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cute-little-bug · 2 minutes ago
Writing requests; open!!
I decided to open up my writing requests since summer is here and goddamn I’ve nothing better to do!! Here’s the characters I will write for;
Professor membrane
Tallest Red
Tallest Purple
Tallest Miyuki
Tallest Spork
Zwo (Zim2)
‼️requests I won’t be taking‼️
-invader Zim oc requests
-Super exclipt nsfw
-Zim x Professor Membrane
-Professor membrane x Red x Purple
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iconiclast · 2 hours ago
‘  it  could  be  love .  ’ elliot & gaz
@asphaltkissed | meme
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that word draws gaz's attention from the spot on the floor he'd been staring at for the last several minutes. love. gaz isn't sure he's ever experienced real love before. he could sweat up and down he loved the mothers of his children but now that means nothing to him. they all abandoned him, and that feeling of love turned into a deep-rooted feeling of resentment that soured gaz's stomach whenever he thinks about them for too long.
everybody gaz has ever loved has abandoned him-
except elliot.
" yeah? you think you love me ? " he teases, not letting on to his real thought process. " careful, you know i bite right ? "
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snsona · 4 hours ago
NSFW alphabet - Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
Warnings: I'm drunk and at the moment I am not responsible for anything that is written here.
Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Kyle is very attentive and affectionate. he will check if you are ok and satisfied.
he will lie down and cuddle with you, usually with your head on his chest and will talk about random things. (i love his voice).
Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he apparently doesn't care much about the physique but if he was forced to choose, he would probably say his hands.
what he likes most about his partner is his thighs and boobs.
Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
he would prefer to come inside you or while using a condom.
not a big fan of messes but nothing stops him from pulling out and cum all over your breasts or thighs.
Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
he has some experience here and there he knows what he's doing he's a very smart man.
Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
(I'm too lazy to write this and honestly I don't think it's necessary.)
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Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
he is always very serious and calculating in the bedroom it would be no different but sometimes there is a dirty talk and some sex jokes nothing too weird.
Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
this man is well groomed, he’s takes care of himself really well.
Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
but it also depends a lot on his mood... sometimes he wants to go easy and cute and sometimes he just wants to fuck hard and forget about all the problems in the world.
Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
thinking about his side of work i find it very difficult to get quiet time to masturbate.
Kink (One or more of their kinks)
talking dirty.
orgasm control.
rough sex.(?)
sir kink.
power play.
Location (Favourite places to do the do)
most of the time he prefers the bedroom, but you never really know...
any surface or wall is also a good location.
Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
dirty talk, nudes, stress
NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
degradation. he never wants to hurt you.
Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
As much as he loves to give, he prefers to receive.
Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Most of the time, Kyle's rhythm is slow and sensual, eye contact and words of affirmation.
Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He’s down for quickies.
Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
he’s will to experiment, try out new kinks, sex positions and locations.
but nothing too dangerous...
Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
he feels the need to fuck often but his work doesn't make it easy.
Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
he doesn't have toys and doesn't even want to have.
Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Kyle can be a huge tease when he wants to be.
he likes to tease.
Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s quite loud. a lot of dirty talk, moans.
Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
he just wants a safe haven, his job gets the best of him, it's tiring, disheartening, stressful and deadly.
he just wants to get laid and forget about the world's problems and then relax.
he wants to solve everything and it makes him anxious because he can't solve everything, please somebody calm this man down.
X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
in terms of length, Kyle is above average.
Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes him awhile to fall asleep.
I'm leaving the site
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brandsit · 7 hours ago
Merkel po spotkaniu z Bidenem: rozmowy ws. Nord Stream 2 są na dobrej drodze
Merkel po spotkaniu z Bidenem: rozmowy ws. Nord Stream 2 są na dobrej drodze
Merkel powiedziała po spotkaniu z Bidenem, do którego doszło przy okazji szczytu G7 w Carbis Bay w Wielkiej Brytanii, że jej rozmowa z amerykańskim przywódcą była w większości poświęcona zaplanowanemu na środę spotkaniu Bidena z prezydentem Rosji Władimirem Putinem. Trzy tygodnie temu administracja Bidena odstąpiła od sankcji wobec firmy nadzorującej budowę gazociągu, Nord Stream 2 AG, i jej…
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jthmaau · 11 hours ago
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trendbilgi · 15 hours ago
Doğalgaz keşifleri, kontrat görüşmelerinde Türkiye'nin elini güçlendirecek
Doğalgaz keşifleri, kontrat görüşmelerinde Türkiye’nin elini güçlendirecek
Cumhurbaşkanı Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, geçtiğimiz hafta, Filyos Limanı Açılışı ve Doğalgaz İşletme Tesisleri Temel Atma Töreni’nde yaptığı açıklamada, yeni bir doğalgaz rezervinin bulunduğunu duyurmuştu. Erdoğan, Fatih sondaj gemisinin Amasra-1 kuyusunda yaptığı keşifte 135 milyar metreküp doğalgaza ulaştığını belirtmişti. OXFORD’DAN TÜRKİYE YORUMU Türkiye, böylece geçen yıl yapılan 405 milyar…
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hiney-bee05 · 16 hours ago
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iz memes i found on Dib's computer
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ehli-kalem · 17 hours ago
Gazı kaçan gazoz gibi bazı insanların havası gidince geriye elle tutulur bir şeyleri kalmıyor.İçindeki bilmem kaç katkı maddesine rağmen gazozun gazı kaçınca şekerli suya dönüşmesi gibi.Basit,sıradan ve anlamsız.
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satan-incarnate-666 · 20 hours ago
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kyle "Gaz" Garrick/Alex (Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare) Characters: Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Alex (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare), a buppy named blitz Additional Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship, relationship goals ngl Summary:
kyle garrick/alex (echo 3-1) from mw19
imma give them some mf happiness
also it is my business and my business alone if i believe alex and kyle are t4t
unless u also believe alex and kyle are t4t
in which case
hmu 👀 im @satan-incarnate-666 on tumblr
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echo-three-one · 21 hours ago
The Bounty Hunter - 3
The abandoned mine was Barkov's consistent trading area for water and Alex decided to give it a visit. What would they discover inside?
Series Masterlist
Part 3
The blistering heat of the sun was already permeating through Alex's clothes. The flannel was admittedly suitable for warm weather, but this kind of intense heat was already too much that he already took off his vest.
Soap was already a few meters ahead of him when he decided to stop and grab his flask of water, gulping it down thirstily as excess drops trickled all over his chin down to his neck until it dried out just by his chest.
"Haaaah. This heat is killing me!" He sighed as the refreshing liquid cooled his system.
"Hey! We're almost there!" Soap waved from afar, his deep tone was barely audible in the vast plains, but Alex kind of got the idea.
"Wait up!" He yelled as he let his horse gallop through the gap between them as Soap stopped for a drink. No wonder Barkov liked the abandoned mine as a pick up point, it was so far from civilization that no one would ever waste their time going there.
"Of all the days we decide to go there, It's gotta be the one with zero clouds." Soap complained as they slowly galloped through the empty field, the only thing present was a few cactuses, tumbleweeds and a small bit of the mine they're supposed to go to.
"Is it that one?" Alex asked, squinting as he was pointing at the little dot over the horizon. Soap nodded and turned to him.
"Aye. Looks a wee bit far, eh? That's the top of the mountain. The entrance is quite near." He assured as his horse neighed and they trotted faster.
"Okay, lead the way then." Alex muttered.
"So, you and Kate?" John asked. Alex found a hint of hesitation in his voice, like he wanted to know what's up but he also doesn't want to hear the news. 
"We uh… " Alex pondered. He was treading on thin ice here, considering John was her childhood and only friend, and him getting in the way between them was getting awkward. However, John's easy denial earlier hinted to the bounty hunter that there was still doubt, hope and lingering feelings. Not that this mattered at the moment, but to piss John off meant losing his guide home.
"... we're figuring things out. Everything happened in a flash. It's not that things could escalate-" Alex muttered only to be met by John's palm.
"Shh.." He whispered as they trotted across the mine entrance. John stepped down from his horse and stared at the horses near the cave.
"We've got company. And it's not good." John immediately stepped back and rode his horse, urging the mammal to move away from the mines as fast as possible.
"Hey hey hey! What's wrong?!" Alex quickly followed as John found himself a hiding spot by the rocks.
"Karim and her partner's in there. Probably mapping out the whole place. I can't afford to be seen helping you out." he whispered as he peeked once more, pulling the horse down within visible range.
"It's a dead end anyway. You can't explore with her around. She'll never let you in." John added. Alex quickly got down his horse and gave John a quick pep talk.
"Look, if Karim claims to be a bounty hunter she'll accept help. Especially that she's after the most notorious of them all. Trust me. Now tie down that horse and guide me within the mines. I'll take care of you when she asks." John looked up and stared at Alex's eyes. He'd been good at detecting liars as some of the bar customers exhibit such tactics to get free drinks, but what Alex was exhibiting was pure genuinity. 
"Fine. I've only been here once. Let's hope nothing has changed since I last got here." He got up and tightened his pants, pulling his horse by the reins and tied it to the fence.
"Got a light?" Alex asked as he pulled a lantern off of his horse's bag, allowing John to spark up his lighter to ignite the flame.
"I'll stay near." He handed the lantern to the bartender as they navigated the dark mines.
Hot dry air encircled the duo as they pressed deeper into the cave. The only sound was their footprints along with the occasional drops of water from the ceiling. So far, the route only offered a straight path, slowly descending into the deeper part of the cave network.
"This is the most absurd place to trade water." Alex muttered, his voice echoed across the tunnel.
"Who's there?!" A distinct female voice with an accent roared, followed by the echoes of what sounded like guns clicking.
"It's me John from the bar!" He yelled, his hands easily raised to surrender despite not seeing Farah or any light source ahead of him.
"What are you doing here?" A male voice followed. Alex raised an eyebrow, questioning the presence of Karim's partner.
"He's taking me on a tour." Alex declared, defending John from the threatening male voice.
"I half expected I'd see you here, Alex." Farah said as she invited them into their location. John led the way to a small opening leading to an open area where light peeked through a huge crack by the mountain, revealing a huge functioning train track with trolleys already ready for the next drop.
"Whoever's dealing with Barkov is ready. These trolleys weren't here yesterday." The male partner informed them as they approached the area to investigate.
"Gaz, this is Alex. He's also after Barkov." Farah introduced as the men had a staring contest which ended with a nod. Gaz and Alex acknowledged the competition and decided that being selfish isn't going to be of any help.
"Nice to meet you." Alex greeted him.
"You too." Gaz replied with his arms crossed.
"Where does it lead?" Alex asked as he kicked the wheels, testing its capability to move.
"Tracks split into two different cave networks. The other one led deeper into the mine while the other one led to the worker's quarters." Gaz informed, pointing to the two entrances not far from the beginning of the tracks.
"We already explored the quarters yesterday and it turned out empty. If you want to see it for yourself, go ahead. We'll be investigating the other route." Gaz and Farah paced to the other entrance leaving Alex and John behind.
"What's your call?" John looked at Alex with an expression of relief, wondering how Farah let this man work with her. 
"Let's check out the quarters." Alex muttered as they made their way to the other side of the fork on the road.
Not too far from the entrance, the track ends on a wall in the middle of a huge room that once housed tired miners. Rusty lockers, broken tables and ripped hammocks surrounded the area as John illuminated it with their lantern.
"I'm no investigator but I see no sense creating train tracks here so close to the start." He muttered, checking out some items sprawled around the room. Alex just stared at the huge wall pondering about John's initial thoughts. Something the two of them noticed upon entry.
"Well, I guess my trail ends here. Let's head home." He muttered, exiting the scene as John quickly followed him back.
"What about the other route?" John asked, catching up to him.
"Not worth checking." He dismissed, silencing the curious man.
"Well, if that's the case then… is it safe to assume you wasted your time here?" John asked.
"Not really. What's important is that they're still using this route this month." Alex mounted on his horse as they both went back to town.
"This meal tastes delicious, Kate!" John exclaimed as he chewed happily on his meal. Once they got back, Kate invited them over for lunch, something that the two needed.
Alex eyed Kate and nodded as Kate smiled at the thought of it.
"I haven't prepared a meal for others in quite a while. I'm glad I still had it in me." She shyly commented as the two clearly appreciated her meal.
"So, what did you find out there? Guessing from the pace of your eating, you had a tough time?" She asked.
"Well the weather was particularly hot today, so that basically burned us out." Alex replied, downing a glass of water.
"Did Isabelle treat you well?" She asked with a smile. Alex could clearly see something forming once again between them and he was truly convinced that this was more than just basic attraction.
"Yeah. She's a good horse. Never made a problem for me." Alex chuckled as Kate hovered her hand against his.
"Good." she smiled as their eyes met. He was slightly worried that John would feel odd about this, but he trusted his words were genuine. His words saying that he could never go to her as more than a friend.
"Thanks for lunch, Kate. Delicious as always. I've got to get some sleep now. I've been awake for almost a whole day." he chuckled as he grabbed his hat and left the kitchen, leaving the two alone.
"So… what's next for the cowboy?" She purred, as her hands tightened against his. Alex quickly reciprocated as their hands intertwined with one another.
"A bath and a nap… and maybe something along the way?" he raised an eyebrow as a wide suggestive grin flashed on his face.
"I like how you think." She smiled as she slowly straddled on his lap and reached out for a kiss.
The rest of the day went by and by the time Alex woke up, it was already midnight. Kate was sound asleep beside him and a quick peek at the window revealed to him a person guarding the tower. He thought about the abandoned mine, the night raids and Barkov. Something didn't make any sense. A town raid where nothing gets stolen. And these townspeople just let this thing happen? It just didn't make sense.
So, he dressed up and went to the most sensible place to ponder.
"Welcome to the Saloon 141. Can I get you anything?" Soap greeted as Alex pushed the double doors and sat on the bar.
"The usual." He muttered as Soap expertly brewed his drink and set it in front of him.
"Barkov's resupply is almost near. Any final preparations?" Soap whispered as Alex gulped a shot and asked for another.
"I have a feeling he won't do it this time. The mine looked like a trap." He muttered as Soap frowned.
"You think Barkov knew?" His voice was shaky. No doubt he was afraid that somehow Barkov would track him down.
"One way or another, yeah." 
"What about Farah and Gaz? Why didn't you warn them?" 
"They knew it. That's why they let us in. The only thing they can do there is look for evidence." he muttered as he downed another shot.
"So the elusive one escaped again…" he sighed. 
"I've had enough of these raids man, I just wanted to sleep peacefully." John added, groaning in frustration.
"Speaking of raids… when was the last?" Alex asked.
"A few months ago… The sheriff actually captured one of the members. They're from another town. The captured man was promised protection if he joined the cause." 
"And I assume that cause is unknown." 
"Aye. Sheriff Price tried everything to let the guy talk but this one was a blind follower. He had nowhere to go, that's why he joined. It's some sort of cult thing." 
"A raid without anything stolen…" Alex scratched his chin.
"Maybe they're stealing people? Because we hide when they arrive, so they have no one to steal?" Soap suggested. It made sense, maybe the raids are just ways to recruit people to join a cause. That's one way to recruit, by force. Especially when you have no resources like money to make them commit.
"That's a good idea." Alex said as he placed his payment and bid his bartender friend goodbye.
As soon as the sun rose up, the whole town was greeted by a corpse sprawled in the middle of the road. As soon as Alex got there, the Sheriff had already investigated the scene and held John for an interview.
Rumors quickly spread that this was John's friend from another town, the one that works for someone that deals water to Barkov. The murmurs also revealed a note drawn in blood saying "Not today, Bounty Hunter." Which the whole town assumed to be Farah and Gaz.
They left them alone back on the mines yesterday and he hadn't heard from them since. He quickly dashed back to his inn and asked Kate for permission to borrow her horse.
"Kate, can I borrow Isabelle for a while?" He quickly got up to Kate, who was already dressed and carrying a bag.
"Are you going to the mines? I'll come with you." She said. Alex had a lot of questions going on in his mind but the urgency of the matter made him dismiss it.
"Okay. But-" He asked.
"Sheriff Price radioed me. Farah and Gaz might be in danger."
Part 3 - The Mines, Gaz and Barkov's message
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mysecretisme · 21 hours ago
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Tell him to put that thing away.
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esthyradler · a day ago
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stress doods because I’m gonna have a bad time tomorrow and i want to feel something wholesome
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