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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’

Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process

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[trvlystxrk]

Steve: For training purposes I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys act wisely.

Bucky: alright

Tony: sure

Steve: if you want to live give me all your money!

Bucky: Bold of you to assume that I have money.

Tony: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Steve:

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[marvelflame2010]

Y/n jokingly: Don't go falling in love with me

Bucky: Yeah, that's not a problem

*A few days later*

Bucky: *yelling as he runs to Steve's room* STEVE, I HAVE A PROBLEM

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[devotedlyunlikelyshark]

Gamora: Peter, I swear, you’re dead!

Peter Parker: *fear.*

Gamora: Not you.

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[wheredostarsgowhenyoudie]

Peter: Okay, so the therapist said we should talk about what's on our minds. So here goes. Cheerios.

Bucky: Oreos.

Steve: Uhm...pancakes?

Tony: Shawarma.

Rhodey: Noodles.

Sam: (face palms)

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[ironman-stan]

Tony and Peter sitting in the back of the car after a difficult mission, with Happy parking in front of Peter's flat. Tony: *leans over* Peter: Oh, Mr Stark, It's fine! I can open the door mysel- Tony: *hugs Peter* You did really well today, Kid. I'm so proud of you Peter (Choked up): Thank you, Mr Stark

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[definitelynotbri]

Can somebody be my best friend 🥺

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[joylovesthings]

Phoenix: who the hell eat all of my food cuz whoever did is going to-

Bucky: I did sorry doll

Phoenix: is going to be forgiven do you need more food cuz I can buy more

Sam: now what the fuck

Hill: Steve he said a bad language word

Steve: ONE TIME IT WAS ONE TIME

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[bamhobakk-oc]

Dear Lord who guides me and nourishes me, I set foot on this path that you have laid before me with a strong arm and a willing heart to totally rock this shit. Amen.

Matt Murdock, highkey

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[koukaaa-descent]

I am of the opinion that my jaw should be able to unhinge like a snake’s would. I will not clarify

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Peter: [making a full dinner]

Clint: Any chance that’s for me?

Peter: It’s for Mr Stark, I’m going to make some bad decisions tonight and I need him on my side

Clint: I never realised how much work went into being a disappointment

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[trvlystxrk]

Tony: I have a lot of respect for you. I see a lot of my younger self in you.

Peter: Is that a good thing?

Tony: Absolutely not.

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[marvelflame2010]

Y/n: So Bucky and I were talking last night-

Sam: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene. Face-to-face or spooning?

Bucky: Sam!

Sam: *whispering* Spooning

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[devotedlyunlikelyshark]

Natasha: I’ve had Peter for a day and a half.

Peter: :P

Natasha: And if anything happens to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and myself.

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Why does Nat always do the laundry so loudly? Clint: So everyone knows that no one is helping her. Natasha: [slams the washing machine door closed]

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[ironman-stan]

Peter: Uhh, Mr Stark? Why are we parked in front of a casino?

Tony: You're going to see how adults should live their life, kid

Peter: But... I'm only fifteen

Tony (throwing a fake id at him): Not for tonight. Just don't tell May

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