous stew
Lilia shoves more food onto Yuu’s plates and urges her to eat more as he has heard from Malleus on why she likes his food
“You don’t have to worry about not being able to have my food. I’ll send you some every few days!”
“Sure. Thanks Lilia.”
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flooyds · an hour ago
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darling who doesn’t mind being locked away.
featuring, rook hunt, idia shroud, malleus draconia, azul ashengrotto, leona kingscholar & ruggie bucchi.
warnings. yandere content, kidnapping, pregnancy mentions, marriage mentions, unhealthy relationships, blood mentions, violence mentions.
request. May I request the yan! boiz (Rook, Idia, Malleus, Azul, Leona and/or Ruggie) with reader that doesn't mind being kidnap/held hostage?
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rook hunt.
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- rook finds it a bit boring at first… he enjoys the hunt, chasing down his prey and earning it once he captures you, but he does still manage to find the beauty in it. you’re sweet and docile, you let him hold you and show his ‘love’. he’s a lot less violent than he thought he’d have to be.
- he’ll spoil you so much, you won’t get any breathing room and if he ever comes to trust you enough and lets you out, he’ll be watching from afar, ready to take you back any moment he sees you being a little too friendly. you’re the cutest thing in the world to him, reminding him of different kinds of small animals he’s hunted. he doesn’t mind showing you love and is incredibly happy when you listen to some troubles he’s had. he wouldn’t mind a bit of a change every once in a while, though.
idia shroud.
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- he falls even more in obsession once you return his affections, letting him cling and hold onto you whenever he pleases (which is always), not caring for the things he could do or has done. your uncaring nature about this is also great for ortho, to anybody else it seems like a normal relationship and that’s a perfect thing for the young robot boy to see.
- he’ll never let you go now. knowing that you’re content in this life with him makes his obsession grow more & more, becoming more paranoid whenever you even mention somebody else — even ortho. he’s never had anybody see him in such a way like you do, crazy but loveable, and he can’t let you go… he wouldn’t ever find a love like this again.
malleus draconia.
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- unexpected but absolutely fantastic, everything will move smoothly and according to plan since you’re so willing to let him do whatever he needs. the wedding will be planned within the week and thoughts of children will be spoken upon, how many he’d like and how terrific you’d be as a mother, all while his hand rubs over your stomach, a dark look visible in his eyes.
- he’ll have lilia convince you to have children as soon as possible, as well as a wedding. he doesn’t want any chances of you leaving him, sebek and silver are your guards as well now, following and watching your every move, making sure you don’t ever get too far away from the young master. soon enough even if you have thoughts of running, you won’t be able to. whether it’s the ring that sits on your finger or the child that’s growing in your stomach.
azul ashengrotto.
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- oh azul is so, so very happy! he’ll make sure to smother your with his love, kisses every chance he gets and hugs that feel as if they’re going to crack your ribs! even with your feelings of contentment, he’ll still have you locked away, hidden from anybody else (besides the eel twins, of course) only for his eyes to see. a chain sitting on your ankle as water surrounds you, giving nowhere to run even if you were to consider it. you won’t have an uncomfortable life, but it won’t necessarily be a happy one.
- he insists on skin-to-skin contact every moment you two spend together. he doesn’t even dare to speak, knowing it only takes away from the precious cuddling and kissing times shared between the two of you. azul would’ve been clingy even if you weren’t so easy, but it’s 10x worse now that he knows what he can get away with, that you’re happy to listen to his problems and let him run rampant with the things he does.
leona kingscholar.
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- like rook, leona’s a bit bored. he expected a prey he’d have to hunt down, one he’d have to threaten and fight with. but, this isn’t all that bad, either, he’s quite the lazy lion and you’re happy enough to let him use you as if you were a pillow that lays on his bed, to let him express his anger about his family and position as the second-prince.
- that’s not saying he’s any bit gentle, leona’s volatile, and incredibly easy to get jealous, even one peep from your mouth of another guy at this school is enough to earn you a lifelong scar. he isn’t afraid to watch the blood pour from wounds he gives you, happily dragging you to lay down while you cry in pain. his obsession may seem alright if you allow him to throw you around, bruising and marking you as his own, but beneath all of that lies a predator, and one that’s very dangerous.
ruggie bucchi.
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- ruggie is so grateful! his darling is happy to be kidnapped by him? hell yeah! your days spent with him will not be anything but love and happiness! he’s thinking of ways to get you stuck with him forever, a bit worried about jumping straight to marriage — money, mostly — but it’s definitely very much stuck in his mind. he wants you to meet all the kids from the slums just like him! you’d love ‘em, you love him! so they’ll be no different. and once you meet them, there’s no going back.
- he’s having your future planned out with him, first you two will graduate, and by then he’ll have a decent amount of money from all his part-time jobs, score a better job through his fourth-year applications and searching, and then once you two are done with everything, you’ll have a nice house where everyone can come and visit! them always asking about babies and marriage, how they wanna throw flowers or bring the ring, to witness ruggie’s wedding with his perfect bride (because he only deserves the best!) and then see little hyena babies! they’re all so impatient and excited that you don’t even know if you can make it out of nrc!
—thank you for your request! i hope you enjoyed..~
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coffeeleafdepression · 3 hours ago
hey hey!! could i get headcannons with a nonbinary mc who basically dresses like Lilia with Lilia himself, Ace, Vil, And Malleus?? The relationship would preferably be platonic. Thank you, aeppermint my beloved ☺️ /p
Of course!
(My, I'm quite flattered to hear from you, anon. We've already responded to your other ask- well, apology. I find it pretty cute. It's alright, though. Perhaps that "beloved" was directed to the writer themselves. Anyways, I'm glad you enjoy their writing ^^ I'm sure they're flattered themselves!)
-Aeppermint
Hope you enjoy the headcanon! I'm flustered-
Non binary S/o who dresses like Lilia
Lilia Vanrouge
Ah-
the man himself
You can say he's quite fond of his fashion senses,
and is surprised to see you having similar taste.
He's super happy!
Mind trying out some of his outfits?
They'll look good on you promise!
I like to think Lilia always wanted to dress up Malleus like that-
But Malleus didn’t like it-
So he gotta new child, you- >:))))
Jk jk, Lilia loves Malleus as his child still-
he just got a child to dress up with lmao-
so wholesome-
Ace Trappola
Well-
Let’s just say-
He had that type of phase of fashion you’re in-
But he just won’t admit it-
Lmao I-
You chicken little-
So when you ask him to dress up like you and just try it out,
he’s a bit hesitant.
He doesn’t wanna be embarrassed!
But slowly he got used to dressing up in your style,
or more of the fashion phase he used to be in.
Now ya’ll are teasing and annoying Deuce-
Just straight up shoving your big ass jacket sleeves and just ruffling his hair all the time-
M A N-
Ace has fun dressing up with you
He couldn’t ask for a better friend other than you~ and Deuce-
Vil Schoenheit
Ah,
So that’s what you’re into.
Honestly, he has his own personal taste in fashion-
But he’s not saying yours ain’t cool-
He actually thinks it suits you.
Kinda like Lilia
It’s weird, but it fits him.
That’s why it looks cool.
Same goes to you!
Honestly, I think Vil looks good anything a sexy clown costume-
So maybe he can dress up like you with you!
Maybe with more of his colors??
Purple, red and gold?
Yeah.
That be nice.
Ya’ll gonna strut yourself like the true fashion besties you are-
B r u h-
Malleus Draconia
“Lilia?”
Excuse me,
M A L L E U S
“Why do you dress up like Lilia?”
Ok ok-
Honestly,
he’s got Lilia,
so he thinks your outfit is normal to him.
Like Vil, both your fashion senses are weird...
but they suit you both.
That’s why the fashion looks cool-
He doesn’t really know fashion trends in general-
and he’s curious.
Is Lilia’s fashion senses popular? Should he try?
Time to dress up our Gao Gao friend-
Next day, Malleus is wearing an oversized coat, high heel boots, with a purple veil thing on his waist-
Sebek is like “WHAT’s GOING ON-”
Silver is just meh-
And Lilia is a proud dad-
Malleus thinks you’re a cool friend-
Good job, fam-
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lolly-dolli · 5 hours ago
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Malleus: Dear diary,
Malleus: Today I couldn't find my diary, so I'm writing this on both of my Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 DVDs
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octatriolovers · 6 hours ago
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I just made A fake Chat Twst Version featuring Song My R (cover by rachie) ♡
it's the first time i made this, so im sorry if not good xDD the resolution a bit bad too, but i hope you guys like it x") thanksss
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thegenderlesswitch · 10 hours ago
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I finally posted the first chapter of the Future!Fic I am writing. I haven’t written a fanfic in over 11 years so this is going to be my new baby! ❤️
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Summary: After graduating from Night Raven Academy, Yuu Hayakawa had married Malleus and became the Monarch of the Valley of Thorns. After two years of their reign, their life was a dream come true.
But when a tradition is forced upon them, a series of events start to unfold which may change the Valley of Thorns forever.
And what does Silver have to do with all of this?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32144083/chapters/79640803
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Birthday from the boys (NRC)
Something to know for reading all of this is that I’m going to try my best to write platonic relationships that can be implied as romantic. Because some people may like a character but not feel romantic feelings towards them but still would like to know how they would act on their birthday.
Part two is the teachers and RSA
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Riddle
He would prune the garden himself, regardless of the queen of hearts laws he would paint the roses your favorite color
He would lead you to the garden where the two of you would have tea and talk for hours
Eventually taking you around the garden
Ace
Out of all of these boys, he’s the one that’s most likely to forget your birthday
This man did not write it down
He overhears you talking with the other first years and them saying happy birthday. Then it finally clicks and he remembers that today is your birthday and he plays it off like he remembered
He’s not being mean in any way he just honestly doesn’t remember birthdays well
He talks with the first years while you’re not around and plans a little sleepover of sorts at your dorm
When you come back to your dorm for the night you find all of the first years there and they’re just kind of chilling in the lounge
They bring out a cake for you saying that they all baked and decorated it themselves but with the experience that the first years have it’s a strange-looking cake but it does it taste all that bad it’s just a lot of frosting and decorations because each one of them wanted to add a personal touch.
You guys have fun run around the dorm causing trouble
Then once it turns 12 you guys decide to settle down for the night and plot twist you don’t actually go to bed but instead play Mario kart till 3 AM
Deuce
He would try his hardest the whole day to make it the most perfect and kind of relaxing day ever. But utterly fail
In his eyes, he failed but it’s not that big of a deal
He’ll try to hold the door open for you or carry you around for fun and either, drop you, or trip
He feels really bad the whole day that he keeps messing everything up and it keeps getting less and less romantic
At the end of the day, you assure him that you had the best time and it was very fun. Which he doesn’t really believe because again he feels like he failed but he’s glad you had a good time.
He also stays the night hanging out with you until you fall asleep.
Trey
He would bake you a cake from scratch and decorated it with little flowers of your favorite color
He’s a really sweet guy so he would invite a couple of your close friends maybe three or four of them so that you’re not alone on your birthday and you also won’t have any leftover cake because you’ll eat it all.
A very nice and sweet get together messing around having fun
Cater
The morning would start very easy with the simple happy birthday and him taking you skateboarding you don’t have to go to a skating park or anything like that he’s just gonna teach you a couple of tricks.
But progressively throughout the day, it gets more centric and fun
At the end of the night can you both watch fireworks after you’ve just got done bungee jumping...
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Leona
He’s not going to skip his morning to afternoon nap to tell you happy birthday even if he does care
A prince got to get his beauty sleep
When he wakes up he goes and attempts to find you and if he doesn’t he just goes man and gives up but if he does find you he tells you happy birthday and then walks off
Depending on your relationship with him he could be very distant and not caring but if you go and hang out with him during the afternoon when he’s not sleeping he’s pretty chill about it not really caring that you’re there if you have a negative disposition towards him he might care and tell you to leave.
Ruggie
He would take you shopping for the day
You might think he doesn’t have any money but those are jobs that he’s been working aren’t for nothing
He took all of the money he could for an entire month of work and saved it up spending it on your birthday
“What?! this is only part of my savings, not my entire Life funds” hehe...
Jack
Since magic mirrors make travel very easy he decides to take you back to his hometown
Not to meet his parents or anything but just to hang out because he talks about home a lot and wants to take you. What better time than your birthday
He takes you around his town and tells you about all of these places that he has memories that as well as putting you in the general direction of where he lives
He takes you to do all the fun things you can think of where he lives
When you both go back tonight NRC he quickly takes you by his dorm so he can grab something
He comes back with his gift to you which is a little cactus for you to take care of.
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Azul
He wouldn’t have a birthday party for you
He would however have you meet him in the lounge
you two would have dinner together
Just the two of you...
you’ll take a walk through dorms halls just to talk in this moment you share alone
Jade
He would hang out with you if you wanted him to if you didn’t want him to he would tell you to go hang out with your friends since it is your special day
He would give you some sort of terrarium or if you’re not into those he would give you a rare plant for you to take care of as a gift
If you did want to hang out with him and you didn’t care where you went he’d invite you to a botanical garden for the day.
Whether you like it or not he’ll probably talk on and on about each plant and its properties in medicine and poison
Floyd
He would throw a great surprise birthday party for you
He’s got all of your favorite foods your favorite drink an awesome cake
And somehow he surprisingly kept this under wraps until the time of your birthday party
It would be in you’re dorm, and don’t worry afterward he would help you clean up the mess
When you walk in the door he has everyone holding confetti launchers... which he 100% is going to help you clean up after a lot of convincing
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Kalim
This man knows how to throw parties and that’s terrifying
He would throw a massive party for you
He’s inviting all of NRC as long as they’re friends with you. Hell if you had friends in RSA he would invite them too.
He would have one of your other friends distract you for the day because it’s going to take the entire day to set up this banquet
He’s got everything a giant cake, fancy lights, a lounge area, a DJ, a chocolate fountain anything and everything that you would need for a successful party
Throughout the day if you try to go see him at all somebody’s always there to stop you and to distract you
You guys party for the whole night
Jamil
He would not throw a birthday party for you
As we all know he’s not really a people person
Chill about it passes you in the hall and says happy birthday
He offers to make you dinner but if you want to you can always decline
Although there is one thing you can’t decline and that’s the magic carpet ride he wants to take you on
He wouldn’t ask to borrow the magic carpet he’d just do it
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Vil
He would throw a big banquet for you regardless of what you want
He’ll probably say something along the lines of “Fufufu do you think I have the time to do all this? someone else said it was a good idea and they did all the work it’s not as if I care or have time to.” But we all know he cares
He about all of Pomefiore if you have to invite any of your friends outside of the dorm he would be a little irritated and save fine I guess you can about your “other friends”
Epel
It would be the beginning of the day and he’s down the hall in spots you. He would immediately not yell your name but scream it and run to you yelling happy birthday. It would make quite the scene but he wants everyone to know that it’s your birthday and also Vil would probably hate the fact that he just screamed.
He asks you if you’re ready to “rock and roll” (for anyone who doesn’t know this is just a saying to ask if you’re “ready to go”)
He’s taking you on a trip to go do a bunch of fun stuff in town and to probably prank some people because why not.
Rook
Wouldn’t throw you a party instead he would probably stop by your dorm and announce his presence and sing you happy birthday.
Bring you some sort of small gift
He would tell you that he will follow you the whole day and you can do whatever you want with him
Rook is rather chill compared to some of the other boys. However, if you want him to he can take over because he’s kept note of what you like to do so he would take you to do things that you like.
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Idia
He wouldn’t do anything special for your birthday
In fact, he’d probably have Ortho buy three slices of cake only, for the three of you
Throughout the day he doesn’t say anything about it
When you go to his dorm later he tells you happy birthday you guys eat the cake together
He kind of half-heartedly apologizes for not being able to throw a proper birthday party for you and that he’s sorry but his anxiety kind of got the best of him.
To make up for it he offers to play games with him until you want to leave
Before you leave he gives you a flower. An Asphodel The primary symbolic meaning of the Asphodel flower is peace after death and the afterlife, but this is not the meaning that is implied it is a white flower which generally symbolizes purity also it’s a symbolic flower of Hades
Ortho
He throws a big party at your dorm (if your dorm is Ignihyde he’d take it somewhere else), not ignihyde. Because the students are quite antisocial and it would be very disruptive.
He would invite all of your best friends
It is the cutest surprise birthday party ever
There would be fireworks, trick candles, and so many fun childish games that you would play at a party
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Malleus
Malleus is somewhere in between depending on what you want so no this won’t be a surprise birthday
He’ll either throw a big party for you in the diasomnia dorm inviting basically everyone from all the dorms as long as they know you
Or if you’re more on the reserve side or you want a smaller party he’ll have a couple of your close friends join him and going to your dorm and having a get-together little party for you.
If you want to though he is 100% okay with just you and him hanging out for the day
Sebek
This man is crazy
He wrote down your birthday and planned weeks in advance
He would write down everything that you like in hopes that when it becomes your birthday he has everything that you could ever want on that day
He tries his best to bake a cake but then realizes that he’s actually really good at it
On the day of you’d think that he be really loud and excitable and overbearing but in fact, he is the complete opposite being very considerate and not quiet but an inside voice because he doesn’t want to stress you out or seem disingenuous.
He doesn’t host a party for all of your friends it’s just you and him. The reason for this and putting in so much effort just for you and him is because he’s rather shy when it comes to not just romantic feelings but platonic feelings as well not showing people how he really feels especially when it’s around other people as well. So it’s kind of to make himself feel more comfortable as well
Silver
Silver isn’t the party kind of person so he’ll probably get you a cute little gift like a bouquet of roses specifically white roses to symbolize purity or maybe a charm bracelet.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to throw you a birthday party it’s just that he doesn’t know how to go about it since the only parties ever really celebrated is his own because of Lilia when he was younger.
If you say something about not having a party or a cake he’ll get a little sad thinking that he might have failed you.
He’ll probably just follow you around doing whatever you wanted for the day as long as you didn’t have class.
He would also have a cute little lunch with you of food that he made before. You guys would probably go sit in the courtyard and eat next to a tree. Be careful though he may or may not fall asleep...
You might have to wake you’re sleeping, Prince
Lilia
He’ll invite you to a concert and then right as the performance is about to start he’ll say something like he has to use the restroom or he’s going to get a drink and he’ll be right back he promises.
As the performance is starting and the lights turn off you start to worry that he’s going to miss it
And then as the stage lights turn on and you see him on stage getting ready to perform
He’s going to perform an entire album that he and the light music club came up with for you as a birthday gift
Knowing him at the end of the performance he’s probably going to get off the stage to go and kiss you (Not necessarily on the lips if it’s a platonic relationship it’s probably on the forehead with the cheek as a sign of affection no love).
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Quick June Event!
Hello and Happy Pride Month!
I’m so sorry this is late, some things have been happening in my life that affected my mental health, and I struggled to have motivation as a result. I’m doing better now, and will get back into posting.
I’d still like to do something for June, so from today until the the first of July, I’ll accepting requests from these prompts. Some of these just came into my head, other are from blogs that I can’t remember at the moment:
1. Favorite thing about their s/o
2. Favorite date spot
3. Favorite flower
4. What if their s/o asked them to match outfits?
5. General domestic headcanon
6. What gift would they give their s/o?
7.  What made them fall in love with their s/o
Since these are more romantic asks, underaged characters aren’t allowed. However, I will allow teachers for this event.
Other rules:
Send the character’s/characters’ name(s) and the number(s) of the prompt(s) you want
Two prompts per character
Three characters per ask
I’m sorry this isn’t much, but I hope you all enjoy these! 
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simpingfortwst · 22 hours ago
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Can The Twisted Wonderland Characters Skate?
Inspired by this roller skating event thing I went to a few days ago.
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Notes on each character below the cut   
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Ruggie - He has never skated before so no one is sure why he got the hang of it so quick (got bored after a while and started tripping people up with his unique magic)
Cater - Really good at skating and floods the rink with clones to take pictures
Floyd - Skates around the rink clotheslining people who get too close with a deranged look on his face that only a mother could love. Eventually causes everyone to leave for their own safety. If you think he stops there you would be sorely mistaken, the dude also leaves, locks onto one poor fucker Riddle and chases them around like a heat seeking missile
Ace - Gets over excited and drags Deuce with him without listening to any arguments
Chen’ya - Was he even invited? Gets a kick out of disappearing and reappearing in front of people to trip them up
Rook - He just sits there, staring at everyone with a camera in lieu of his usual bow and arrows because apparently ‘offensive weapons are illegal in public spaces’. Would usually just examine Leona but Malleus’ constant supervision makes him a far more interesting target
Kalim - Can’t skate but when has a lack of skill stopped him from doing something (forced Jamil to hold him the entire time)
Lilia - Can’t skate, he just can’t. However he is a dab hand at salsa dancing and reminds everyone of it when they comment on him not skating
Vargas - I present to you the embodiment of fake it till you make it. This man has way too much confidence in his abilities and by the time that and his patience starts to wear thin he’s started to get the hang of this skating thing
Deuce - Had no intention of skating until Ace dragged him into the rink kicking and screaming (and then they were kicked out)
Vil - His famous last words were “How hard can it be” before falling rather ungracefully and causing a pile-up of skaters
Jack - Is the asshole who skates right in front of you and stumbles. We get it, you can stay upright now please get out of the middle of the rink before you kill someone
Crowley - Doesn’t even wait to get the group signed in before disappering only to reappear 10 minutes after everyone left with only the smell of alcohol emanating off of him to keep him company
Epel - Was still getting his skates on when Vil fell over, needless to say he was forbade from getting into the rink
Trey - He can skate. I have no proof that he can. But he can, Trey just chooses not to so he can stop Riddle from blowing up at the next person who mentions he can’t skate.
Sam - When would he find time to skate when he’s too busy running ‘Mr. S's Mystery Shop Lite’ in a storage room where none of the staff can see?
Neige - What he even invited? Pt2 Choose not to skate because his fans chasing after him would cause a safety hazard
Jamil - Realised pretty early on that if Kalim is clinging onto him like a koala with abandonment issues he can go and put on his skates. Unfortunately the koala in question did not reach the same conclusion
Crewel - Pfft Him? Skate? And risk getting his coat dirty? Absoloutely the fuck not
Azul -  When would he find time to skate when he’s too busy running ‘Mostro Lounge Lite’ in another storage room where none of the staff can see? What do you mean he’s scared? Of what? The floor? (Octo is not scared, Octo is terrified)
Sebek - He does technically get onto the rink, in his shoes. Sebek, ever the paranoid guard, shadows Malleus the whole time in case he falls and can’t get up. Inadvertently causes Dear Tsunotaro to trip when he shouts at Jack loud enough to knock Malleus of of his feet
Idia - I was tempted to say that he could skate but insisted he couldn’t to others so he could leave but I would have been wrong. Ortho uses puppy dog eyes and a decent amount upper body strength to force Idia onto the rink before watching his brother immediately fall and crawl away shouting about how he proved he can’t skate (No one had the heart to tell him that he never had skates on in the first place)
Jade - Spends the first half of the afternoon helping Azul and the second half restraining Floyd. Very capable boyo (So capable that one might overlook how he just can’t skate)
Trein - He never actually showed up, this whole outing was Crewel’s idea and so he wanted nothing to do with it
Riddle - Riddle is a burnt out former gifted kid who can’t put up with anything that he isn’t immediately good at. Yes I know he is cannonically really hard working and realisically practiced for a week leading up to the outing. No, I don’t care
Leona - Sleeps
Silver - Sleeps
Malleus - He only found out about the trip the night before when Yuu mentioned it. When he gets there he doesn’t understand and uses magic to hover a milimeter or two off of the floor.
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twisted-whispers · 23 hours ago
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Mermay #3 is about two weeks away as this week is particularly busy for me, but I do have a bit of time in between responsibilities to spin up headcanons.
Asks and inbox are also open if anyone wants to chat or submit ideas!
I'm currently thinking of childfree!Malleus though. It's a secret he holds close to his heart - perhaps all he truly wants in life is one person to share himself with and not deal with the intricacies of the royal court. He doesn't want the responsibilities that come with the throne and wants to focus on himself and the person he will eventually pick to be by his side for eternity.
Childfree!Azul is also a great concept because he's such a busy lounge owner and keeps you by his side 24/7. He would probably make you his assistant for both business efficiency and possessiveness. You synchronize with him so well, why would he add complexities to the equation hes meticulously planned for you two?
Childfree!Jamil too. He's done so much caretaking with Kalim that HE wants to be the one that comes home to his significant other - embracing and watching movies together while dinner cooks in the background. He'll provide and dote on you as long as your attention is only for him - which isn't hard to do at all considering he's absolutely obsessed with making you happy.
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drac0nia · a day ago
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Same bitch, diffrent fonts.
[Art creds on the genshin one ; @/ruebirds on twt]
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missvifdor · a day ago
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Grimm: Are you crying, MC ?!
My MC /OC /: Oh that's okay, the usual spring allergies.
Malleus coming out of nowhere: My Child of Man, who dared to shed those tears ?! I will cut it to pieces! * Scream in Fairy Dragon *
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Imma die fr its freaking hot! It's fucking Russia it's supposed to be cold not hot as fuck!
May I request headcanons with Idia, Leona, Azul, Malleus and Rook with the "TURN THE DAMN HEATER OFF!" Reader?
Reader is really bad at taking hot temperatures. Like hell brakes loos when it's just a bit above average temperature. They're dead, straight up! And if it's particularly hot outside, reader just starts to rip their clothes of their body and sweat like crazy. It's not reader anymore, it's a mf sweat puddle.
But when it's cold they literally don't give a flyin fu-. Fr, reader can stand outside when it's -40° or smt and wear only jacket and some pants and be absolutely fine.
Thank you 🖤
LMAO I'M LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE- Where I live I don't give a shit about the sun, and wear a black jacket and some jeans and not give a shit- But when it's like 2 degrees lower, I NEED 3 JACKETS OR ASK FOR THE AIR CONDITIONER TO SHUT OFF DAMN-
I'll be a human ice cube :,) But enough said, on to the headcanon! (also sorry I didn’t do Rook-)
TWST with a heat sensitive s/o
Malleus Draconia
Are you sure you're human?
You can literally survive-
in the middle of winter-
AT -10 DEGREES-
W T F-
But when room temperature goes up by one degree
you’re like-
“HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TURN ON THE AP DAMN-”
Bruh
you truly are a weird human, aren’t you you little beastie?
Idia Shroud
Huh-
Anime logic to be honest-
That’s his reason-
On why you’re like this.
Honestly same.
He hate outdoor heat-
he prefers to stay indoors with his AP.
You can just hang around in his room.
Since you’re fine with whatever cold temperature.
But if you feel uncomfortable, just let him know.
He’ll sort things out <3
Azul Ashengrotto
Well-
M A N
Also has no clue to why you’re like this-
but I mean,
Monstro Lounge definitely is a cold place,
with all the AP and stuff-
so it doesn’t really affect you to not come to Monstro Lounge.
He’ll just give you some tiny remote fan.
you know, with a power battery?
the tiny fan??
so you can stay c o o l-
that’s all I gotta offer man,
sorry ;-;
Leona Kingscholar
Hah
opposite from you I wanna say-
I mean he lives in the frickin’ savana,
he’s used to hot temperatures.
But bring him to room temperature when it’s one degree below
he’s asking for a jacket or-
“SHUT THE GODDAMN AP-”
It’s gonna be hard for you two-
And he’s gonna be that type of boyfriend-
“Well damn, s/o. I can’t change the weather-”
You two gonna have to figure this one out.
And by you two, I mean you and Ruggie-
I’m sorry, Leona is fcking lazy-
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canon-twst-quotes · a day ago
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malleus: must be hard not being able to laugh
leona: i do have a sense of humor you know
malleus: i’ve never heard you laugh before
leona: i’ve never heard you say anything funny
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please
this with malleus, azul, rook, and deuce
i’m begging you
Lmao sure- Sorry for the really late reply ;-;
TWST T-pose in front of them (2)
Malleus Draconia
You wanted to do it to see his reaction.
So..
you did.
Malleus was quietly looking out of Diasomnia's dorm window,
just minding his own business,
wondering what his precious s/o is doing
and then-
"Malleus."
Malleus turned around to see his s/o standing there...
doing-
a weird pose..?
"S/o?"
"I am t-posing to assert my dominance. And because I am the more dominant of us in this relationship we have created, I demand to have cuddles with you."
Malleus blinked in surprises,
before he chuckled softly,
rising from his chair and bringing you into his embrace,
gently stroking your hair.
He gazed at you.
"My little beastie, you surely are strange. It's quite endearing sometimes."
He rested a hand on your shoulder, guiding you to his room.
"Well then, shall we go to a more private area to cuddle, my dominant little beast?"
Azul Ashengrotto
Being Octavinelle's dorm leader ain't easy.
Especially while running Monstro Lounge and tackling with school.
You swear he's never got out of his seat until MIDNIGHT
M I D N I G H T
EXCUSE ME SIR-
I SLEEP AT UNGODLY HOURS BUT BECAUSE I’M DOING UNPRODUCTIVE, NONSENSICAL AND FUN SHIT
YOU’RE DOING PRODUCTIVE, TIME CONSUMING SHIT
YOU NEED A BREAK-
So
with the knowledge you have possessed in your world,
you know,
this is the right time to unleash it.
Walking up to Azul in his office who was still drowning himself with work on his desk.
You unleashed the beast.
“S/o, what are you doing?”
“Azul. I am T-posing to assert my dominance. And as the dominant one in this relationship, I demand you drop your work and sleep.”
Azul was slightly caught off guard,
but he ended up sighing, before he chuckled.
He stood up to ruffle your hair,
before placing a gentle kiss on your forehead.
“Alright, alright. I’ll sleep.”
Honestly, Azul,
you were the sub to begin with
JK JK BUT WE LOVE YOU-
Deuce Spade
During the Star Sending Event
Deuce put in a lot of hard work to make sure he’s got it.
He didn’t want to mess up,
and he wanted it to be perfect.
He’s the one in charge of sending the wishes after all!
Except with Trey, Idia and Ortho...but that’s not the point!!
He’s been putting his very best in this!
And he’s still not sleeping!
B R U H
BABY SLEEP-
So,
unleashing the knowledge
you have acquired from your world,
you went up to Deuce
and strut your very best T-pose..
“Um- S-s/o?? W-what are you doing??”
You cornered him to a wall, T-posing in front of him.
To be honest, you were already the dominant one in this relationship.
Comforting him and reassuring him he’s a changed man.
“I am T-posing to assert my dominance. And as the dominant one in this relationship, I demand you take off that outfit of yours and go to bed to cuddle with me.”
Deuce was so embarrassed-
his face was redder than Riddle’s hair-
SO FCKING CUTE-
I WANT-
I COULD EAT HIM-
Jk jk-
Unless 0-0
He hesitantly agreed,
you took him by the hand, and lead him to his dorm.
Honestly, I can’t tell who’s cuter in your relationship-
you or him? I don’t know~ <3
Rook Hunt
Hahaha
Being Vil’s henchman vice dorm leader of Pomefiore ain’t easy-
Honestly-
In general,
being Vice dorm leader isn’t an easy task.
Rook’s still smiling throughout the day.
But you can tell he’s getting kind of exhausted.
All the vice dorm work thrown at him, schoolwork, SO MUCH-
It’s quite fascinating and admirable that he’s still keeping a smile on his face.
No matter how tired he is.
But you are his s/o,
you ain’t letting YOUR MAN fake he’s not tired-
you WILL get him to
R E L A X
AND TAKE A BREATH
So-
It is time-
“Hm? Mon Cheri? What are you doing??”
“Rook, I am asserting my dominance. And as the dominant one in this relationship, I demand you take a break and stop faking you aren’t tired. You must relax with me, and ‘no’ is not an answer.”
Rook was slightly taken aback.
Looks like his s/o is very observant.
He knows you aren’t gullible,
but he didn’t expect you to notice detail.
He smiled, dramatically posing as he scooped you in his arms.
“Mon cheri! I’m so moved! Of course I will!”
You’re just so adorable!
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