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mystery-of-arkham-asylum · 7 minutes ago
Mystery's Incorrect Conversations
Edward: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Mystery: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Jervis?
Jervis: Probably “road work ahead”.
Jonathan: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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the-dream-smp-took-my-soul · 34 minutes ago
Tommy, while being kidnapped: “Will I need my toothbrush?”
Dream: “Shut up!”
Tommy: “I assume that means you’ll be providing the toothbrush then”
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Beliarok: Wait a minute, I am the demon!
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idyllicmei · 2 hours ago
Y/n: I have no idea what I'm doing, I just know that I'm doing it really well
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idyllicmei · 2 hours ago
Y/n: Can you tuck me in?
Sam: ???
Bucky: You just handed me a shovel
Y/n: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
Steve: No!
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idyllicmei · 2 hours ago
Natasha: What are you doing?
Y/n, drinking her 7th cup of coffee: My best
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thatnimrodmusician · 2 hours ago
dream: so how was your day? sapnep: we almost got suprise adopted. dream: what? george: he means we almost got kidnapped dream: oh, ok. dream: *slams on breaks* WAIT WHAT?
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nowinnablewar · 2 hours ago
Babe: You can’t outrun your problems but you can jog slightly in front of them and pretend you can’t hear them because you have your headphones on.
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ultimatebottom69 · 2 hours ago
Bela's maiden : Ah yes. Danger.
Cassandra's plaything : Pfft, you don't even know what that word mean.
Daniela's pet : Get on my level loosers.
Alcina's property : Um...Child. so anyway-
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incorrectosomatsu · 3 hours ago
Jyushimatsu: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Ichimatsu: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Jyushimatsu: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Ichimatsu: I pity your dentist.
Jyushimatsu: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.
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angeloncewas · 3 hours ago
Dream: "I'm agnostic."
Sapnap: "I'm Sapnap."
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Edgar: McCullum, listen carefully now. Do NOT eat that dirt!
Geoffrey: Ha ha ha!
Geoffrey: *looks at the dirt nervously* 
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